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Naruto, determined to graduate high school as quickly as possible, wakes up late on the first day of junior year final exams - only to discover himself in bed naked next to Sasuke Uchiha, sh-t nugget extraordinaire, who insists that he is now Sasuke Uzumaki and that they had graduated high school - 10 years ago.
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01 Jun 2026
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oh love, have mercy on me (and keep me company) by thunderpoint for cynicallyneutral
Fandoms: Naruto
01 Jul 2023
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“Be a fucking brat for once,” is whispered hotly against his burning ear. Naruto scrambles hopelessly to hold onto something when he feels the fat head of the clone’s cock slowly breach his hole. That’s- his own cock. Inside him. Fuck, holy fuck- “Stop waiting for him to get in the mood. Stop asking for it only with looks. Be the fucking menace you know are. A pillow princess is cute. But a brat?”
A brat gets everything he wants.
Also dubbed as: Sasuke seems to be extra busy, Naruto is frustrated, horny and insecure, and Naruto's clone takes it upon himself to solve it all. Through sex.
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14 May 2026
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Naruto has been Sasuke's reason to return, so this time Sasuke is Naruto's reason to leave.
written for snsmonth2025 - day 1: blank period
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- Part 1 of sns month 2025
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31 Mar 2026
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Between becoming Hokage, starting a family, getting kids, figuring out that he was partly living a lie, getting a divorce, running the village, confessing to his best friend — Naruto hasn't really had time for a vacation.
written for snsmonth25 day 19: hot spring / family
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- Part 8 of sns month 2025
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31 Mar 2026
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There's a reason Sasuke doesn't drink when Naruto is home.
written for snsmonth25 day 21 + 22: And they were room-mates & drunken confessions
chapter 2 written for day 23: sharing a bedSeries
- Part 9 of sns month 2025
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31 Mar 2026
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Naruto has Sasuke just the way he likes him: on his knees, mouth filled, and eyes so pretty.
☆COMPLETE, One-Shot, Kinktober 2022☆
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- Part 3 of Punky's Kinktober 2022
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29 Mar 2026
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This time, when she rolls her eyes, it’s a little exasperated, but the smile on her face remains smug. “Professionally, as your doctor, I’m telling you to slowly, er… condition him. Make him tired before bed, before or after he takes the pills. Maybe even start from today, just so it’ll take even less time.”
Sakura’s grin widens, just a smidge, but enough to raise the hairs on Sasuke’s arm. “Non-professionally, as your friend, I’m telling you to fuck him until he can’t do anything but rest."
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- Part 2 of freaknon's freakposting
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15 Mar 2026
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Sasuke didn’t have a lot of personal belongings. Sure, he owned things but he doubted that stuff like the couch or a table counted. Anything could be discarded and replaced, so he didn’t think much about it.
It wasn’t until he spilled water on his camera that he realized how much it mattered to him.
Or, Sasuke is a single parent and a visit to the repair shop leads him to an old friend.
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15 Mar 2026
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For years, Naruto chased after Sasuke, and every time, Sasuke pushed him away. It was what he thought he wanted, but when the war ended and Naruto let him go, Sasuke found himself truly alone.
What if it wasn't what he wanted anymore?
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29 Oct 2025
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(I) Swear to Shake It Up If You Swear to Listen, (Dobe) by paintxthexwind
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
31 Aug 2025
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Naruto thinks he has the edge on surprises for their tenth anniversary gift exchange. Sasuke proves his
adorableridiculous moron wrong.Series
- Part 2 of They Spill Unfound From a Pretty Mouth
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05 Sep 2025
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Naruto calls Sasuke a coward and hell ensues.
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17 Jul 2025
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Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki navigate what they are to one another after the Fourth Great Ninja war, finding out just why their souls pulled them back together. Naturally, they cannot be normal about it and face hurdles along the way- some self inflicted.
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He was sunshine incarnate and Sasuke burned inside just being near him. His eyes were playful and staring down at Sasuke, a smirk tugging at his lips, slightly chapped. Breathing became difficult and Sasuke had the wildest thought of leaning up, and just kissing him. He blinked.
What the actual fuck was that?
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- Part 1 of Nexus of Souls Universe.
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16 Jul 2025
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(Tea steam condensed on the window, and a thin line of moisture had dragged itself down on a misshapen path, led by a bead of icy water. Through the haze, there were shapes of patrons, shapes of dishware, shapes of shopowners—a figure haloed in light and another swallowed by the shadows of a back room, barely glimpsed in the brief clarity given by the condensation, fogging up again as the steam again sighed against the window.
“did you hear?” the window carried the conversation through its panes, a murmur against wood and glass. The news had traveled slowly here to the Land of Snow, if only because the village was remote enough to miss, and yet even this was delayed by those standards. The snow had known for eons, it seemed—because there were flakes of it born from the Valley of the End. “the uchiha clan is done for good. last one kicked it not too long ago.”
The window’s tone had changed, delivering a different timbre, a different patron rumbling deep from the back of their throat. “jackass,” the window relayed like the shifting of the earth, so low was it spoken. “that news is three fucking years old. you’re late.”)
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16 Jul 2025
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Sasuke would rather not attend the Run at all but unfortunately he doesn't have a choice. He figures he can just stay in one of the cabins until the event is over and be done with it completely. A good idea, until he catches whiff of one particular scent ...
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07 Jul 2025
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“I poisoned myself, dumbass.” Sasuke barely suppresses another wave of laughter at the ridiculousness of that statement. “Not on purpose,” he adds when Naruto’s bottom lip quivers. “Idiot. I just ate the wrong berries. Light red good, marginally darker red bad. Who knew?”
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23 Jun 2025
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During a mission, Naruto’s body starts rejecting his prosthetic arm. Sasuke has to take matters into his own hand.
Oneshot.
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23 Jun 2025
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“Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.
Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.
Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.
***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone +1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***
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15 Jun 2025
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Like an ouroboros, a snake devouring its own tail, this, too, means eternity.
Or, "He says we are engaged to each other, you moron."
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15 Jun 2025
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It takes more than the fourth great Shinobi war or aliens. It takes more than an idiot jumping in front of an attack meant for the other. It takes more than a coma, or two.
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15 Jun 2025
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Sasuke helps Naruto with a practical problem. In return, Naruto tries to help Sasuke see the benefits of cohabitation.
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15 Jun 2025
