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    Summary

    The two losers of their last race have a chat while exploring the final race track.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    210
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    Summary

    The girls attend a beach trip. Yuri ponders about wandering eyes, though should really be more worried about her own. And all Monika needs to do is show up.

    Or: Yuri looks at Monika. That's really all it takes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,880
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    Summary

    “I just want it to be perfect. Sayori deserves that, at the very least.” Monika sighs.

    “Aww cmon, you stinker,” Natsuki says, bumping into Monika with her shoulder. “You know her. Anything you do is going to be perfect for her."

    Or: Monika works on figuring out her plans to propose to Sayori. As it turns out, somebody else was doing something similar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,076
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    644
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    Summary

    Mukuro performs her rounds on Christmas Eve, and is reminded that it's her birthday as well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,342
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    698
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    Summary

    i see myself writing plenty of smut in my future so... here's just a place to stuff a bunch of that kinky junk into. this is just a collection of various oneshots, so... don't expect cohesion between stories.

    enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,452
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    332
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    12,021
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    Summary

    In a brief lull between foreseen missions, Kafka and Silver Wolf help Blade relax and blow off some steam.

    Even though Blade is yanked around on a string, that doesn't mean it feels bad.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,040
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,160
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    Summary

    Silver Wolf is working on perfecting her plan. She's so close to getting a one up on the biggest challenge she'd ever faced, the most fun she'd ever had. However, such a delicate plan requires a lot of attention. And a lot of work.

    Kafka, unfortunately for her, does not like being ignored.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,656
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    286
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    5,172
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    Summary

    "A lifetime of laughter, at the expense of the death of a bachelor..."

    Natsuki finally puts someone to rest.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    675
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    Summary

    You wake up in the darkness. Your Club President decides to play a game with you.

    A card game.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,006
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    546
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    Summary

    Sayori wakes up.

    Sayori loves.

    Sayori falls asleep.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    893
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    482
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    Summary

    "No matter what I do, I'm just a ghost to you..."

    “I see,” Yuri finally replied, “So you now know my feelings. Congratulations. Here is my heart, splayed out upon the desk between us. It’s yours, if you want it. I’ve no need for it.”

    “Can you be serious for a second?” Natsuki snapped.

    Yuri felt a bit of fire, simmering anger, bubble up in her chest, “I believe that’s my line."

    Or: Natsuki and Yuri finally talk something out.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,640
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,499
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    Summary

    Natsuki had never been religious, despite how many times she’d been dragged kicking, screaming, and crying to church. Nobody at church wanted Natsuki to be happy or inquisitive or even herself.

    At least, not until she met Monika.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,996
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    221
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2,768
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    Summary

    “And a happy fuckin’ New Year, ya prick…”

    To Natsuki’s annoyance, Papa has not come home for Christmas Eve, which means she’s spending the night alone. Typical.

    What’s not typical is that there’s somebody else who’s alone too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,436
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,513
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    Summary

    Sayori's got a lot on her plate. Her childhood friend is drifting away, and her club hasn't got enough members. There's an obvious solution, and most of her inner voices agree on it (and they don't agree on very much). Where all the voices came from is unclear, but it's probably related to her mental health.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,434
    Chapters:
    1/26
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    643
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    Summary

    Yuri snapped the book shut and looked at Sayori before humming and saying, “I have the feeling you’re not much interested in the book anymore, Sayori.”

    “I’m sorry!” Sayori replied, leaning forward. She propped her head up on her knee, elbow digging in, and sighed heavily, “It’s just… it’s all I can think about, y’know? How am I gonna do it…?”

    Or: Sayori crushes on her Club President. The moon helps her confess.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,964
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,103
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    Summary

    Yuri thinks jellyfish are... less than interesting. So how, possibly, could the town she'd recently moved to have dedicated an entire festival to the annoying little creatures?

    Well... she's a nice enough neighbor that she'll at least check it out...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,239
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    515
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    Summary

    "But I'm not a man."

    Another day alone in the storage room. More tortured thoughts.

    Natsuki hates it here.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    445
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    Summary

    Sayori Sagashi has always considered herself a normal girl. She likes normal girl things and hangs out with her friend after school. That is, at least, until an incident when she was younger that led to the formation of a... thing. A specter. A ghost. Something only she could see. A part of her soul that could manifest in person. The only person she ever ended up telling was her childhood friend.

    And though she was fine at leaving it at that, it turns out the universe isn't done with her just yet. Because the town of Mimita is getting pulled into something truly bizarre, and Sayori Sagashi seems to be stuck smack dab in the middle of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,322
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    393
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    Summary

    beginning and the end, the

    or: the Literature Club hosts strange scars. that's fine.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,483
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,918
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    Summary

    To be an Ultimate is to have status. To be an Ultimate is to have knowledge. To be an Ultimate is to have power.

    These are all things that Yota Fuji, the Ultimate Antiquarian knows well. Ultimates, with all their power and prestige, are no strangers to travel, something Fuji himself is well aware of. Despite his familiarity with travel, it's a bit of a surprise when Fuji finds himself awake in the middle of the ocean on a mysterious cruise liner, surrounded by 15 other Ultimates and a trio of strange robot bears, with an ultimatum placed before him:

    Travel forever on this ship, or end somebody's life to earn your freedom.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    143,129
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,456

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