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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    Being a drone butler in the Elliot mansion was never something he would have asked for, but despite the disaster, the anguish, and the emptiness of the halls, N enjoyed himself and lived happily with his other drone friends and, of course, his owner: Tessa.

    Domestic life was good. However, when Tessa brings a new purple-haired drone to the mansion, N slowly discovers what love truly is.

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    An AU where Uzi also works in the Elliot manor.

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    17 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    XDDCC has joined --glhf!

    Pomni joins a discord server for gamers in her city in an attempt to find some friends. 'Ragatha', the person who opened the discord, is a little too welcoming. Hijinks ensue.

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    13 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    Episode 8 Canon Divergent! Vague spoilers abound if you haven't seen it yet!

    Pomni blinked.
    She felt her face. The odd texture of both her pallid skin and rubber-hose gloves had been replaced by the feeling of soft fabric and supple, pourous feeling of human flesh.
    For a long, agonizing moment, she could only hear the sound of her own breathing and her heartbeat.

    "Oh my God."

    OR:

    Instead of accidentally deleting Caine (or messing with his code at all aside from the absolute necessary amount) Kinger happens upon a stroke of digital luck, and ejects the six circus members into the human world.

    Everyone has a very normal reaction to all of this, I'm sure.

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    13 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Dedf1sh: we’re missing 7 and 9

    Cap’n Jr.: shit hold on

    Webmaster: Cap’n Jr. added EnbyBraids and Singular Man

    Webmaster: EnbyBraids has joined the chatroom.

    Webmaster: Singular Man has joined the chatroom.

    EnbyBraids: I AM DISGUSTED

    EnbyBraids: I AM REVOLTED

    EnbyBraids: I DEDICATE MY ENTIRE LIFE TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR THE SPLATFEST GOD

    EnbyBraids: AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?!

    MC.Princess: I thought you were atheist

    Singular Man: xe is, xe’s just meming

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    Following the events of Splatoon 3 story mode, Captain 3 decides to make a new group chat to keep the entirety of the NSS (or at least its active members) in touch.

    Shenanigans ensue.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Harley takes a deep breath, preparing to tell Ivy everything.

    Instead, she starts crying. The ugly kind of crying, with snot running everywhere and her face getting all blotchy and red like her old makeup when she didn’t bother to take it off. Ivy retrieves a box of tissues and hands one over, looking bewildered, and Harley blows into it with a clown-nose honk. It would be funny if everything wasn’t so awful.

    “I’m a terrible person, Pam!” she wails.

    “If this is about the things the Joker made you do, you’re not responsible for all of that,” Ivy says firmly.

    But Harley shakes her head. “It’s not! It’s what I did! I- I hurt the baby Robin, and then I left him all alone in the dark because it was the only way I could get out and he’s been down there forever and he might even be dead and if he is dead then it’s all my fault!”

    “…okay,” Ivy says, sounding very confused and very concerned. “Harley, if you mean the baby bird in the yard, it’s okay. You didn’t hurt it, and it’s not dead.”

    Harley shakes her head. “Not that robin! Robin robin!”

    “What robin?” Ivy asks helplessly.

    “Batman’s Robin!”

    Or: Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy rescue Jason Todd from beneath Arkham Asylum.

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    20 Mar 2026