That_Lesbian_Goober
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But I'm a Hockey Player! by That_Lesbian_Goober
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)
19 Jul 2026
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yeah this is just hollanov mixed with But I'm a Cheerleader.
Shane Hollander is your typical American high schooler. He is a hockey player, he has a steady girlfriend, and he has a lot of friends. However, he feels some strange feelings when he looks at the boys on his team. His family finds out and sends him to True Directions, a camp to set him on the right path. When he gets to the camp, he meets Ilya Rozanov, a troublemaker.
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In the summer of 1848, William 'Will' Graham and his family take a vacation to the English countryside for rest and, for his mother's case, recovery for her depression. As the days pass, strange things begin to occur around him; they are almost supernatural happenings. During the nights, he is visited by a mysterious and handsome figure, who is strangely attracted to his jugular. And possibly other things.
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I Don't Want to be Your Friend by That_Lesbian_Goober
Fandoms: A Nightmare on Elm Street (Movies 1984-1994)
07 Jun 2026
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Song name from i wanna be your girlfriend by Girl in Red.
Jesse is nervous about asking Grady out at Lisa's pool party, but she helps him out.
Edit: I did a little editing and I really like this work.
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This is basically the same as my Nightmare on Elm Street rewrite.
In 1976, a prank gone wrong injures a frat pledge named Kenny Hampton. Four years later, those same frat and sorority kids are on a party train to bring in the new year. But what will happen when the kids start to die?
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Nightmare on Elm Street Two by That_Lesbian_Goober
Fandoms: A Nightmare on Elm Street (Movies 1984-1994)
04 Apr 2026
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Jesse Walsh is a typical kid, but in his dreams, he's being haunted by Freddy Krueger. He tries to get away by dating his classmate, Lisa, but Grady seems to be more enticing to him. And Freddy hates that.
I made a (somehow) gayer version of Freddy's Revenge. Grady and Jesse shippers eat your heart out.
Edit: I gave some chapters an overhaul for a better story and less cringe.
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“Why, do you want to stalk me or something?”
Spiderman sighed, “no, Mike I just want to do my duty as a hero, I am not stalking you”
“Ha” Mike scoffed, “you remembered my name and now you want to know my address, seems like a stalker to me”
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Mike is convinced Spiderman is stalking him
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16 Jul 2026
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Will stares at the bird. The bird stares back. In its beak, a very finely embroidered cloth, and in that, the tiniest of soft fists pushing forward from a folded corner.
“Don’t you dare,” Will says, crouching, hand that is not currently cradling an overly large pour of whiskey pointed at the bird to ward it off.
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After Hannibal is arrested and the trial dates are set, the stork visits Will Graham. With it, it brings a baby, a legally binding birth certificate, and a hope chest full of gifts for her. Nobody except Will thinks this is weird.
(Alternatively, what if the Scarlet Letter was a dark romantic comedy?)
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14 Jul 2026
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Finder by yumimimimimin
Fandoms: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
08 Jul 2026
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There they lay, chest-to-back, and John could feel Sherlock's heartbeat on him.
Was this a mistake? Because he sure as hell didn't regret it.
John didn't expect Sherlock to be a cuddler. Or to reassure him that it's okay to be one.
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10 Jul 2026
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Geordi leaned in close to the android, his voice rough and low but steady with concern.
"Data," he murmured, fingers still gently splayed across the open cavity of Data’s chest, "do you... understand what’s happening here?"
Data’s golden eyes fluttered open, glazed with sensation but attentive, listening and trusting.
"I am... experiencing intense pleasure responses," Data said, his voice vibrating with barely contained shudders. "Originating from tactile and emotional stimulus… from your touch."
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24 Jun 2026
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“You appear at once gentle and formidable,” says Hannibal. “Like a king laying judgement on his subjects. Your flesh bears the scars of battles won, evidence of your strength, yet those same scars mark you as human. Beautiful and fleeting in your mortality.”
Will’s heart thuds against his ribs. He feels formidable. Power sits in his chest like a small molten sun, warming him from the inside out. He wants Hannibal to bow before him, to kiss his ring.
What they’re doing now isn’t so far off from that, really.
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While in prison, Hannibal draws Will from memory. His portraits are later published on TattleCrime. Will decides to let Hannibal draw him from life instead.
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21 Jun 2026