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butcher infiltrating a country club to play golf with the plus one of a certain supe, all a recipe for disaster (and smut)
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In which Season 3, Episode 1 goes a bit differently.
What if Homelander had shown up to Billy's apartment later that night? After he had dumped the Temp V down the sink, second-guess himself, then got nice and drunk?
And then very badly misinterpreted the entire conversation Homelander was trying to have with him. With sexy results.
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After a mission gone wrong and a week in the hospital, Butcher gets back to a suspicious Homelander. Probably a mistake to make the enemy a jealous fuck-buddy but sometimes it had its uses.
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- Part 1 of A Psychotic Love Theme
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“You are something else,” Alastor mutters, his smirk turning kind of deranged as he watches the commotion in the water when an alligator thrashes in it to get to the human meat.
“Oh, darling,” Lucifer huffs, successfully pulling Alastor’s attention to him as he steps into his personal space. He stands on his tip toes until the barrel of the Winchester rests against the center of his forehead. “You don’t know the half of it,” he whispers with confidence, grinning a bit too wide with the slightly too sharp teeth and his eyes might have an unnatural red glow. Risky, putting it in one word.
And yet, he watches as the man’s pupils dilate slightly.
Got him.
or; Lucifer gets to know Alastor when the latter is still human
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- Part 1 of wrap me in your skin and bones
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“Honestly, at this point, just bang it out,” Angel drawls from his fixed spot at the bar, rudely interrupting the semi-serious altercation Alastor’s been painstakingly escalating over the past hour and very efficiently cutting it short. Husker snorts inelegantly, then quickly raises the cloth he’s been cleaning the bar with to cover his mouth, ears immediately folding back against his skull when Alastor’s head snaps around with an unnatural, grating crack of his neck.
“Excuse me, I must have misheard,” he says lightly, moving to turn the rest of his body as well, deliberately grinning in a way that exposes all of his teeth. “What did you say?”
“Bang it out,” Angel repeats, enunciating every word and underlining them with a crude and very unambiguous gesture of his hand, and Alastor viscerally wishes he were in possession of that insolent soul, just so he could rip him apart. “The sexual tension’s so thick, even I find it disgusting. Me! So, do us all a favour and just get it over with.”
or: Alastor gets forced to face the fact that he isn’t as immune to sexual urges as he previously believed (and all the embarrassing fumbling that follows).
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16 Nov 2025