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A Minor Misunderstanding by jezebel_rising
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
04 Mar 2013
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From a prompt on the kink-meme: "Thorin's company escapes the goblin tunnels, they are chased by the wargs and they take refuge in the trees. But when Azog shows up it turns out he has no intention of killing them. He has been fantasizing about Thorin ever since the dwarf cut off his arm, and now he has every intention of proposing to the love-of-his-life in a proper orc-fashion...
So, instead of attacking Azog starts courting Thorin (much to everyone's horror), reciting orc poetry, singing morbid love songs accompanied by the howling wargs and professing his undying love for his beloved foe, combining threats and promises. Thorin is thoroughly disgusted, the older dwarves are outraged and the young ones are barely suppressing laughter, while Gandalf is disturbingly pragmatic about the whole situation. Bilbo is just scared."
The fill went slightly sideways from the prompt. Enjoy.
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14 Aug 2014
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07 Aug 2014
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Harry Barton-Stark by IHScribe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Jul 2014
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To stop the Master of Death from destroying the universe, Loki travels to the past to change the boy’s life and finds that two of the Avengers may be the key to doing so.
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Desperate Times, Desperate Measures by Rosa_Cotton
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
25 Sep 2013
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…Or when mostly harmless things may be transformed into weaponry. Movieverse, bookverse, AU. No chronological timeline.
Warnings: Non-explicit violence and perilous situations.
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Beard Wars by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
02 Mar 2014
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“I kissed him! I touched his beard- oh my God.”
Bilbo’s in a bit of a daze.
“What was it like?” Bard asks, looking morbidly curious about the whole thing.
“It was so soft, Bard. Like cotton!” Bilbo can’t even cope with this right now.Bookmarked by pirate-kat (TheFoxInABox)
23 Jun 2014
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Revenge is a dish served in Middle Earth by dttwins
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
06 May 2014
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Bilbo still thought Smaug defeat was more epic then this pathetic demon. Balrog couldn’t even handle some water. Pitiful.
Bilbo and his merry dwarves go and kill all the bad guys. Happily.
Bookmarked by pirate-kat (TheFoxInABox)
17 Jun 2014
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Crystal Coffin by LadyRedFeather
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
05 Feb 2013
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They found him. Barely in time to say goodbye; too late to save him. One little savior’s luck has run out. Fighting for a home that wasn’t his. Defying banishment. Going against all odds Bilbo Baggins has proven himself time and time again, coming to the aide of his friends and allies. Now, too late, they try to repay him as best they can.
Bookmarked by pirate-kat (TheFoxInABox)
13 Jun 2014
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The Mystery of the Cat Figurines by IHScribe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV)
18 Nov 2013
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After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.
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The Policemen and the Pies by IHScribe
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Mar 2014
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You'd think after the first time, Donovan and Anderson would learn not to insult Sherlock in front of his neighbors.
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- Part 2 of The Evils of Pie Series
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"Wait, You Are Supposed To Put It Where?" by HobbitFeels
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
08 Dec 2013
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Bilbo finds out that dwarves have zero concept of anal sex or rimming and winds up having to explain it to Thorin, to his great embarrassment. Later, the explanation gets more in-depth and eventually gives both Bilbo and Thorin more than they bargained for.
This began as a comical smut one-shot but eventually took on a life of its own as a massive Bagginshield vs Kilbo love triangle. It has become a tale of love, pining, heartbreak, family, and sacrifice. But there is still smut. I'm still me, damnit.
**This was written pre-Desolation of Smaug, based on the film version of The Unexpected Journey and The Hobbit text**
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- Part 1 of Wait...
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Bookmarked by TheFoxInABox
19 Jan 2014
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"You're much better at this than James." she told him, "When he held Harry this morning, Severus, I thought he would drop him. He's hopeless, but he'll learn..."
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15 Jan 2014
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What if, contrary to popular belief, hobbit babies are more feral than dwarf babies? How would the dwarves react to the tiny cute raging shitstorm that is bby!Bilbo?
Bookmarked by TheFoxInABox
10 Jan 2014
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Uber Cute and Pocket-Sized by TheEmcee
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 May 2013
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Gandalf was getting thoroughly annoyed by the dwarves, so he decided to try and place a spell on them. Unfortunately, thanks to the dwarves being quite good with shields and dodging in general, Bilbo is hit with the spell instead, much to Thorin's chagrin and Gandalf's amusement. And what ensues? Chaos.
Bookmarked by TheFoxInABox
10 Jan 2014