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The war is over, her crime record has been officially expunged, and Sasuke must finally focus on her self-imposed second goal: Reviving the Uchiha clan. She’s not looking for a husband, though, just someone willing to provide his genetic material.
Of course Naruto has to go and blow everything out of proportion.Or, Sasuke asks Naruto to be the sperm donor to the future generation of little Uchiha. This is a very rational idea that will not impact the parameters of their friendship in any way.
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17 Sep 2026
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When Sasuke and Naruto start dating, it’s half accident and half subterfuge.
But then it occurs to Sasuke that having a girlfriend at the ready would really help with the whole reviving his clan aspect of his plans for the future. Even if they have to go long-distance for a bit.Or, Sasuke must pay the boner fee.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,800
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 560
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30 Aug 2026
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White Lies by Fyreflare
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
09 Oct 2024
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Link badly misinterprets some of the memories and hints and assumes that he and Zelda got married 100 years ago. Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 6 of Linktober 2024 One-Shots
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Behind, Beside, Before by abbygrace77
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
28 Feb 2026
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A century ago, Link walked behind her. Steps in sync with hers, eyes always upon her back, his face a mask of indifference. Zelda wanted nothing more than to rid herself of his constant presence.
Five years ago, he walked beside her. A smile upon his face, mischief in his eyes, his expressions loud and free. Zelda basked in their joint freedom, their choices finally uninhibited.
Now, he walks before her. Sword drawn, eyes vigilant, ready to shield her from any danger, to keep her from being torn away from him once again. Zelda, truthfully, is at a loss for how to react.
A look at their lives before the Calamity, after the Calamity, and after the Upheaval.
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- English
- Words:
- 42,262
- Chapters:
- 28/28
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- 1
- Comments:
- 516
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- 371
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- 89
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22 Feb 2026
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Advent by ClaraAeri for OmegaZeta5
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
09 Dec 2023
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A study in escapism, and inevitability.
"Give me a reason to," she snaps, finally grasping her Slate.
"They're my memories."
Zelda looks at him. Takes in his knit forehead and the desperation she's never seen in him until now. She swallows, struggling to keep her voice from trembling as she whispers, "They're mine, too, Link."
His heavy gaze dips, and for a moment, the crackle of her fallen torch is all there is. The seconds tick by. Five. Five more precious seconds he's stealing from her.
That she's letting him steal from her.
Then, his eyes lift, and he says:
"Let's make a deal."
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- English
- Words:
- 41,482
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 200
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- 1,127
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- 308
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- 27,567
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07 Oct 2025
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Who We Are by melonlemontea
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
26 Oct 2025
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"The moment Zelda's feet touched the ground, Link was already sprinting toward her. Relief flooded through him- she didn't look injured, ghostly blue flames didn't surround her, and she was here.
Zelda turned around and looked at him with confusion.
'May I ask... who are you?'"
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Zelda loses her memory after the fight with Calamity Ganon. Through miscommunication, she mistakenly think she's married to Link. Link just wants to help her.
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- English
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- 81,506
- Chapters:
- 49/49
- Comments:
- 331
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- 25,326
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04 Aug 2025
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It's been two years since Videl's father, Hercule Satan, was exposed as a fraud. Down on her luck and with very few prospects, Videl seeks out a position at the palace of the restored Ox Kingdom in Mount Paozu. There, she finds herself as a servant under the management of the Ox Prince, Son Gohan, who seems to be hiding a few secrets of his own. AU Post-Cell divergence.
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27 Jul 2025
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01 May 2025
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When Loid adopted Anya and they became the Forgers, he made sure that the families with the surnames Williams, Levski, Klein, and Roche that were most likely to adopt were either no longer in Berlint or at least lived in or worked on the other side of the city. For the ones that were too close for his liking, he made sure to keep Anya away from any neighborhoods or establishments that would increase the chance of a run-in. In a city of almost 1.3 million people, there was a very small chance that the Forgers would run into any of them by happenstance. It was such a small chance that Loid had discounted the possibility after doing the math.
Perhaps that chance hadn’t been small enough.
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- English
- Words:
- 50,505
- Chapters:
- 16/?
- Comments:
- 594
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- 3,020
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01 May 2025
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Stars must Burn (So they can Shine Brighter) by ArtyAppleBee
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
28 May 2025
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Azula wishes to go back to a better time.
A spirit hears her and gives her a second chance.
Zuko and the Gaang have to deal with the consequences.
It's not that bad. It really isn't. The consequences are very cute.Or the AU where Azula turns back into a child and our heroes are bested by an almighty 4-year-old.
Extreme domestic fluff ensues. But also a bit of trauma to spice it up (it's the fire nation, of course it's spicy).- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,303
- Chapters:
- 14/?
- Comments:
- 292
- Kudos:
- 1,732
- Bookmarks:
- 365
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01 May 2025
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Birds of a Feather by tri_repetae for SokkaFanLawyer
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
05 Jan 2025
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Yor becomes close friends with Anya's newest babysitter, an old friend of Loid's who calls herself "Helen," unaware that Helen is really a spy named Sylvia Sherwood.
Meanwhile, Yor's coworkers all come to appreciate Yor's presence in their lives after she indirectly helps Melinda and Millie come to an understanding.
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- Part 1 of Yor & Sylvia
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28 Dec 2024
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once more with feeling by sometimesiship
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
01 Jan 2024
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Twilight has two simple rules: No unnecessary touching and no unnecessary lying. They've gotten him through the cognitive dissonance that playing house creates, and finally, after four years, peace between Ostania and Westalis is within reach. He just has to kill one man—a man guarded by none other than Thorn Princess.
But when identities are revealed and loyalties come to light, the rules no longer apply. As all three Forgers navigate the minefield that their home life has become, the line between Twilight and Loid begins to blur, begging the question: if your fake wife is the final boss and your pretend daughter knows your every thought, is peace even an option?
Oh, and don't forget about the damn dog.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 159,860
- Chapters:
- 37/37
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 1,745
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- 5,504
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- 1,326
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- 190,499
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14 Mar 2024
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In another universe, Uchiha Ren arranges a marriage for his son and inadvertently changes the fate of the entire clan.
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An extremely self-indulgent slow burn Shisui/OC fic in which a woman reborn as a sickly Uchiha girl discovers that this Sharingan thing that everyone raves about isn’t a superpower, it’s a damned congenital disease.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 132,682
- Chapters:
- 53/53
- Collections:
- 109
- Comments:
- 3,207
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- 11,593
- Bookmarks:
- 4,486
- Hits:
- 340,909
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20 Feb 2024
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A Bird Has Swallowed the Sun by cleverjade
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
24 Apr 2024
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They lay side-by-side on the floor of the Forgotten Temple for some amount of time, lost in regret and devastation and heartache, before Impa wiped her cheeks with a sniffle and pushed herself up from the ground. “We’ll need to start our work immediately if we’re to get her back, then,” she said. “Go wash your face, and I’ll put the kettle on.”
He blinked. “Impa, the glyphs say it’s not possible.”
“Oh, Link, old friend, I don’t care what the Zonai thought was possible. Perhaps they didn’t know of a way to reverse the draconification process, but that was so, so very long ago. Think of the legends we’ve recorded over the centuries since, all the many ways that Hyrule has been saved from ruin by unimaginable power — do you think the Zonai really knew everything that would ever come to be?
“It will be hard to find, certainly, but I believe wholeheartedly that there is something in this land that can bring her back. So unless you don’t think we owe it to our Princess to try, I suggest you get up off the floor, wipe the tears off your face, and get to work.”
A lore-adjacent explanation for how Zelda might have been restored at the end of Tears of the Kingdom.
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- English
- Words:
- 160,621
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 347
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- 643
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- 242
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14 Jan 2024
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“You need to be more careful,” it burst out of him, cutting her off. “It—it took me what? A month? To prove that you could read my mind and all because you constantly slip up by reacting to things nobody said aloud! That’s incredibly dangerous! What if someone—”
“Nobody has until now,” she said, entirely too unbothered by the whole thing. “Not even my dad and he’s a— he’s very smart.”
And Damian was a teenager with a notebook. That did not bode well for Mr. Forger’s mental capabilities.
“Shut up,” Anya said with her nose turned up. “It’s not his fault you’re a huge nerd.”
Damian suspects that Anya Forger is capable of reading minds, and he sets out to prove it. Even if it makes him feel silly for even entertaining such an idea.
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Breath of the Sky by Skye_the_Lofty_Nutcase
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
25 Dec 2025
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When Princess Zelda goes to the Spring of Courage to pray, accompanied by her appointed knight, a giant magical cog spitting out a goddess is the last thing she expects, but it is what she gets. Meanwhile, the Spirit Maiden Zelda is trying to figure out what the heck is happening and where her missing chosen hero is.
Skyward Sword meets Breath of the Wild pre-calamity, and it changes everything.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 84,083
- Chapters:
- 16/?
- Comments:
- 651
- Kudos:
- 1,400
- Bookmarks:
- 382
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11 Dec 2023
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The Repeating Cycle… Ends by l_OmegaInfinity_l
Fandoms: Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity (Video Game), The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
24 Sep 2023
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BotW/AoC - As Zelda struggles to unlock her powers, an errant comment from Impa leads Terrako to attempt something drastic: bring forth another Zelda to ask for help. It fails... but has an unexpected consequence. Link, Zelda, and Impa now remember all of their lives, and how they've fought the same battle over and over. And they're over it. They're ending the cycle. Now.
Will include: Link taking no shit from Revali, Impa greatly relaxing her stance of propriety and tradition, and Zelda remembering how much fun her other lives could have.
Oh, and the characters of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity dealing with a Link, Zelda, and Impa who are officially done following the rules.
In other words: Chaos!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,642
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 539
- Kudos:
- 2,933
- Bookmarks:
- 997
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- 75,264
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08 Dec 2023
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Loyalty Is Acquired Through Time by thousands_of_snakes
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender
18 Aug 2026
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In this world, Zuko is the prodigy and Azula is the banished princess that chases the Avatar to return home. Of course, things are a little different from canon than simply copying and pasting one character onto another's story.
Starting with the fact that they love each other deeply and want to be reunited for good.But communication is for losers, so it might take a while.
- Words:
- 316,413
- Works:
- 12
- Bookmarks:
- 341
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09 Oct 2023
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How is a woman supposed to tell her husband, who has been married to her for almost 7 years now, that she can read minds? That she has been able to since the first moment they met?
This is a gift for Nono Koko on tumblr!
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At the end of the world, Kaguya's victory is imminent. Naruto and Kurama are the only ones left fighting and know they have no chance of survival. The Sage finds the power to send one of them to the past to stop Kaguya from ever being resurrected. It was supposed to be Naruto, but at the last minute, Kurama finds the fate of the world in his paws. Now, if only he could convince his previous host and her husband that he really is here to prevent the world from ending.
AKA yet another time travel AU
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- Part 1 of Kurama Time Travel AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 159,551
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 876
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- 4,471
- Bookmarks:
- 1,393
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- 127,862
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24 Sep 2023