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The war is over, her crime record has been officially expunged, and Sasuke must finally focus on her self-imposed second goal: Reviving the Uchiha clan. She’s not looking for a husband, though, just someone willing to provide his genetic material.
Of course Naruto has to go and blow everything out of proportion.Or, Sasuke asks Naruto to be the sperm donor to the future generation of little Uchiha. This is a very rational idea that will not impact the parameters of their friendship in any way.
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17 Sep 2026
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When Sasuke and Naruto start dating, it’s half accident and half subterfuge.
But then it occurs to Sasuke that having a girlfriend at the ready would really help with the whole reviving his clan aspect of his plans for the future. Even if they have to go long-distance for a bit.Or, Sasuke must pay the boner fee.
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30 Aug 2026
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White Lies by Fyreflare
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
09 Oct 2024
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Link badly misinterprets some of the memories and hints and assumes that he and Zelda got married 100 years ago. Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 6 of Linktober 2024 One-Shots
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Behind, Beside, Before by abbygrace77
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
28 Feb 2026
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A century ago, Link walked behind her. Steps in sync with hers, eyes always upon her back, his face a mask of indifference. Zelda wanted nothing more than to rid herself of his constant presence.
Five years ago, he walked beside her. A smile upon his face, mischief in his eyes, his expressions loud and free. Zelda basked in their joint freedom, their choices finally uninhibited.
Now, he walks before her. Sword drawn, eyes vigilant, ready to shield her from any danger, to keep her from being torn away from him once again. Zelda, truthfully, is at a loss for how to react.
A look at their lives before the Calamity, after the Calamity, and after the Upheaval.
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22 Feb 2026
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Advent by ClaraAeri for OmegaZeta5
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
09 Dec 2023
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A study in escapism, and inevitability.
"Give me a reason to," she snaps, finally grasping her Slate.
"They're my memories."
Zelda looks at him. Takes in his knit forehead and the desperation she's never seen in him until now. She swallows, struggling to keep her voice from trembling as she whispers, "They're mine, too, Link."
His heavy gaze dips, and for a moment, the crackle of her fallen torch is all there is. The seconds tick by. Five. Five more precious seconds he's stealing from her.
That she's letting him steal from her.
Then, his eyes lift, and he says:
"Let's make a deal."
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07 Oct 2025