17 Works by ThatOneHarryPotterFan

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    “I’m just saying, now that nukes decrease the risk of escalation, there simply isn’t a need for two main war gods anymore. Someone”, Ares said, while glaring at Athena, “should get demoted.”

    “And I’m telling you, just like I told you the last five times, that your proposal is dismissed. We aren’t going to vote on this, Ares, and I highly recommend you drop the subject”, Zeus said. Ares rolled his eyes, but at least he didn’t try and make his point for the sixth time.

    “Any other motions?”, Zeus then asked with a sigh. When Demeter raised her hand, Zeus added: “No motions about increasing cereal consumption.” Demeter lowered her hand disappointedly.

    Or:

    Olympian meetings aren't always very productive.

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    Why had Zeus done this to him? Why couldn’t he just have left Ares alone and given him the opportunity to go down to Tartarus and kick Kronos’ sorry butt? (Ares did not think about the giants that dwelled below in the Pit, and he certainly did not think about the Aloadae. If his breathing quickened and his heart started racing, then that was purely a coincidence.)

    No, Ares wasn’t scared. He would have totally gone down into the Pit and given Kronos the payback he deserved, if it weren’t for Zeus. Totally.

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    After the events of The Lightning Thief, Zeus forces Ares to become the Co-Camp Director of Camp Halfblood, together with Dionysus.

    Over time, while working hard to prepare Camp Halfblood for war, Ares starts to realize that maybe being here isn't so bad after all.

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    The Narrator wasn’t a person like Stanley. He was just as much of a part of the game as the generic stains on the floor and the constantly reused coffee mug assets on the tables. The Narrator was nothing more than a bunch of voice lines stringed together, cleverly programmed in to make it seem like he was a real person.

    Stanley was truly all alone.
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    Or, a short one-shot that shows what goes through Stanley's head when he notices the New Content door from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe for the first time.

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    “I’m doing something here I don’t do very often. I’m giving you a choice. Ronald, do you want to follow your own path? Do you want to follow your ambitions? Do you want to be looked up to?”. Yeah, that sounded bloody nice, Ron thought to himself.

    Ron always hoped he would be sorted into Gryffindor, just like his brothers. But after seeing his so far only friend Harry get sorted into Slytherin, he starts doubting it a little. So, when the hat tells him he can thrive in Slytherin, that he was not just going to be another Weasley if he goes to Slytherin, Ron accepts.

    This is a long-fic spanning from first to seventh year, from Ron Weasley's perspective. It's a Harry/Ron slow-burn, and when I say slow-burn, I really mean it. It's going to be slooow.

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    During Capture the Flag, I did exactly what I told my children I would do. I watched the game and cheered them on. I did not get involved. If every single arrow shot by the other team happened to conveniently miss my children, then that's a complete coincidence.

    Apollo promised to be a better father during the Trials of Apollo.

    This story is Apollo fulfilling that promise.

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    Ares reminisces about his faded twin sister Enyo.

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    After Ares helps Luke and Kronos with trying to start a war between the gods in The Lightning Thief, Zeus turns Ares mortal as a punishment.

    Ares has one mission, and one mission only. Revenge on Kronos and Luke.

    When Clarisse gets involved and joins him on his mission, Ares starts realizing that maybe he hasn't been as good of a father as he thought he was.

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    This is the first part in a three part series.

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    And then, for the first time since the accident, Dick spoke.

    "It shouldn't have broken". The trapeze, Bruce guessed. The one that somehow snapped from the weight of just two people in a three people act, the one that Bruce was certain was tampered with.

    "We practiced with it all the time. It was fine this morning. It shouldn't have broken".

    "No", Bruce agreed, "It shouldn't".

    A story that explores the aftermath of the death of Dick's parents, and shows how Dick Grayson became Robin.

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    People say, the Pale King's one motivation for all his actions was to save his kingdom. People say, the Pale King deeply cared about his Kingdom and desired it would last forever.

    They are wrong. The Pale King has only one motivation in life, and it's buzz saws.

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    In S1E1, Chloe gets a case where she meets Lucifer for the first time.

    What if Dan is the one who gets the case instead of Chloe? What if he is the one to meet Lucifer?

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    After seeing Lily getting sorted into Gryffindor, Severus does the only thing he can think of: Desperately trying to convince the Sorting Hat to sort him into Gryffindor too.

    Or, a comic about Severus Snape being in Gryffindor.

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    James and Lily Potter had never intended to get four kids. No, they had a completely different plan. Just one kid for now, maybe in a few years another one if this horrible war ever ended. A really simple plan. That simple plan was completely and utterly destroyed the moment they discovered that Lily wasn’t pregnant with just one, but four kids. Four identical boys, to be exact.

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    Look, it wasn’t really my fault, if you think about it. It’s not like I could have known he would cause an apocalypse. Sure, he joked a few times about world domination, but so many do, how could I have known he was serious? And yeah, maybe the wish to disintegrate people on touch should have been a red flag, but let’s be honest here, there are so many worse things people have wished throughout the ages.

     

    A morally grey genie recounts his many experiences granting wishes.

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    Harry Potter dies because of the explosion caused by Gilderoy Lockhart's failed memory charm in the Chamber of Secrets. When choosing between death and returning as a ghost, he chooses to become a ghost.

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    Ginny forgets her diary at home. Molly finds it, writes in it, only to find out it writes back. When she finds out the person in the diary is an 16-year-old orphan named Tom, her protective-mother-senses go off.

    Tom had never once had an adult who cared for him. Finally meeting someone so motherlike and so caring is strange, unusual, annoying, and even a little nice.

    Inspired by this comment on reddit, and the post it was commented under:
    https://www.reddit.com/r/HPfanfiction/s/CyaeC0lHOq

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    Harry Potter is thought to be more powerful than the Dark Lord, so Lucius Malfoy tries to think of a way to get Harry out of Dumbledore's claws before the boy enters Hogwarts.

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    “I don’t need you,” said Tom. “I’m used to doing things for myself, I go round London on my own all the time”. That wasn’t exactly true, but Dumbledore didn’t need to know that. Then, before giving Dumbledore a chance to reply, he added smoothly: “How do you get to this Diagon Alley, sir?”.

    For a second there was silence. Dumbledore looked at Tom. “Absolutely not”, he said. “You’re going with me”.

    Tom Riddle always knew he was special. That specialness was confirmed by the visit of Transfiguration Professor Albus Dumbledore, who invited Tom to a school called Hogwarts. At Hogwarts, things go a little different than Tom expected. He gets sorted into another house, and even makes some friends. However, not everything goes easy, and Tom needs to work hard to avoid Dumbledore's suspecting eyes.

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