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    Shane settles himself between Ilya’s spread legs, but all the wind is knocked out of him before he can even do anything. Ilya is so beautiful, and he’s trusting Shane with so much. He thinks back to that first time, spread out under Ilya in the sex condo, feeling like he’d been stripped down to the basest parts of himself, but not wanting to hide. He wants—needs—to give Ilya that same feeling.

    Ilya and Shane switch it up.

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  2. Public Bookmark *

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    On the poster, Ilya’s own face looked back at him through a Snapchat dog filter, the image clearly taken to show off his flexed torso. Ilya didn’t recognize the selfie. He could’ve sent it to any number of girls. Someone had put jail bars over the image and below it, in bold letters, was simple text:

    ILYA ROZANOV:
    THIS MAN IS A DOG!
    TEXT IRIS TO JOIN THE SUPPORT GROUP

    ~ or ~

    Following the tuna melt diaster, Ilya goes out to a bar in Boston and sees a poster for an Ilya Rozanov support group. Posing as Lily, he joins a group chat of his past consquests and discovers that he's not nearly as hard to figure out as he thinks he is.

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    13 Oct 2026

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    2. 0. 0. 5. 0. 4. 3.

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    As is true of most of the best things in life, it was completely and totally Jackie’s idea.

    “Come on, are you serious? You’ve never played ‘Never Have I Ever’?”
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    Or, Shane, Ilya, Hayden, and Jackie play Never Have I Ever while on vacation. Everyone learns something about one another, and Shane learns that being open with the people he loves isn't so scary.

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    13 Oct 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 95

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    The morning after his first game with the Centaurs against the Metros, Shane wakes up with a pussy. When you're married to a grade A pussy eater, is it a curse...or a blessing?

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    12 Oct 2026

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    I still say Shane only hates vaginas because he's never experienced one on a man yet. Who knows, maybe the hole is actually a peg who never found his true potential.

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    At thirty four years of age, Ilya Hollander-Rozanov was used to waking up under certain conditions. Generally, those entailed: the hardness of his morning erection nestled between the muscled firmness of his husband’s biteable ass, nose nestled into the soft curve of Shane’s neck, one hand absently kneading a perfect tit.

    It was in fact, good to be Ilya Hollander-Rozanov.

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  6. Public Bookmark 16

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    Ilya is a mechanic and has been stealing his receptionist/crush's things for months to try and tame his sex drive. You see... Ilya is a trans man and with the new bump up in his dose of testosterone, his dick is growing and so is his need to get off. When he steals Shane's electric clippers to use as a magic wand he may find out that he's gone too far. Maybe Shane thinks he hasn't gone far enough.

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  7. Public Bookmark 3

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    The first time it happens, it's completely by accident. The second time is a test. The next time, Shane asks for it.


    5 times Shane gets choked and 1 time Ilya does.

    Kinktober day 11 - breathplay.

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  8. Rec *

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    I mean she doesn’t at least not **legally**, but definitely emotionally. But when you are getting most of your gossip out of the mouth of babes some things get lost in translation. One outsider’s perspective on how they assumed their child’s classmate had three fathers for most of the school year.

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    12 Oct 2026

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  9. Public Bookmark *

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    “You are not… hole. You are” Ilya gestures emphatically to encompass Shane and his entire body “You are… whole!” He frowns. “English is stupid.”

    They’ve tried virtually everything together at this point, or at least everything they care to try, and it’s all been good, great, bordering on perfect, so why does this feel different?

     

    Or, musings on the social significance of sexual roles, internalized homophobia/misogyny, and Ilya’s perfect butt.

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    11 Oct 2026

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    4. 2. 0. 1. 4. 0. 2.

  10. Public Bookmark 35

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    “Alright, alright,” Shane says with a grin. “So what, you want me to…?” He wiggles his fingers as he sits up on his own knees and scoots towards Ilya.

    “Yes,” Ilya says simply, now also grinning. He leans forward, crawling into Shane’s space. “And maybe—”

    “And maybe?” Shane asks as their knees bump together. He buries his face in Ilya’s neck, starts to mouth at the skin there.

    “Maybe you can fuck me?”

    Or

    Shane fucks Ilya. You're welcome.

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    11 Oct 2026

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    3. 0. 0. 1. 4. 0. 1.

  11. Public Bookmark 37

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    Comic inspired by Male Nude Reclining, Charcoal on Paper by KorgInc (ilya getting fingered)

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  12. Public Bookmark 4

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  13. Public Bookmark *

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    In the mornings, afternoons, and nights, there is one thing that is always there for Ilya Rozanov.

    And that's McDonalds.

    While he does miss his usual spot back in Boston, he's been coming often to the closest one to his new home in Ottawa. It's convenient. Plus, who's gonna say no to a McGriddle?

    Unfortunately for Ilya, the breakfast menu items are all unavailable at 1am.

    Luckily, he has his perfect, regular late-night order that he always gets. And he orders it with pride, like a white girl at Starbucks.

    But the best part of the night isn't even Ilya's food, but the worker at the window.

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    4. 0. 0. 5. 0. 5. 3.

  14. Public Bookmark 9

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    Ilya has probably given hundreds, if not thousands, of lap dances since he started at Cat Scratch, but the performance he gives Shane is one for the ages. With every sinful roll of his hips, every lingering moment on his knees, he can see how he’s making Shane crazy. He wishes he’d thought ahead and moved them to the back, because Ilya wants Shane’s hands on him more than he can believe.

    Day 8: Face Sitting.

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    11 Oct 2026

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    3. 0. 0. 1. 4. 0. 1.

  15. Public Bookmark 46

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    In which the author info-dumps miscellaneous facts about Canada!

    If you don't know much about Canada and would like your Canadian characters, language, and settings to be more plausible / accurate / realistic, this meta is for you.

    If you don't care, that is also totally cool and I will still enjoy your fics :)

    If you are reading this meta, please read the comments too! There's a ton of additional info from other Canadians, and I don't always have time to go back and link all of it.

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    Wish people did research for guides like this.

  16. Rec 70

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    Hollander was a bigshot on the BU campus. He was a sports medicine major set to graduate summa cum laude, captain of the college hockey team, on his way to being recruited to the MLH, and an overall Golden Boy. He was known for his politeness; everyone always said that he was a perfectly considerate and respectable young man. He wasn’t much one for parties, but somehow he still seemed to have made friends in strange places. His awkwardness only added to his charm, drawing people towards his genuinity like moths to a flame.
    Ilya hadn’t seen very much of that side of Hollander personally, because every time they interacted, he seemed dead set on acting like Ilya’s existence was an inconvenience to him.

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    Ilya is tired of getting set up on blind dates by Sveta, especially because he's been pining after Shane Hollander for three years. When Sveta tries to set him up on one last date for old time's sake, Ilya decides to send Sasha in his stead. The only problem? This time, the person waiting for him was Hollander himself. Hollander, who apparently has been pining after Ilya for just as long. What a clusterfuck.

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    4. 6. 0. 1. 0. 3. 7.

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    In which Ilya is the one who gets hurt during the Boston vs Montreal game in 2017 instead of Shane, and this time their relationship gets revealed out there on the ice. This starts a chain of events that leads to Shane being the one to switch teams first.

    All fics could probably be read as stand-alones but do have small connections throughout.

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    5. 6. 0. 0. 1. 0. 7.

  18. Rec *

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    Ilya, of course, has said nothing.

    But she is no fool.

    All it takes is for her to watch Ilya's face as Shane Hollander lies, deathly still, on the ice.

    OR: Svetlana watches Shane Hollander get hit on the ice. Things rapidly click into place.

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    11 Oct 2026

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    5. 3. 0. 0. 0. 0. 1.

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    It’s not hard to spot Troy’s blind date once Ilya arrives at Giovanni's. For one thing, he’s wearing the ugliest green shirt Ilya has ever seen in his entire life. For another, he’s the most beautiful man Ilya has ever seen in his entire life.

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    When Troy gets sick, Ilya decides to be his blind date's knight in shining armor and make sure he doesn't get stood up. Simple, right? He'll pretend to be Troy for a few hours, get a good meal out of it, and have a story to tell. What he's not expecting is for Troy's blind date to be the most perfect man he's ever met.

    But it turns out, he's hiding some secrets, too.

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    5. 0. 0. 4. 2. 3. 5.

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    Shane looked at Ilya in a funny sort of way, eyes flicking about his face. Thinking. Ilya knew this expression well.

    “Tell me,” he encouraged softly. Shane looked at him for a bit longer, weighing something unknown in his mind. Then he spoke.

    “You know, I miscarried once.”

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    5. 7. 0. 0. 0. 2. 6.

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