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In which renowned Professor Achilles decides to finally listen to his husband and hire two interns: Briseis and Antilochus.
While they are consigned to doing tedious labwork (that Achilles couldn’t be bothered to do) and have to deal with his constant temper tantrums, the two interns discover there is a mysterious person that Professor Achilles keeps slinking off with during lunch.
But wait... didn't Achilles mention he had a wife... or not... well either way Briseis is determined to get to the bottom of this. She's dealt with too much trouble being Achille's intern to not expose him.
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10 Nov 2025
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And This Is Why I Should’ve Burned the Scripts by Diya_K___Legostar27
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer, Troy (2004), Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), Paris - English & Mackay, Paris the Musical - Fandom, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
23 Dec 2025
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Achilles and Patroclus wake up trapped in white void with one sofa, one TV, and one disembodied voice informing them that they're about to watch modern portrayals of themselves.
Achilles is outraged. Patroclus is trying to stay calm. All the tea was left in Elysium.
And we are on the ride to mayhem with them!
From Troy (2004) to The Song of Achilles to every fanfic that ever existed (plus a little revisit to the past), nothing is safe here.
Or Achilles and Patroclus reacting to themselves in media (poorly)
Or a very very very crack fic
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- Part 1 of Myth and Memes
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08 Nov 2025
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‘The Tapestry Of The Fates’ by RoosjeM
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
15 Oct 2025
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“Odysseus.” Odysseus did not startle. He also did not greet Diomedes despite having known of his approach. “Odysseus?”
Perhaps this was some sort of battle related trauma. Diomedes ended up sitting down besides Odysseus and let his shoulder bump against the sullen King. “Talk to me, friend.”
“...About what?”
“What’s going on? Polites is concerned, so are your men. Was it the blood? Or the men who fell? Rest assured, friend, none of yours fell today.”
“Do you think King Sisyphus fights against his punishment? Do you think the Fates would allow him, if he did?”
Flinching, Diomedes observed the change in Odysseus’ eyes. Instead of the colour of the sea, Odysseus’ eyes were taken over by a hue of red– only noticeable when observed in a certain angle but definitely present. Diomedes knew what caused a hue of red like that.
Odysseus had been touched by Ares’ Rage.
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In which Odysseus is dropped back in time into the Trojan War and chooses to mess with everyone until it gets him killed or gets him back to Penelope. Others take notice.
Or, Odysseus is soooo done.
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- Part 5 of Mar's Writes Rare Pairs
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08 Nov 2025
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The Hero and the Human by SweeteaRosey
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
05 Nov 2025
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Having gotten injured alone in the woods, Nico di Angelo is introduced to a strange boy who calls himself Chironidies, with a strange inclination towards archaic forms of medicine. It doesn't take long for him to realize that he shouldn't be alive.
It's revealed that this boy is Patroclus, an exiled prince from The Iliad and "close companion" of the ancient hero, Achilles. It turns out that Achilles is missing, and he needs their help to find him.
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08 Nov 2025
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The Strength of Achilles (and Penelope too!) by Anonymous
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer
01 Nov 2025
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“Hey Achilles, do you perhaps give out coaching on, uh, lifting weights?” Asked Penelope, head bent low, wringing her hands.
“Uh, I could? What brought this on?” He blinks. He didn’t think Penelope would ever be interested in gymming. This was the first time he’d even seen her in athletic clothes.
“I have a goal.” She told him, she brought her hands out in front of her, palms upturned, “Humanoid shape, give or take 70kg.”
“Ah.” He says dumbly as the realization sets in, “Lucky for you, I'm an expert at those sets of weights.”
“Oh, I know.” Penelope grins, smile full of teeth.
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Achilles prides himself on being the strongest, being the best, and he doesn’t exactly mind sharing his strengths.
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08 Nov 2025