Tolarion



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    A failed novelist from our world with no knowledge of Naruto reincarnates into the body of a Kyuubi orphan. Atsuko is content to languish in mediocrity as a career genin.

    Bored, she spends her spare time rewriting stories from her old world - only for a publisher to snatch them up. Atsuko becomes a best-selling author built on a throne of lies. Good thing there's no such thing as copyright law in a military dictatorship...?

    In which Atsuko shamelessly rips off the Western Literary Canon, is frog-marched into Konoha’s Intelligence division to become a corporate spy, and accidentally steals Jiraiya's thunder. Not necessarily in that order.

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    Gandalf cleared his throat, eyeing the Hobbit with a somewhat morbid curiosity that was more suited to something you wanted to look away from, but found you couldn’t, and asked, “Whatever seems to be the problem, Bilbo?”
    Whatever answer the company was expecting it was not the one that they received.
    The Shire isn’t safe after dark, especially for strangers.”

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    "Is this some kind of joke?" I whispered in shock, my voice trembling as I stared at the reflection in the ornate mirror before me. Well, her mirror. The polished silver showed a face I knew all too well—just not my own. Pale skin, a cascade of silver-gold hair, and violet eyes that could only belong to one person.

    "Who the hell did I piss off to become her? The Black Queen?" My words were almost a growl as I gripped the edges of the vanity, the cold metal biting into my fingers.

    That's right. One moment, I was just me, heading home after another long day, and the next... a car came out of nowhere. I don’t even remember the impact, not really. It was too fast. No flashes of light, no angelic choirs—just darkness. And then I was here.

    The next thing I knew, a maid was shaking me awake, her voice trembling with reverence as she called me Princess Rhaenyra.

    Yeah. That Rhaenyra. The Black Queen herself. The one and only Maegor with tits.

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    When bookworm Hazel Lee finds out that her friends have all somehow ditched her on their winter retreat to her Uncle's cabin in the Colorado Rockies, she thinks that she's going to be in for 6 weeks of tea, books, snowy hikes, and some well deserved peace and quiet. What she doesn't expect is for a pair of fantasy characters with darks pasts to find their way to her cabin and throw all her plans for peace (and definitions of reality) into a tailspin.

    Before she knows it, a certain Balrog slayer with a bone to pick with Feanorians makes an entrance.

    If that wasn't bad enough, the Fellowship of the Ring decides to come knocking and Hazel is about ready to throw in the towel.

    Will Hazel be able to prevent a fourth Kinslaying?
    Will she manage to keep the future separate from the past?
    And most importantly... will she be able to feed four hungry hobbits?

     

    A.K.A. I've been writing too much angst and I needed some humor. This is pure fun. Expect it to get absurd.

    I made a discord if anyone wants to say hi
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    04 Dec 2025

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    Maglor goes to war for a final time, the eternal darkness looms, and Elrond bargains with the Valar for the ransom of the House of Fëanor.

    In which fathers give up everything for their sons, and their sons offer everything in return; title, name, and fëa. Or, the one where Maglor believes he is destined for eternal darkness, and Elrond politely says otherwise.

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    04 Dec 2025