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when angry, count to 4 (when very angry, swear) by bleedcolor
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
08 Feb 2018
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The polite way to introduce yourself to a stranger is by giving them your full name. Edward Elric has never been polite.
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09 Sep 2024
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Know the Difference by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
10 Feb 2017
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“You’ve heard the rumors,” Mustang says, looking at Ed over the top of his latest report, “about the angels.”
Ed scoffs and rolls his eyes, “Angels don’t exist, don’t be ridiculous.”
“Of course, of course,” he murmurs, gaze sliding back down, “There have been multiple eye witness accounts, however.”
Ed slouches into the chair and doesn’t bother to keep the contempt to from his voice when he says, “Don’t depend on anything with wings to save you. Things that were made to leave always end up doing so, in the end.”
“Yes, well,” he says, “sometimes they come back.”
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09 Sep 2024
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Veritas et Virtus by Simple_Silver_Lining
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Nov 2021
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Alchemists and wizards collide when Colonel Edward Elric is called to aid Hogwarts as an extra security measure against the murderer Sirius Black. He leaves his growing family and heads for an unknown land to protect one of the most famous wizards, Harry Potter. And they expect him to do WHAT? Teach? Oh Truth...
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09 Sep 2024
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Cosmic Bullshit by KurooCrowe
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Mar 2020
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Ed was rather tired of dealing with whatever cosmic bullshit Truth kept deciding to pistol whip his way. It was one round of fuckery after another, from crazed alchemists to the closest being to God ripping the souls out of the country.
“I have a favor to ask of you, Little Alchemist."
“Not fucking worth it, whatever it is.” Ed replied. “Not a single chance in hell I listen to your shit. You can kiss my ass. Now put us back.”
"I need you to eliminate a terrorist regime."
Ed thinks he's allowed to go just a bit batshit at that curveball.
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09 Sep 2024
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About a Boy by EstaJay
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2019
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Portkeyed away on the night of his parents' murder, Harry Potter grows up as Roy Mustang. Magic is nothing more than another one of his aunt's stories but after the Promised Day, his past catches up to him. With the Elrics suddenly in London and his dormant magic finally and violently revealing itself, it's a cross continent journey to get the brothers back. If only wizard transportation didn't involve so many explosions...
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09 Sep 2024
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Golden Opportunity by LadyCrimsonAndBlack
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2020
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Albus Dumbledore needs an Alchemy teacher. Roy Mustang needs a spy. Edith Elric needs an adventure. They help (use) each other.
(Or, alternatively: Ed goes to teach at Hogwarts. Britain doesn’t know what hits it.)
Now with translation to Chinese
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09 Sep 2024
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we haunt ourselves by sekalaista for APgeeksout
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
31 Oct 2014
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"There's something funny about that kid," Maes says. "I just can't put my finger on it."
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08 Sep 2024
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Like Strings of Fire by happymango
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jan 2023
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Roy Mustang is memorable.
Vignettes from MaiKusakabe's The Colours of the World-verse.
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08 Sep 2024
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The Colours of the World by MaiKusakabe
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Oct 2024
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When Roy Mustang went to retrieve his eyesight from Truth, he wasn’t expecting to end up doing a job in exchange. It couldn’t even be an easy job, of course, because Edward’s assessment of Truth was a pretty accurate one.
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of elder, stone and cloth (of death, rebirth and closure) by asthmaticbee
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Aug 2025
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Ed dealing with several wannabe immortal bastards that he's connected to more closely than he'd like.
And, in the process, finding himself torn between the world he knows, and the world he comes to love.
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This series has a Playlist!
This series also has a TV Tropes page!
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08 Sep 2024
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Spirit of a Slacker by Aumica
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
07 Feb 2025
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Cale Henituse takes over the ownership of the Cobblestone Complex, the most neglected asset of his family business due to the rumors of it being haunted.
As if a ghost or two can faze him. He’s basically being followed around by weird spirits wherever he goes, anyway.
Little does he know that he will be regretting this decision in the next few years.
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The modern supernatural AU where Cale volunteered to own and manage a haunted apartment complex for the family so that he won't have much work to do but he ended up being very supernaturally busy, anyway.
And that fic where the dark elves are apparently dancing their way in and out of his backyard.
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- 37/?
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07 Sep 2024
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Edward has to kill a man playing god… again by Anonymous
Fandom: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jun 2024
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Ed kills god… again and it goes almost all the series of Harry Potter with Ed just wailing on Voldemort
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07 Sep 2024
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Harry Potter and The Fullmetal Dragon by Dragon_Ferret
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jul 2024
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Truth shenanigans, Ed gets called to destroy another immortal wannabe named Moldwarts or something, yadda yadda yadda Edward Elric is now a dragon. Not one o' those big majestic Fireballs or Horntails. No, he's tiny and pissed.
Nightshift at Hogwarts has gotten a little more interesting as Filch vows to catch a weird golden lizard, house elves try to figure out how food keeps disappearing, and Pince wondering about how the library gets neater and neater with each day. At least, the painting, ghost, and animal population seems strangely amused.
Ha ha, my mental health! A roulette for me and the fic! Yay!
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Bookmarked by TooTroublesomeForWords
07 Sep 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
This is hilarious and I adore Ed
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CONTRATO INDEFINIDO by Lenzz95
Fandoms: Record of Ragnarok (Manga), Record of Ragnarok (Anime)
20 Sep 2025
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Los hermanos Olympus son pobres, al punto de tomar medidas desesperadas para seguir existiendo una semana más en su "vida normal".
Pero su vida da un completo cambio al momento que los hermanos Olympus comienzan a relacionarse con nuevas personas que los introducen a un mundo nuevo de lujo y gloria.El emparejamiento con diferentes omegas y alfas con dinero, será la mejor inversión que puedan hacer... Claro, siempre y cuando, nadie los detenga en su camino.
RECUERDEN QUE PUEDEN LEER ESTA HISTORIA TAMBIEN EN WATTPAD:
https://www.wattpad.com/story/358574155-contrato-indefinidoBookmarked by TooTroublesomeForWords
07 Sep 2024
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Spiteful Entrance to a Twisted World by MofoMango
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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Yuu’s vision shifted to black. Opening their eyes, still darkness.
“Man.. What in the anime is this bullshit?”
Ding
[ This isn’t an anime, This is reality, Yuu. ]
Yuu turned their sight to something that looked like a rectangle blue hologram that appeared out of nowhere. Fully reminiscent of those ‘systems’ in webnovels or mangas.
Damn, I must have drunk poison at this point. Yuu sighed.
/// Index for people who are scared of cliffhangers. ///
Prolouge: 1~4
Heartslabyul Arc: 5~8
Interlude 1: 9
Savanaclaw Arc: 9~13
Interlude 2: 14
Octavinelle Arc: 15 ~ 18
Interlude 3: 19
Scarabia Arc: 20 ~ 24
Interlude 4:
15/4/2025* i feel a bit bad leaving yall hanging, but i'm like super busy w irl stuff and locking in my art arc, hopefully i finish it by the time artfight is over idk.Series
- Part 1 of Another World, Another Person
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06 Sep 2024
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Omegacember BeelNiko 2023 by EdsGui
Fandom: Record of Ragnarok (Anime), Record of Ragnarok (Manga)
11 Dec 2023
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Mi versión del Omegacember de Es de Fanfics versión BeelNiko.
Ningún día tendrá relación entre sí, algunos pueden volverse trabajos completos en un futuro (?)
Cosas a tener en consideración, Nikola SIEMPRE será Omega ¿Por qué? Porque lo amo de pasivo haha.
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06 Sep 2024
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The Child of The Sun by TheStoryTeller_with_an_Eyepatch
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
22 Dec 2021
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Edward, while trying to beat some rogue alchemist, predictably gets thrown into an array.
He really should stop being surprised when this shit happens.
Or,
Ed gets tossed into an array, and, into the fucking past, goes blind, and tears shit up.
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05 Sep 2024
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Fullmetal Alchemist: Reconstruction by Pachinko_Lessons_101
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
10 May 2025
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A gloved hand landed on his back, successfully breaking what little concentration Ed had been keeping to stay balanced, and his face was very quickly planted in wet and sticky sand. He tried to get up, tried to force his body to work, but nothing helped. A pained whine left his throat, and the gloved hand was now trying to push him onto his back.
A sound fell from his bloody lips, unheard by its owner as he was pulled to Roy’s chest. Ed couldn’t help but curl into the hold, burying his face in the Colonel’s jacket, no doubt staining it with his blood. Roy said nothing, or maybe he did, his chest simply vibrating as he started running, moving swiftly through debris and over discarded bodies. So many had fallen this day, and there was nothing they could do about it, not anymore. Funny how things work, as the last thing Ed saw before it all faded to black was his superior yelling something to him, fear plain in his eyes.
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AKA: The Promised Day goes to shit and Ed gets sent back to the day after the Accident under the (unspoken) order from Truth to fix everything... with the reward of a fully healed and restored little brother at the end- Language:
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- 19/?
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Bookmarked by TooTroublesomeForWords
05 Sep 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
So good. I love the dynamic between Truth and Ed
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Trust Me, I'm an Alchemist by metisket
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
18 May 2020
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In which Yuri Plisetsky began life with the name Edward Elric, and this has made the world of figure skating a significantly stranger and more alarming place.
“Are you saying you lived a life of crime before you began skating?”
“I’m gonna have to check the statute of limitations on a couple things and get back to you on that.”- Language:
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04 Sep 2024
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50 ways to explain a suit of armor, by Alphonse Elric by Kastaborous
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
13 Jun 2022
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It was admittedly rather difficult to explain why Alphonse needed to wear a suit of armor at all times, and even harder to explain why there was no body inside said armor. When asked, “Why do you wear that armor?” or reacting to, “Gah! There’s no one in there!”, the Elric brothers learned to have several ready excuses available.
After all, soul binding wasn’t that common. There were plenty of other ways to explain an empty suit of armor, right?
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Or, Fullmetal Alchemist where everything is the same but the Elrics come up with increasingly more creative excuses as to why Al wears armor, and why his armor is empty.
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- Part 2 of to lose an arm and a leg
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Bookmarked by TooTroublesomeForWords
04 Sep 2024