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Why would he want to settle down? Why bother having to worry about possible pups at home or his bonded omega back at camp while he was out hunting?
It sounded painfully dull.Satoru can’t stop thinking about the rival tribe’s omega. Sure, he stole his hunt and held a spear to his throat. So what?
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15 May 2026
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tentacles coveted, but sadly not present by Aamalysstuff for fortheloveofd (fortheloveofb)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
14 Feb 2022
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“So what do you do for money, then, Su-gu-ru? Do you offer mass murder bonuses? Catering services? Do you sell your nudes?”
“Hardly that.” Suguru scoffs. He rolls his eyes. “My nudes are not something people can afford to buy. ”
“Hmmm, I could afford them.” Satoru shoots back with a grin. “I'm rich enough to buy your nudes.”
Suguru levels him with a look, and there’s about half a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth.
“Do you wanna buy my nudes, Satoru?”
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A story in which Satoru ends up funding Suguru's Cult activities by buying his overprices nudes and personalized nsfw otome CDs.
It's also a character study in whether or not someone can be a genocidal mass-murder and a tsundere at the same time.
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- Part 1 of tentacles coveted
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- English
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- 23,770
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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26 Aug 2025
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Final Boss by Aamalysstuff
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Jan 2026
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One time, Suguru thought about killing himself and ended up calling Satoru to say goodbye, but Satoru was in a League game and before Suguru was able to get a word in, he said:
“Suguru I love you, but I'm getting ganked by 3 losers, let me finish and I'm yours”
Satoru put him on speaker and then proceeded to spend the next half hour throwing some of the most creative insults known to man at random League players while getting two pentakills and somehow, by the time it ended, Suguru was laughing so hard he forgot he was thinking about offing himself afterwards. It had been more effective than the staged interventions his mom and dad pulled when he was living at home.
In Which Suguru self-medicates by sleeping around, Satoru's a weird anti-social NEET and Nanami bakes. There's swordfighting and maybe some dinosaur trivia.
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- English
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- 37,293
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 227
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05 Aug 2025
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High For This by ceruleandayz
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Aug 2025
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Suguru Geto is the middle son of a powerful Yakuza family — the shadow heir, the fixer, the monster people fear in Tokyo’s underworld. He doesn’t do softness. He doesn’t do trust.
Then enters Satoru Gojo who isn’t a distraction—he’s a disruption. Bright, careless, and disarmingly gentle, he upends Suguru’s carefully ordered world. Now Suguru has to decide what’s more dangerous: letting Satoru in, or trying to live without him.
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- English
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- 52,871
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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18 Jul 2025
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⋆⁺₊⋆ 𓃹 ⋆⁺₊⋆
A dark, hooded figure emerged from the dense snowstorm, growing far too tall as it approached. You shuffled back weakly in the bloodstained snow and winced as you jostled the trap clamped on your boot.
“What is this?” the man’s voice rumbled, muffled behind his mask. “You are…not what I expected to catch today.” He crouched and cupped your cheek reverently, as if you were a tiny creature whose delicate bones would snap at a too-rough touch.
You flinched at first — but he was warm, so warm.
“You are very far from home, aren’t you, Kleines Häschen?” he mused, honeyed words drawn out slowly as you relaxed into his palm. “Come, let me tend to your wound. Rest by my fire, just for a little while.”
The man scooped you up from the snow, unresisting. Sleep whispered sweet temptation as you were cradled to his chest, lulled by the blood loss and his steady steps. You gave in to the beckoning darkness, and allowed your heavy lids to close, like he said—
just for a little while.
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- 24/30
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29 Jun 2025
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Dead Air by MagmaWrites
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Aug 2026
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That evening, Suguru sat by his radio for what was probably the last time, flipping a switch to turn it on. It hummed as he put on his headphones.
“—guruuu? Suguruuu. Suguruuu. Su-gu-ru. Geto Suguru—”
“How long have you been waiting for me?” Suguru asked with a low laugh.
“My whole life, I think,” Satoru answered.In a world that’s swarmed by the undead, they found each other over the radio. And somehow— despite the apocalypse— they also found home.
Or an omegaverse zombie AU
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- English
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- 16/16
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23 Jun 2025
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This Should Have Been A Slow Burn by Aamalysstuff
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Dec 2024
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Gojo Satoru is not gay. He’s not.
He likes tits and asses, and long fucking legs and curves. Long hair and pretty faces. He’s never been into men like - and he should know, he’s been in some kind of sport his whole life, from wrestling to basketball, and now he’s in a frat house. There’s naked dudes around him at all times. If he were fucking gay, he’d know already, but it's the opposite! He gets the heebies jeebies from seeing dicks flop around in the locker room and he likes eating pussy!
But no one in the world sucks his dick better than Geto Suguru, and Satoru thinks this is monstrously unfair.
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- Part 11 of Ama's Smutty One Shots
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- English
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- 34,206
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- 3/3
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22 May 2025
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frostbitten by Neyasochi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
09 Nov 2025
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When an ice dragon takes up residence in their valley and ushers in a winter so harsh it threatens to kill everyone and everything caught inside it, Geto Suguru sees only one option: slaying the cruel creature. He leaves his village behind in order to do so and along the way encounters a handsome young nobleman with white hair and blue eyes… who decides to join him on his journey.
Or: Suguru goes dragon-hunting, unaware that the dragon he seeks is already in his company and sharing his bed.
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- English
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- 150,379
- Chapters:
- 13/13
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- 859
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27 Apr 2025
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Not to Put Too Fine a Point on It by mysterioussinkhole
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
03 Feb 2024
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Kabru and Laios have a thing. It's casual. It's fine. It's fine if Kabru doesn't think about it too much.
He is forced by compounding circumstances to think about it a lot.Bookmarked by TheQueerTurtle
27 Jun 2024
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Cowboys Ain't Easy to Love by orphan_account
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Apr 2018
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A chronological series of one-shots following Johnny and Gyro as they realize their feelings for one another are more than just as companions.
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26 Jun 2020
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Desperado by 3kanite
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
12 Jan 2020
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"Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?"
After finding out about the Holy Corpse, Johnny thinks that nothing else could possibly matter to him more.
He doesn't know how wrong he is.- Language:
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- 13/13
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16 Jun 2020
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When the Day Met the Night by 3kanite
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Jun 2020
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Gyro is the haughty god of the sun. When he’s stripped of his godhood by his father and stranded on Earth, he has to turn to an unlikely source for aid: an atheistic mortal named Johnny.
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- Part 1 of GyJo Mythology AU
- Language:
- English
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- 48,369
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 389
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- 1,726
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- 282
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08 Jun 2020
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it's italian, you fucking idiot. by ribbonista
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Nov 2014
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Johnny can't quite place Gyro's accent.
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03 Jun 2020
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You Could Always Count On Me by VulpesVulpes
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 Feb 2020
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The feelings blossomed in Johnny's cold chest before he even realised it was happening, it was weak of him, he knew that. Gyro would hate Johnny if he knew how dearly he cared for him but despite the fear he just couldn’t let it go.
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02 Jun 2020
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nowhere to go; I'm already inside by librisdedita
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
16 Jul 2019
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One late September day, Johnny Joestar saw salvation in the Californian desert.
Salvation looked like the pictures of angels he’d seen: a tall man with long blond hair, a shining smile and an aura of terrifying beauty. No wings, but he was on horseback, and wasn’t that basically the same?
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22 Apr 2020
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If you want to by trickyworm
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
12 Aug 2020
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Gyro can’t remember when he started having these thoughts. He never knew they'd cause him to lose so much sleep.
Inspired by the song If You Want To by Beabadoobee
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20 Apr 2020
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It's The Hat by Halow8888
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Aug 2020
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Gyro Zeppeli is a med student who has to pay the bills somehow. It just so happens he's dancing his way through school, when Johnny stops in the club for drinks with his roommate, Diego. Johnny wasn't expecting to leave with a whole lot of feelings and a new hat.
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17 Apr 2020
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I Don't Want No S(cr)ubs by cookiebabbus
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Nov 2019
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Gyro's frustrated, stressed, annoyed, pent up and worse
thankfully an ad on his favorite site shows him exactly what he needs
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15 Apr 2020
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Give Me a Bible, I'll Put My Hand on You by orphan_account
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Mar 2018
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Crossing the desert in Arizona, Gyro and Johnny talk about women, and Johnny tries to figure Gyro out: is this guy a genius, or just stupid?
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- Part 1 of Cowboys Ain't Easy to Love
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02 Apr 2020
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A Drop of My Evil by monstermashrequiem
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
12 Jul 2019
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Johnny gets a little too thrilled around the campfire. Gyro is tired of pretending he doesn't notice it.
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01 Apr 2020