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and, i would argue, the smartest person in this room by felixknorth
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
05 Aug 2025
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A Season 2 AU in which Will Graham did not, at any point, accuse Hannibal of being the Chesapeake Ripper.
Will Graham is the smartest person most people will ever have the misfortune to meet. Hannibal Lecter has been no exception; he's brilliant, but his failing is that he assumes he's the mastermind in every situation. He still thinks Will didn't pick up on every weird joke, every coincidence, every threat disguised as a charming quip, every flashing neon sign that screams "Hannibal Lecter is the Chesapeake Ripper!"
Now, Will has to decide what he wants from Hannibal. For the first time in his life, it seems like there's a possibility that somebody might be close enough to his level for a real connection. Hannibal is an apex predator in a garish suit, blind to Will's superior camouflage, and the Ripper's obsession with Agent Graham is so obvious it's drawing attention from... undesirable sources. If Will can manipulate everything to his desired outcome, Hannibal could become the equal Will has always wanted.
If he wants to protect their fragile peace, it'll take a lot more than just Hannibal Lecter.
That's fine. After all, Will has never been able to stop himself at just one stray.
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Thorin and Bilbo, King and Consort, wake one day to news of a strange young woman with mysterious tomes and speaking an entirely unknown language having been discovered just outside of Erebor. She seems to bring grave omens- ones she's unable to properly share through the language barriers.
So begins lessons in Westron, and fighting, and ravens sent away to Gandalf to come investigate this strange situation, slipping into a comfortable routine for many months.
Until she says one word impossible to ignore.
(AKA I am Isekai'd into Middle-Earth but I don't speak Westron so things get complicated.)
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24 Jun 2025
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between a rock and a hard dwarf by enbyofdionysus
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
22 Feb 2025
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“Look at that,” Dwalin groaned. He had Bilbo’s ass in two rough fistfuls, spreading his cheeks and his hole with his thumbs. “I always said pink was my favorite color.”
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Just a short, nasty DP drabbleBookmarked by Tirednerd461
23 Jun 2025
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In which Merlin wakes up and chooses violence, and decides not to rethink that choice.
Or: Merlin realizes that, if he's going to keep Arthur safe and keep his magic a secret, he will have to get a little bit physical. Arthur has to rethink everything in existence when he's suddenly forced to confront the fact that Merlin can fight, and is in fact, bloody dangerous
Or: The author randomly thought "Murder Twink Merlin" while re-watching the show, and decided it was his mission in life to make that a tag.
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- Part 1 of Murder Twink! Merlin
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15 Feb 2025
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A manservant performs his noble master's usual nightly ablutions, which differ from the norm in several interesting ways.
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- Part 1 of Turnesly
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14 Nov 2024