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    It could never happen again. It wouldn’t. No matter how much that heat rolled through him since he left Izuku’s bedroom.

    Tomura popped his head out of his comforter and inhaled stale air and day-old soba. Was it cowardly for the king of villains to hide from his subordinates? Well, it would be if he was hiding. Luckily he was just… taking some personal time—a holiday, if you will.

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    OR: The emotionally constipated repercussions of You Can't Have a Threesome on a Stolen Desk

    (Tomura is the most constipated)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    27
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    3,055
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    It starts with five people around a large table.

    “This is a mistake,” Izuku says, head in his hands.

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    Or: What do you get when seven heroes, two supervillains, and one mother with a passion for dinner parties are under one roof? Chaos, crack, and an unwelcomed guest.

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    English
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    1/3
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    246
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1,848
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    Izuku learned early in life that nothing is fair--that people only recognize one kind of power. Izuku may be quirkless, but right now, there’s no one in Japan more powerful than him.

    Or: Dabi and Shigaraki learn (Aged-Up Villain) Izuku is more than a sharp mind and pretty face. He's also got a nice mouth and an ass worth killing for.

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    English
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    6,199
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    30
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    1,173
    Bookmarks:
    116
    Hits:
    14,699
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    The League is back in hiding for now and, after the fall of All Might, there’s a lot of uncertainty. That could mean more people questioning heroics, more villains challenging the post-Symbol of Peace world, and more people joining the League. Can’t have that! Luckily, Izuku has a plan.

    Izuku Midoriya is not a hero. No, Izuku Midoriya is a feral little analyst with the power of Nedzu and anime on his side! He will take down the League, one teddy bear at a time.

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    English
    Words:
    1,889
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    631
    Bookmarks:
    118
    Hits:
    4,492
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    It’s like one of those shitty prom movies where the music stops and every head turns toward the entrance. God, Katsuki hates those movies. He hates whatever the fuck this is, too. Yes, that is Deku in a perfectly fitted suit and, yes, right at his side is Takami Keigo, the most famous man in Japan. 
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    aka: After ten years apart, firefighter Bakugou and CEO Midoirya meet again at their high school reunion.

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    4,033
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
    Comments:
    8
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    849
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    96
    Hits:
    6,520
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    In the four years since their biggest battle, Hero Deku had taken to the streets and risen in the rankings while Shigaraki sat behind bars— well, he was behind bars. As of an hour ago, the Symbol of Evil finally escaped and Japan was in a collective panic, everyone but Izuku.

    Or: Izuku has feelings for Shigarki even though he knows it's wrong. When Shigaraki escapes, will he turn him in or finally learn to be selfish?

     

     

    [ShigaDeku Week 2022: Day 1 - After the War]

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    1/1
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    3
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    13
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    375
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    55
    Hits:
    3,003
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    “You can’t seduce someone by complimenting their dick first!” Well, this is quite a conversation to walk into. It had been Shigaraki who said it, and Izuku really loves to prove Shigaraki Tomura wrong.

    aka- Izuku shamelessly sexy-flirts with Dabi and Tomura to prove a point.

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    English
    Words:
    1,248
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    12
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    2,849
    Bookmarks:
    267
    Hits:
    22,707
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    Aizawa is straight-up not having a good time. Really, he’s been miserable since the Hell Class first stepped through the gates of UA, but now they’re gone— off to torment the world as graduated pro-heroes. He should be happy. He would be happy if his number one Problem Child™ wasn't currently the center of the biggest PR scandal the hero world has seen since Endeavor went out on patrol with ‘I fry my kids’ taped to his back.

    Seriously, how the hell did Midoriya end up with Dabi and Shigaraki Tomura??

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    Or: a graduated class A chat-fic with some Dabi/Shiggy/Deku in the mix. It's pure chaos and Aizawa is miserable.

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    English
    Words:
    3,008
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    1,159
    Bookmarks:
    92
    Hits:
    11,677
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    Okay, so he has a hickey by his nipple and two supervillains in his bed. That doesn’t necessarily mean anything. His rational mind has connected the dots but his panicked brain-box insists he hasn’t connected shit. (He’s connected them.)
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    Or: Deku, Dabi, and Shigaraki the morning after a wild Friday night.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,552
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    7
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    1,604
    Bookmarks:
    124
    Hits:
    16,864
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    “How could you?” Izuku whispers, eyes wide, hand still on the knob of their bedroom door. Katsuki shoots up and tosses the covers across the bed, but it’s too late. Midoriya has already seen the unruly tufts of red hair and the smooth tanned flesh of Kirishima’s naked chest.

    “It didn’t mean anything, I swear! Please, please Izuku, don’t do this.” He gently lays his hands on either side of Katsuki’s face and kisses him with all the love he can.

    “It’s already done, Kacchan.”

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    After Kacchan cheats on him, Izuku moves in with his best friend Shōto, which is all well and good, except for the fact that Shōto has secretly harbored feelings for Izuku since high school but never thought he would have a chance. Does he?

    Can Izuku find love again, or will he come to find that love is harder to understand than he ever thought possible?
     

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,654
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    247
    Kudos:
    1,012
    Bookmarks:
    171
    Hits:
    30,122
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    It started off innocent enough, a distracted note here, a few bullet points there, but Izuku lost control remarkably quickly. It’s gotten so bad, he’s had to dedicate an entire journal to it, to his guilty pleasure: Kacchan + Deku Notes (For the Future) 💕!

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    Or: Izuku has a ridiculously huge crush on Kacchan and writes embarrassing things in a journal.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    771
    Bookmarks:
    106
    Hits:
    8,212
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    Ever since that wild Friday night, Deku has been spammed with outrageously lewd texts and thirst traps from a particular cremation villain.

    If heroics has taught Izuku anything, it's matching his opponent blow for blow.
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    Or: the long-awaited NSFW DabiDeku chapter to the tune of Dirty Little Secret.

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    English
    Words:
    3,163
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    1,599
    Bookmarks:
    109
    Hits:
    19,463
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    Somehow they did it, Class A survived high school. Izuku stands with his friends, his future colleagues, his found family, and can’t help but think one thing: ‘Am I getting laid tonight?

    Or: Deku is horny, Dabi is a tease, the League likes to party, and Panic! at The Disco is amazing.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,390
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    1,197
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    11,873
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    When Pro-Hero Deku is assigned an undercover mission, he expected dark alleys and blood-thirsty villains. Instead, he finds himself at a ritzy couples resort, and he's not alone. He hasn't seen Kacchan for three years, but now they're married— pretend married, that is. Can they solve the case, or will Izuku implode at the sight of a domestic Katsuki? (feat. Soft Bakugou™ and a long-awaited apology)

    Or: an estranged Deku and Dynamight go undercover at a couples retreat and Izuku might just die because Kacchan wears glasses now.

    Language:
    English
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    23,350
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    14
    Comments:
    247
    Kudos:
    2,093
    Bookmarks:
    421
    Hits:
    26,943
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    I’m already here, why are you still throwing rocks at me‽” First the stupid soup cans, now rocks? Will his poor head ever get a break?

    “You ruined my plan.” Dabi, well, Izuku would almost call it a pout if he believed the villain capable.

    “And what plan might that be?” It could be murder for all Izuku knows, though alerting him beforehand seems pretty stupid. The quiet sound of an electric guitar jolts him from his thoughts. Just that first riff has him itching to move.

    “We only got one dance last time.” Dance. Did he seriously break into UA to… dance?

    Or: Dabi sneaks onto UA's campus to have a dramatical and cracky 3 am dance with Izuku

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    English
    Words:
    2,466
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    1,436
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    12,894
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    All he wanted was a can of soup for his family— well, found family and probably like… 60 cans of soup. He should have expected failure by now, though he could not have anticipated it would taste like minestrone.

    Or: Izuku fails his soup-gathering mission, gets kidnapped by the LOV, finds some bisexual friends, has a dance party, and the League discovers UA's golden boy (and Dabi) can really shake that.

    (The League and Izuku dance to the Bisexual Anthem and Izuku laments his soup tragedy)

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    English
    Words:
    2,785
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    9
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    2,200
    Bookmarks:
    164
    Hits:
    18,617
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    Midoriya Izuku will be a great hero. He was recognized by All Might, attends UA, and has already faced some of the world's worst villains. There's just one problem, Midoriya Izuku has a secret: he is a Prince. He and his mother have been in hiding his whole life, but he knows the truth. He is the only one who knows the truth.

    What happens when Izuku is taken back to his world which is now in the hands of the man they were hiding from? What will his friends do when they discover the truth?

    Or: Izuku is a secret prince from a world where magic is real but quirks are not. He has to leave his life at UA, but will UA leave him?

    Language:
    English
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    5,188
    Chapters:
    3/8
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    2,935
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    The numbness is worse than letting himself feel it, at least that’s what he’s been told by his new therapist, by his friends, by All Might. ‘The numbness won’t help you process this,’ they’ve all said. No shit. Have they not realized that maybe he doesn’t want to ‘process it’? Maybe he doesn’t want to let the stabbing, gut-wrenching, lead-stomach feeling in because then it’s real. If he feels it, Inko Midoriya will really be dead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,357
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    820
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    “Well, isn’t this just a punchline waiting to happen?” He jumps. He’s not alone. He should have realized that already, how didn’t he hear?

    “Punchline?”

    “If you don’t already get it, I won’t say. Jokes aren’t funny if you have to explain ‘em,” she chuckles, pulling a small ball out of her pocket and spinning it around in her palm. She’s young, blond hair, brown eyes, thin frame but clearly toned. He doesn’t recognize her. Why the hell are they all here? Why them of all people?

    ***

    Or: Hawks, Todoroki, and Dabi wake up trapped in a warehouse with quirk suppressants and a mystery girl. Why are they all together, who the hell is this girl, and why does she have a bouncy ball?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,728
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    781
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    Ochako, pick up the phone, PICK UP THE PHONE!

    “Izuku, do you know how early it is right now?! It’s two in the morning. This’d better be an emergency,” She grumbles.

    “You know how Kacchan and I have that meme war going on?”

    “I can’t forget, no matter how much I want to.”

    “I-accidentally-sent-one-of-the-memes-to-the-wrong-number!”

    “Oh, Izuku, what have you done?”

    _____________

    Or: Izuku sends Bakugou a meme, except he doesn't, and the stranger who receives it just happens to be renown actor Todoroki Shōto

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,307
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    153
    Kudos:
    1,617
    Bookmarks:
    229
    Hits:
    13,972

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