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    Early in his career as his covert's beroya, Din Djarin visits Tatooine for his second time ever in pursuit of a bounty. He's hot, he's miserable, everything's stupidly expensive, and he keeps getting distracted – primarily by a blonde-haired, blue-eyed local boy.

    Yeah, he's pretty. And sure, he can coax a speeder into performing terrifying stunts Din's never seen outside of an action holo. But that's not necessarily a reason for his instincts to be all over the place when it comes to this guy, right?

     

    Right?

     

    [A Ye Olde Met on Tatooine AU]

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    03 Jun 2025

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    The Rebel Alliance has their doomed cause, and now Han Solo has his: Keep Luke Skywalker breathing until he realizes what a karking naïve idiot he is and unquestioningly follows all of Han's advice.

     

    Han Solo is a scoundrel, and a rogue, and a guy who's just trying his best when Luke Skywalker fumbles chest over camtono into his life. Turns out he might sorta love the guy in all the ways there is to love another person, even as they fight a civil war and life and circumstances change both themselves and everything else around.

    The problem is that Luke's a little lonely by nature and always on the hunt for love, and Han, who's sworn to protect the kid from both the universe at large and his own efforts toward idiotic martyrdom, doesn't think that there's anybody in the galaxy who's even close to good enough for him. Han's not going to stick his nose into any of Luke's relationships, not if Luke doesn't want him to, but boy howdy do they give him one hell of a headache.

    [Or, the 5+1 things fic that spun entirely out of my control, where it's Han, Luke, the five men who loved and lost Luke, and the one he eventually married, all over the course of 10 years. Spoiler alert, it's not Han.]

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    03 Jun 2025

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    High Sage Kenji blesses Fire Prince Zuko with the resilience of the reed, who bends in the wind and never breaks. When he is done, Fire Prince Ozai narrows his eyes, seemingly displeased by this blessing. But Kenji does not speak for himself; he is only a vessel. 

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    The newly-crowned Fire Lord Ozai offers his firstborn son to service in the temple.

    This turns out to be a catastrophic mistake.

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    18 Aug 2024

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    Bilbo Baggins, a forty year old hacker-slash-bookshop proprietor, found some measure of relief when he found his way back to his parents' estate in the countryside in the wake of a sudden sweeping viral apocalypse. However, in Bag End he finds only ghosts, and he soon realizes that relief is a far cry from fulfillment or closure. Enter a surprise visit from his mother's attorney and his ragtag group of foreigners led by an honest-to-God king (who may or may not be exactly Bilbo's type). According to Gandalf, they may somehow have the solution to Europe's current pesky zombie problem. For his and the world's sake, Bilbo can only hope.

    [A fairly epic length modern AU retelling of the Hobbit as the worst road trip in history, featuring motorcycles, slow-burn romance, and zombies. Yeah, I know.]

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    18 Sep 2023

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    It's the end of Thorin's orchestral season and Dwalin's made the trip down to Glasgow to pick him up. He's nervous, though Mahal knows why.

    [An extracanonical prologue to my stupidly involved AU fic God's Gonna Cut You Down. Set a few years before the start of that story, though if you haven't read it, none of this will make much sense, probably.]

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    17 Sep 2023