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    Shane settles himself between Ilya’s spread legs, but all the wind is knocked out of him before he can even do anything. Ilya is so beautiful, and he’s trusting Shane with so much. He thinks back to that first time, spread out under Ilya in the sex condo, feeling like he’d been stripped down to the basest parts of himself, but not wanting to hide. He wants—needs—to give Ilya that same feeling.

    Ilya and Shane switch it up.

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    13 Oct 2026

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    On the poster, Ilya’s own face looked back at him through a Snapchat dog filter, the image clearly taken to show off his flexed torso. Ilya didn’t recognize the selfie. He could’ve sent it to any number of girls. Someone had put jail bars over the image and below it, in bold letters, was simple text:

    ILYA ROZANOV:
    THIS MAN IS A DOG!
    TEXT IRIS TO JOIN THE SUPPORT GROUP

    ~ or ~

    Following the tuna melt diaster, Ilya goes out to a bar in Boston and sees a poster for an Ilya Rozanov support group. Posing as Lily, he joins a group chat of his past consquests and discovers that he's not nearly as hard to figure out as he thinks he is.

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    13 Oct 2026

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    As is true of most of the best things in life, it was completely and totally Jackie’s idea.

    “Come on, are you serious? You’ve never played ‘Never Have I Ever’?”
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    Or, Shane, Ilya, Hayden, and Jackie play Never Have I Ever while on vacation. Everyone learns something about one another, and Shane learns that being open with the people he loves isn't so scary.

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    13 Oct 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 95

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    The morning after his first game with the Centaurs against the Metros, Shane wakes up with a pussy. When you're married to a grade A pussy eater, is it a curse...or a blessing?

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    12 Oct 2026

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    I still say Shane only hates vaginas because he's never experienced one on a man yet. Who knows, maybe the hole is actually a peg who never found his true potential.

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    Ilya’s first encounter with a vagina was staring at the reflection of his own shivering teenage legs, the night after Alexei called him a slur.

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    Ilya Rozanov has a transient vagina that may or may not be a metaphor.

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    01 Oct 2026

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