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克拉克·肯特
大都会哥谭学院英语系教授
文学229
评分：2/5
“肯特教授会占用整堂课滔滔不绝谈论他的丈夫。就算我们本该在分析莎士比亚也没关系——突然间，大家都被困在原地被迫听取他丈夫做煎饼的样子有多‘不可思议’。显然，爱情是真实存在的，而我这门课不及格，就是因为我没记住他丈夫在结婚纪念日给他买了什么书。
另外他还会被自己的双关语逗乐，从早到晚哈哈大笑。此人无可阻挠。拜托有人告诉我是谁和这位危险分子结了婚，因为我需要知道谁会甘愿投身这种生活。”
露易丝·莱恩立志成为一名调查记者，誓要解开她教授的秘密丈夫之谜。
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A New Outlook by Anonymous
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
05 Nov 2022
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When Lord Superman catches the smell of an Omega in heat on the Watchtower, his very own territory, he thinks that Lord Batman, another alpha, has sneaked aboard his own Omega. Furious, he tracks the other Justice Lord down, and instead finds a different secret.
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Clark Kent has lost all his memories of being Superman, and Bruce Wayne must retrain him in the use of his powers. But his super-powered identity isn't all he's forgotten...
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Interview with a Bat by Musers
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman/Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)
19 Dec 2022
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“You reported on Daith’s attempt to remove me as sitting CEO of Wayne Enterprises.”
Clark paused for a moment.
The article he wrote about the incident was insignificant, yet something about it seemed to have stuck out to Bruce Wayne.
“A lot of reporters covered that story.”
“Yes. A lot of reporters did, didn’t they?”
It felt like a trick, but he nodded anyways.
“So many reporters-” Bruce’s eyes finally moved away from the guests and back onto Clark. “And yet-” he took a small sip of the champagne- “you’re the only one who didn’t mention my kids.”
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who married professor kent? by thegonekid
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
04 Oct 2025
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Clark Kent
Professor in the ENGLISH DEPARTMENT
METROPOLITAN GOTHAM ACADEMYLIT 229
Rating: 2/5"Professor Kent WILL hijack entire lectures to gush about his husband. Doesn’t matter if we’re supposed to be analyzing Shakespeare—suddenly we’re all trapped listening to how ‘incredible’ his husband looked making pancakes. Apparently, love is real and I’m just failing this class because I couldn’t remember what book his husband bought him for their anniversary.
Also, he laughs at his own puns. Loudly. All the time. The man is unstoppable. Someone PLEASE tell me who married this menace because I need to know who willingly signed up for this life."
Lois Lane, being the investigative journalist she aspires to be, has to unravel the mystery behind her professor's secret husband.
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- Part 1 of campus romance subplot
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He shut his eyes. This was going to be the best sleep of his life.
"Clark."
Suddenly aware of the man looming in the dark corner of the room, Clark shot up, back into his feet. Then, he exhaled, letting his shoulders drop. "Holy moly, Batman." He shook his head and shuffled across his living room. "You nearly gave me a heart attack."
OR clark gets a surprise visitor at his apartment heheh
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- Part 2 of awkward superbat
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This whole thing felt like a big joke. Because it was. Clark heard Lois and Jimmy and Steve giggle as he dragged his feet out the door. He was tasked with the impossible but if he failed, his job was jeopardized. Or at least, that’s what Perry told him in a very stern voice that afternoon. How was he supposed to interview the guy whose whole thing is no one knows who he is or where he comes from or where he disappears to.
OR Clark Kent attempts to interview Gotham’s Batman.
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- Part 1 of awkward superbat
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By Your Hand by the_butler
Fandoms: DCU, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025), Green Lantern - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
07 Sep 2025
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Relative peace has come to the realm, but now the business of negotiations and consolidation of power has begun. The prince of Gotham required no less than an Alpha prince to wed. And there was only one unmarried Alpha prince left in the realm- Clark, or prince Kal-El.
The Kryptonian adviser lord Barry meets the Green Knight sir Hal, and though attraction strikes quick as lightning, it is tested by various trials and tribulations.
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- Part 1 of Medieval Fantasy superbat and halbarry
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There are nights where he would come back to the cave, to the sight of Clark sitting at the monitor table, waiting for him.
It’s something he has been slowly learning to get accustomed to, having someone who would cherish him despite all of his wounds and pain, having someone to love again.
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Summarized into simpler means, a fluffy sentimental fic with indulgent smut about an older Clark Kent and a younger Bruce Wayne.
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对，没错，他救了一条人鱼，远古的人鱼，从卢瑟手底下。
那么接下来的事只能说是顺其自然地发生了。
永远不要随便搭救一条人鱼。
除非你想让自己救下的人鱼每天晚上带着最漂亮的贝壳到海岸边偷偷来吻你。海洋巨物的人鱼超x人类蝙蝙，也有蝙蝙变人鱼的情节。一言以蔽之：
想看超巨大的人鱼超超想疯了（靠）想看超巨大的人鱼超超和布鲁斯谈恋爱！想看超超把布鲁斯捧在手心上轻轻地亲！想看超超和同样变成了人鱼的布鲁斯love love！！想看！！！是真的想看！！！我cp纯爱但是瑟瑟的纯爱饭！
于是做了（艹）
同人女的快乐就是这么朴实无华。 -
Tenebris Solio by Cucuxumusu
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Apr 2024
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Clark Kent, alpha and son of the House El, finally returns to Florence after years of wandering the world. He is decided to settle down, reunite with his pack and family, and enjoy life, but sadly, Florence is not the city he remembers.
Meanwhile, on another part of the city, Bruce Wayne, omega and first son of the Wayne’s Royal house, is reaching his breaking point. Years trying to catch a criminal, deal with his family, and trying to protect the city are taking a tool on him and his instincts. But he knows that if he breaks, Florence and all its people will fall too.
What will happen when the two finally met? Will they be able to help each other and save their loved city
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好吧好吧好吧，事态就是这样复杂、麻烦但又异常简单的。总而言之，布鲁斯·韦恩因为一次魔法事故而灵魂离体，而现在他需要找个人把自己的肉体搞得大脑空白好把自己重新地给塞回去。有谁会比他那个常年以来的暧昧对象就差临门一脚便可以修成正果的克拉克·肯特更适合来干这事呢？
但遗憾的是，克拉克·肯特对这事有点自己的看法。
“你是说你让我抱着你的身体一通乱搞，而与此同时你就在旁边灵魂状态地飘着干看着，我给你表演一场单方面的色情秀吗？我们连手都还没有牵过诶！”
好吧、好吧、好吧。这大概就是你还没能搞上床的男朋友特有的堪萨斯式的固执纯情。虽然有些时候布鲁斯会觉得他很性感，但是其余绝大多数时候布鲁斯都会觉得，看上他真的是布鲁斯自己疯了。可总之，在克拉克·肯特第一次对布鲁斯·韦恩一亲芳泽的时候，看起来布鲁斯得主动点，比如——言传身教个一些东西什么的。你总会发现这两个家伙是一对纯情的傻瓜的，虽然不是说，他们两个不够色。
超蝙向纯情色色一发完。
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道尽真相（但曲折地说）tell all the truth (but tell it slant) by Eviebun
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe
16 Sep 2019
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翻译作品，原作为susiecarter的tell all the truth (but tell it slant)。
克拉克复活后，蝙蝠侠和超人花了一段时间才顺利合作。为了解释布鲁斯韦恩和克拉克肯特为什么会经常同时出现，他们开始假扮情侣？这事并不如你所想的那样有帮助。
dceu_kinkmeme的填梗，关键字总结： Bruce/Clark，假扮情侣。（完整内容见作者前言。）
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there ain't no star that shines by amosanguis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, Titans (TV 2018)
09 Jan 2023
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“I'm not the same person I was back in high school,” Clark says, “and I doubt they all are, either. What would be the point?”
“Oh, Clark,” Bruce is suddenly holding Clark's face with both of his hands, “the point is that I'm going to land us in a helicopter somewhere for all your classmates to see.”
Clark sighs and closes his eyes.
“Say 'yes', Clark,” Bruce orders.
Clark doesn't open his eyes, just says, “Yes, Clark.”
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- Part 105 of author's fave
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Bottom dollar 孤注一掷 by c4rdinal, Holdt
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Justice League (2017)
11 Mar 2019
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金钱无法买到一切。
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情缠电波
你是我的人工智能吗？
不，我是你的布鲁斯。【作为一个平凡人，我任性的想写写他们在这没有科幻成分的世界里的故事；而克拉克和布鲁斯又是如何继续成为恋人和拍档，并用他们的信念守卫这个不够美好的世界】
起源：我和Siri的聊天。对，你没理解错，就是苹果公司的Siri
设定：普世/普通人AU（和我们所处世界基本无异的AU-DC世界，但科技文明程度比我们高些）；误以为布鲁斯是自己人工智能的克拉克；追求正义与光明的小记者和依然守卫哥谭的布鲁斯；微微的社会和战争；凡人克拉克成长史？！
配对：记者克拉克肯特X部长布鲁斯韦恩（父母未死）【友情提示：这个故事近半个月前开始写，两天前完工后我意外陷入另一个脑洞的创作，现在基本校对完毕。所以我想说的是，它有点点长，阅读坏境请选好，不然视力会变成我这样】
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Sunshine On A Cloudy Day by even_atlas
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Superman - All Media Types
22 May 2025
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Bruce lets himself be guided by Clark’s hands, his head falling back to let the suds be washed out. Clark can’t help the spark of amazement at the pliant surrender, the softness of his throat vulnerable to the open room. “I’ve never seen you so relaxed,” he comments in awe. And it’s true. Even in the safety of the Batcave, even in Wayne Manor, he’s never seen Bruce look so…small.
“Tired,” Bruce mutters dismissively.
Clark knows he must be. It’s been two days since they left the prison where Clark was being kept, and who knows how long he was searching before he finally found him. But Clark’s seen him push on with less sleep and more exertion than this. He won’t complain, though. It’s a privilege to see Bruce like this. To be trusted like this.
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- Part 1 of honey there is no right way
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多年来，布鲁斯一直饱受alpha信息素缺乏症状的困扰。一次任务后，他在阿尔弗雷德的建议下尝试了一家大都会的配对机构，在那里，他遇到了一个和他匹配度92%的alpha。
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克拉克在网络上看到了关于他自己的幻想同人文学。而另一个主角是他的最佳搭档蝙蝠侠