ThorneInYourSide
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Nothing Hurts Like Your Mouth by ThorneInYourSide
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
06 Dec 2022
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The mould is trying their absolute hardest to keep their walking disaster of a host alive. When Lady Dimitrescu's saliva gets into Ethan's bloodstream they see it as an opportunity to emulate and evolve, even if it requires a newly improved liquid diet. Ethan is going to have to learn how to cope with this development, but luckily it turns out that Lord Heisenberg has a biting fetish.
Or: Ethan contracts vampirism because the mould thinks it's a cool trade-up. Heisenberg just wants to be the snacc that he is.
Despite the light-hearted summary, this work will cover dark themes and contain graphic scenes of violence at times. I do best with a mixture of fun and heavy content, so take from that what you will.
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- Part 2 of Wintersberg Series
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With A Little Help From My Friends by ThorneInYourSide
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
21 Jun 2021
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During the fight with Heisenberg's mutated form, Ethan is sure he's done. He can't sass himself out of this one, and Karl's going to kill him, right?
My take on a canon-divergence where Ethan and Karl realise that they perhaps can work together to take down Miranda, with a bit of help from their friends.
Smut will be in the final chapter. I have also resurrected Ethan's humour and sarcasm from the first game as trauma and stress make for odd coping mechanisms.
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- Part 1 of Wintersberg Series
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Drath is a Half-Elf warlock who is tired of being manipulated by beings more powerful than himself. Caught up in a suicidal quest to destroy the vampire lord Strahd Von Zarovich, the last thing he expects is a personal invitation to Castle Ravenloft.
This tale explores how the humanity of a vampire slowly erodes. It features dark themes, descriptive violence and sex used as a tool to manipulate others, both by NPCs and the main character.
So far there is only one chapter that describes graphic sex between Strahd and the main character. As this work started out as a Mature rating and evolved into Explicit, I will keep it and future chapters separate from the main story so they can be skipped if you prefer.
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After the incident with the Vampire Council, Guillermo is losing his faith in the promise Nandor made. When he's summoned to the library, he finally gets the opportunity to clear the air.
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How Did You Get Your Mercenary Name? by ThorneInYourSide
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
12 Feb 2019
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A brief, smutty one-shot between our favourite misthios and another bounty hunter with an interesting name.
Essentially the game has some mercenaries with very odd names, and I came across 'Timotheus the Crazy Lover', need I say more?
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Alphas aren't supposed to want other Alphas.
For Shane Hollander, that unspoken societal rule doesn't ring true. It's fine, though. He has everything under control, and the people around him are none the wiser.
Unfortunately, he never counted on Ilya Rozanov seeing right through him.
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17 Jan 2026
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struggle for supremacy by congee4lunch
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jan 2026
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“Well, you are getting something from me. Two things actually: Life-changing sex skills and an opportunity to fuck me—”
“—Oh, give me a break—”
“—But,” Ilya says. “What am I getting out of this?”
“The opportunity to f-fuck me,” Hollander snaps, and yeah, a pretty fair point.
ilya is failing a class, shane is failing at exploring his sexuality. despite their seven-year-long animosity on the ice, they turn to each other for guidance. a deal is struck.
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11 Jan 2026
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Gongshow Shitshow by ziusura
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jan 2026
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Shane Hollander was an alpha. It was part instinct, part his own propensity for trouble, but Ilya loved crushing alphas the most.
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30 Dec 2025
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Carpe Noctem by lildeer
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Tanz der Vampire | Dance of the Vampires - Steinman/Kunze
23 Oct 2025
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Jack Crawford and Will Graham hunt a legendary vampire in a snowbound village, guided by Will’s dark visions. Count Lecter lures Will toward his castle, threatening to bend his mind with a dangerous fascination. In a world of desire, obsession, and shadows, hunter and prey blur.
HEAVILY inspired by Tanz der Vampire - just modified to fit my hannigram needs.
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11 Nov 2025
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There is nothing to be gained from denying this match and everything to lose. Count Lecter’s life is no longer his own, but fodder for a treaty between his homeland of Lyrae and a distant land he only knows of through rumors—Myria. His directions are clear: Marry the King of Myria, make him happy in whatever means that may take, and pray to God for his mortal soul. His people depend on him during such uncertain times to solidify this alliance.
However, he wants more for himself, and he is determined to have everything his heart desires, including the heart of his new King.
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04 Nov 2025