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A tale as old as time. There are no rooms left in the inn and Eric has to share a room with
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Sapnap always told himself that he'd handle his feelings head on. That he'd confess and get rejected and move on. He refused to do the pining thing. So after a night of pining he shows up at Punz's door to tell him.
Things go better than expected.
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- Part 3 of Punznap Oneshots
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Sapnap decides they're going back to Punz's apartment after the concert and gets exactly what he wants. Punz deals with first time anxiety, but figures it out.
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This is the follow up to It's the Fishnets, Your Honor. That is a stand alone, this one not so much. If you're just here for the smut, then you're fine. There might be some comments that throw you if you didn't read the fluff piece.
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- Part 2 of Emo BF Golden Retriever BF Universe
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It's the Fishnets, Your Honor by Teamnoncanon
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Video Blogging RPF
06 Feb 2022
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Punz agrees to go to a concert with Sapnap, not realizing that the younger had planned the whole night out. Including an unexpected outfit that had Punz distracted. Once they're in the venue, Sapnap's behavior changes in a way Punz had only ever hoped for.
"You know this is a date, right?"
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- Part 2 of Punznap Oneshots
- Part 1 of Emo BF Golden Retriever BF Universe
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Sapnap heads to Punz's apartment for their regular Monday afternoon ritual. But things go exactly how Sapnap hopes, but never imagines would.
Or the one where the boys get high and kiss.
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- Part 1 of Punznap Oneshots
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Emo BF Golden Retriever BF Universe by Teamnoncanon
Fandom Real Person Fiction, Video Blogging RPF
07 Feb 2022
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Two days in Phoenix is all it takes to make Jasper realize that mere curiosity cannot explain his obsession with the human who has so thoroughly caught Edward's attention.
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27 Oct 2025
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König is a virgin. Soap and Ghost bring him to the secret glory hole on base to teach him how to fuck a woman. You happen to be in that glory hole. They picture you because they're obsessed.
“Yer just begging to be filled sweetheart, aren't ye?” He was now teasing your clit, caressing it so lightly that you could have cried.
You heard one of them spit, and then saliva disappeared down your hole, in a mean mocking of creampie.
“Come closer König, you’ll need to see.”
The distinct thud of someone getting down on their knees echoed in the room, before you felt a breath on your cunt.
“Good.” Ghost praised. “Show us what you already know.”Bookmarked by Teamnoncanon
31 Aug 2025
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Jessica had stopped believing in Father Christmas when she was 10 years old. She was now 18 years old, and it was Christmas Eve. The night that would make her question her beliefs.
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28 Jul 2025
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A naive Newt meets his father's business partner and learns how little he really knows.
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30 Jun 2025
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Gibbs had replaced Tony on his team. Didn't mean he didn't miss his terribly. Then one night he got a call from Tony.