Turtlemeats
Fandoms
- Video Blogging RPF (3)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (3)
- Dream SMP (1)
Recent works
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A Dead Man's Waltz by Turtlemeats
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), DreamSMP
11 Nov 2023
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What if the afterlife wasn't horrible for Tommy? What if Tommy finds he likes being dead more than alive?
This fic contains underage drinking, smoking, and suicidal thoughts and actions, so be warned. Just read the tags.
Thank you to Malicious for being my Beta!
Series
- Part 1 of The Dance of The Dead
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"Hey, Tommy," Dream asks after a few minutes, "You wanna play a game?"
Tommy pauses. The last time Dream had asked him that they'd spent the day messing around with his trident, doing flips and spins in the rain.
"Sure!" Tommy chirps, setting his axe down, "What kinda game are you thinking, big man?"
"Something fun," Dream promises, "You can turn around, Tommy."
Tommy twists around and he catches the glint of something metallic in Dream’s hand.
"You ever heard of Russian Roulette?" Even though he can't see the man's face, he can feel the smile behind the words.
OR
Dream and Tommy play a fun game during exile :)
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Apathy's a Tragedy (And Boredom is a Crime) by Turtlemeats
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Nov 2021
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Tommy is tired, more tired than sleep could ever fix.
aka: Author projecting their feelings onto a Minecraft character.
Title from Bo Burnhams "Welcome to The Internet"
Recent series
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The Dance of The Dead by Turtlemeats
Fandom DreamSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
11 Nov 2023
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A collection of works in which Tommy dies and is brought back repeatedly, as well as ideas and other stuff that didn't fit into A Dead Man's Waltz.
- Words:
- 78,903
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 24
Recent bookmarks
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i had a feeling so peculiar by sweetspiderstew
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
02 Feb 2024
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Trouble sleeping?”
He ignores the voice for a few moments before turning to look at Nick Fury. “I slept for seventy years, sir. I think I've had my fill.”
“Then you should be out, celebrating, seeing the world.”
He’s tired of that sentiment. Everyone wants him to go on an adventure and live the wildest life he can as if he hasn’t lost his sense of purpose, or as if he’s not going to wake up drenched at an ungodly hour in the night. Celebrate what, exactly? His return from the dead?
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This is a story of anger, grief and acceptance, pain and solace. Featuring Steve Rogers and Co. In which, Steve lied on his enlistment form about more than one thing and he's absolutely not 27.
Series
- Part 1 of This dream isn't feeling sweet
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,113
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 140
- Kudos:
- 915
- Bookmarks:
- 147
- Hits:
- 16,871
Bookmarked by Turtlemeats
19 Mar 2026
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PJO Watch the books ... and THINGS happen by nlpiersee, paymenonevermind
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
11 May 2024
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Percy Jackson characters participate in a spell created to view the memories of how everyone arrived at camp. The Fates decide to take Percy's arrival and turn it into a full recounting of all of his quests. The Romans are along for the ride as they see what it was Percy Jackson was doing before he arrived at their camp.
- Words:
- 178,969
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 2,098
Bookmarked by Turtlemeats
25 May 2025
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Last Chance by mauvera
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
22 Sep 2026
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The galaxy has changed more than even Obi-Wan could have predicted in the year since he was thrown back in time by the Daughter.
But still armed with a mission to defeat Sidious who is vying yet again for Chancellorship, as he builds up his own armies in secret; Obi-Wan must bring together friends old and new to take down the Sith Empire before it ever rises. All he'll need is exceptional luck, more allies, less secrets, a brilliant plan or two, a couple of galactic shatterpoints, and one last chance to take down Palpatine.
Once and for all.
Series
- Part 3 of Take it from the top and try again
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 57,577
- Chapters:
- 10/?
- Comments:
- 547
- Kudos:
- 1,807
- Bookmarks:
- 448
- Hits:
- 41,029
Bookmarked by Turtlemeats
14 May 2025
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The Legend Of Liob by Killbothtwins
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Apr 2022
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The Republic sends a combat photographer to be attached to the 212th until further notice, citing the need for a morale boost. The clones make up a fake clone, citing the absolute fact that it is very funny.
Somehow, these two things save the galaxy.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,080
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 23
- Comments:
- 1,082
- Kudos:
- 17,304
- Bookmarks:
- 7,155
- Hits:
- 132,761
Bookmarked by Turtlemeats
12 May 2025
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The Cruelty of the Fates: The Lightning Thief by DeadWritersSociety
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
03 Jun 2026
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“No.“
The word rang trough the throne room like a gunshot.
Hermes’ fingers, which had previously danced over the screen of his caduceus halted and he raised an eyebrow as he looked up at Poseidon.
The Lord of the Sea held his head high, regally, unrelenting. His eyes were as dark as the waters surrounding Charybdis and his glance bored into each and every one of them, while his hands rested on his trident.
A silent threat.
Or:
It’s a Reading the book story.Old, done a million times and completely self-indulgent.
If you like this kind of story you’re probably desperate enough to check every new one out, if you don’t, I know there is nothing at all I can say to convince you to read this one, and if you don’t know what a reaction fic is and simply start this one out of curiosity , I might be the one to drag you into this rabbit hole.
If that’s the case, I am deeply sorry, and good luck. It’s pretty hard to leave this trope behind once you’re into it.
Series
- Part 1 of The Cruelty of the Fates
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 178,314
- Chapters:
- 21/29
- Collections:
- 28
- Comments:
- 3,241
- Kudos:
- 11,718
- Bookmarks:
- 3,400
- Hits:
- 520,442
Bookmarked by Turtlemeats
09 May 2025