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Sage advice is seldom sweet by Grumpy_hobbit (UncaffeinatedFag)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Nov 2025
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A biologist is teleported to middle earth and a meddling Grey wizard gets his way.
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Another girl is accounted to save the Durins. -
In The Name Of The Father by Grumpy_hobbit (UncaffeinatedFag)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Aug 2025
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Bilbo Baggins, son of the late preacher Bungo, has inherited the pulpit of his small Shire parish, and though often compared unfavorably to his father, he had grown into his own as a priest—gentle, progressive, and quietly stubborn in his convictions.
What begins as a priest’s duty to extend kindness, becomes something more complicated when strangers arrive—broad-shouldered, bearded, and carrying the weight of the world. Thorin’s piercing gaze lingers too long, and Bilbo isn’t sure if it’s judgment… or something else entirely.
There’s faith, and then there’s temptation. And sometimes even a priest can’t tell the difference. -
Pulmonália by Grumpy_hobbit (UncaffeinatedFag) for brutacrispina
Fandoms: Original Work, Fundamentos da Imunologia Roitt
02 Aug 2025
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Um jovem princípe tem seu reino atacado pela perigosa asma autoimune. Este foi um trabalho de faculdade para a matéria de imunobiologia, não, eu não uso drogas.
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Oh, to love and be loved in return. by Grumpy_hobbit (UncaffeinatedFag)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
27 Apr 2025
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"How i wish to be loved by the hands of someone soft, caring and sweet. To have comfort seep its way into my mind and unfold taking up the space of all the bad things that have ever happened to me. "
This is pure self indulgency, another oc with Lindir of the House of Elrond. -
The pen is mightier than the rock by Grumpy_hobbit (UncaffeinatedFag)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
09 Mar 2025
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Bilbo is a doctor in philology and has been recently hired by the National museum of London, on the library session. He soon finds out which coworkers are friendly and others who make him want to eat rocks.
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Fine I'll Do It Myself by SingleLoaf
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
04 Dec 2024
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Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit, creatures not seen by many. Unlike the majority of his race he is adventurous like his mother. And he's making it everyone's problem. The Hobbit, but if Bilbo went on adventures with Gandalf and got up to mischief. Follow along while we watch our hobbit get into situations you wouldn't think he would be in. Crazy lore stories from Gandalf, the company learns Bilbo has friends in the most odd places. Watch as Bilbo sasses not one but two kings and gets away with it, see as two idiots who don't know what their doing fall in love. The company watching this small creature take on fights he shouldn't and fucking wins, if not by the way you think.
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16 Oct 2024
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all is fair in love and war by chlovrs
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Apr 2025
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After one failed mission too many Kaminari is suspended.
Desperate to apologise to his bosses and prove himself as a worthy hero, he packs a bag and goes after the villains alone. He finds the villains, but he also finds himself incredibly hazy at the hands of a brainwashing quirk, and under the protection of vigilante Shinsou whose undercover mission he'd unknowingly waltzed into.
Pure chaos ensues.
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22 Sep 2021
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twist and shout by flittermousii
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Apr 2020
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What happens when Oboro finds a baby on patrol- and a handful of the moments that come after.
Inspired by @levotov’s au on Instagram!
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09 Aug 2021
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The Start of All Things. by katokat108
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Mar 2021
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Shinsou Hitoshi was five when the dark-haired man pulled him against his chest, gentle and careful, and took him far, far away from the home that was never really a home.
He was six the first time he used his quirk, only wanting a cookie and nothing more.
He was nine the first time he watched his dad and his papa take down a villain, live on tv. One of them loud and cheerful in response to the attention, whilst the other took himself back into the dark far too quick. It didn’t matter though, Hitoshi still watched in awe.
But he was twelve when the discrimination happened. When silence started creeping up his throat, clawing and pulling down his voice in retaliation to the onslaught of insults and harsh truths he had yet to face in society. He’d never thought of himself as having a villain's quirk, not until that day.
He was sixteen when he was accepted into U.A. And when he got a little sister.
He was seventeen when he met the love of his life. Actually met, anyway.
And? He was seventeen, going on eighteen when he met his third parent. His third dad. Dead dad, to be exact... but as it seemed, Shirakumo Oboro was a mystery to all. A welcomed mystery.
Series
- Part 2 of The Rooftop Family
Bookmarked by UncaffeinatedFag
09 Aug 2021
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cleaning a blank gravestone by FeatheredMask
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Feb 2022
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The gravestone that Shouta cleaned every year in remembrance of his late friend should have been blank.
The boy with cloud hair was alive and well, after all. Watching the Sports Festival, Shouta could see that fact very clearly as a familiar face competed alongside his students. It had been years, but he would never forget that face.
Now just to convince the teenager himself that he really was his lost friend.
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09 Aug 2021