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    “Have you always been such a ray of fucking sunshine?”

    “Have you always been such an asshat?”

    “Yes.” Without missing a beat. “My turn.” She tugs at the velvet silk that restrains her left hand to the cabinet behind her. “What’s your name?”

    Peering up in rapt attention from her position on the floor, like she always does when attempting to get the vampire to open up to her.

    “My patience is wearing thin of this little—game,” She spat. “—of 21 questions” She pinches her brow in frustration, and ever mounting annoyance with the insufferable human. “Furthermore, that matters not.”

    A pout.

    “Has anyone ever told you that you’re the worst kidnapper, in like, the history of kidnappers?”

    “I fail to see why one would disclose that particular piece of information.” Rosalie deflects. Rolling her eyes as she glides gracefully to grab a glass and a clean plate from the cupboard.

    “Which part? The kidnapper’s name, or you being a terrible kidnapper?” Bella retorts.

    “Neither” Rosalie replies, unenthused. “Now—“ She says pointedly, eyes cutting to the girl on the floor. “Are you hungry?”

    Bella is danger-sexual. And Rosalie is, well, Rosalie.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    After Bella's near-death experience with James, she is in the hospital where certain things come to light.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    Bella Swan thought she was just running from her past when she took a solitary job in a firewatch tower. Then Rosalie Hale walked out of the smoke and into her bed.
    A scorching adult Twilight retelling where Edward is out, Rosalie is in, and Bella is very, very into being Rosalie's "Good Girl".
    Forks never burned this hot.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    Bella notes first Rosalie’s scowl. It’s as though her face was made to assume permanent dissatisfaction. Her eyes are mean and her stance is tense and rigid, poised for attack. Rosalie notices Bella’s scrutiny and snarls. Literally. She bares her teeth and hisses and everything.

    Bella is in love.

    Rosalie then makes sure to share her snarl equitably across the entire pack, making Bella feel considerably less special.

    Bella speaks. “Nice to meet you guys. You seem weirdly close for siblings. Is incest a vampire thing?”

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    Bella is 23 when the Cullens settle in Forks. She's also a shape-shifter. A very gay shape-shifter.

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    Gray eyes, boring into his, as cold and sharp as ice freezing his heart and his blood, yet fiery with violent desire to take and destroy. Eyes, reflected in every criminal he's come across, filled with the same instability, volatility, obsession of a predator who knows they've caught their prey.

    They're unhinged.

    And they're after him.

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    22 Apr 2025