TheOnlyOcean
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Tweek and Kyle have gone missing. Stan is at a loss for what to do, and Craig apparently didn't even know until two weeks after the fact. The ominous texts they had both received told them nothing of their safety, only to pack a bag and head over to a random parking lot late in the evening. After yelling at each other when they finally meet up in the same spot, they realize that they have to hole up in a car and road trip wherever the hell the kidnapper on the phone tells them to go.
Paralyzed with fear for their respective other halves, they grit their teeth and get in the car, throwing all caution to the wind as they make their way around the country. Hopefully, Stan and Craig can find it in themselves to work together.
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Tweek and Kyle are missing. It's up to Stan and Craig to find them while holed up in a minivan together, following mysterious instructions to various places around the country.
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The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half.
Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class.Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.
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“Fuck, honey,” Craig says. Twenty-two year old Craig who still has his snakebites and eyebrow piercing. Twenty-two year old Craig who still has Tweek’s heart. He reaches to grasp him now, holding him steady in a way Tweek hasn’t felt in years. “Are you okay?”
“Are you a ghost?” Tweek asks.
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After seeing his ex-boyfriend at their ten year high school reunion, all Tweek wants to do is leave the past behind. But then his ex-boyfriend shows up in the middle of the night. But it's not the salt and pepper haired physics teacher he didn't recognize from earlier. It's Craig at the exact age he was when they broke up. Twenty-two years old and still an emo heartthrob. With them stuck in some sort of time slip, Tweek is going to have to learn to reckon with the past one way or another. And decide which version of his ex-boyfriend he wants to move forward with.Bookmarked by TheOnlyOcean
20 Aug 2026
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The moon landing was a hoax, the dinosaurs never existed, and Stan Marsh is not in love with Kyle Broflovski.
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20 Aug 2026
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Craig and Tweek have been going out for the past eight years because, well, that's just what they do, yet they've gotten themselves convinced they're not in love. The story of how a couple in a long-term relationship becomes a couple.
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20 Aug 2026
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Sadly, the world couldn’t handle someone as good-natured as Tweek. Craig had to admit that he worried about him and his safety. He often pondered how easy it would be for Tweek to fall into dangerous situations with dangerous people.
‘Maybe if he stood up for himself, his parents wouldn’t overwork him to exhaustion…’ Craig thought.
Whenever Craig worried too much, he’d remind himself that Tweek was everything except weak. He was resilient and brave, even if Tweek himself didn’t know it.
Or, Craig Tucker is an apathetic nerd with anger issues in an unlikely relationship with Tweek Tweak, a paranoid but kindhearted loner. After many years, their relationship begins fracturing. Maybe, just maybe, Craig can find the pieces and bring them back together before it’s too late. This is much easier said than done, however, when Richard and Helen Tweak are determined to keep them apart.
Edited: 9/18/25, improved writing, and on select chapters, new scenes included!
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20 Aug 2026