TooLazyToBeCreativern



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Bruce has spent weeks trying to get Clark to stay the night, but Clark has been using every excuse to avoid so much as kissing Bruce. When Clark flakes on yet another intimate moment, Bruce has had enough.

    Clark, meanwhile, has a libido that’s driving him crazy and one huge secret that threatens to shatter his fledgling relationship. Now he has two choices: continue being a coward and break it off with Bruce, or scrape together the courage to tell Bruce what he’s never told anyone before.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,495
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    336
    Kudos:
    2,497
    Bookmarks:
    425
    Hits:
    31,784

    02 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.

    ~*~*~

    Yes. This is 100% the glory hole + identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,827
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    272
    Kudos:
    3,864
    Bookmarks:
    886
    Hits:
    33,252

    15 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the bookmark technically isn’t necessary, like i read this through to completion already, buuuut it’s so wonderful i had to give it a kudos and bookmark

  3. Public Bookmark 23

    Tags
    Summary

    This is a story of what really happened after Deadpool 2: Team X-Force utterly fucked me and now I'm stuck in the future with no Vanessa and a raging hard-on for this nerd guy working for Bruce Banner! Let this be a lesson kids, never fuck around with time shit. Unless you're super into the nerd guy part which in that case you should totally fuck around with time shit.

    Spidey and I fight crime, do a little team up action, and uncover the real reason my watch ended up breaking in the first place! (You won’t believe the twist!)

    Someone is behind all of my misfortune and once i get my hands on them, I’ll show them the real reason they call me Big D in…DAMSEL DEADPOOL IN DISTRESS!

    Fuck! I’m alliterating again...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,143
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3,045

    10 Aug 2024

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    He takes a long, slow breath. Ignores the glares from the other students. “Superboy,” he murmurs. “It’s me. If you’re listening, I could use some help.”

    Or: 5 times Superboy saves Tim Drake, and one time Tim Drake saves Superboy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    113,013
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    3,090
    Kudos:
    17,895
    Bookmarks:
    6,238
    Hits:
    351,706

    12 Oct 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    mmmmm yummy fic, too bad i eated it

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Words:
    14,170
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    100

    09 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Tags:
    Bookmarker's Notes

    gnawing at the bars of my enclosure as we speak, crashing out and violently shaking sobbing the touch starvation to the point of aversion is too fucking real i’m gonna crash out weeping a second time<3