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Alastor pressed the call button for the elevator, smirking over his shoulder as he waited. “I have a feeling about you.”
“A feeling about me?” Vincent’s brows pinched together. “What kind of feeling?”
“That you’re not as much of a guppy as that pin of yours implies. Time will tell, though.” The elevator doors opened and Alastor stepped in. He gave Vincent an affirming nod. “Good luck, Mr. Whittman. Don’t let those sharks smell blood on you.”
As the doors closed, Vincent’s fingers fiddled with the pin. “It’s… a goldfish.”
Alastor finds a spark in newcomer Vincent Whittman that he wishes to nurture.
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20 Feb 2026
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Dr. Vincent Whittman is a marine biologist who should be writing a grant proposal—but instead, he’s binge-listening to “Southern Strange”, a podcast by the ridiculously charming Alastor Hartfelt. One episode turns into twenty, and suddenly Vincent is convinced he’s studying podcasters instead of bull sharks…and also possibly falling in love.
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19 Feb 2026
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Banishment Wasn't Good Enough For You by wafflesaredelish
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003)
17 Sep 2025
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Donnie stared at his brother in horror. It was bad enough seeing his family torn apart like this, but he’d thought he knew what he was getting into.
He was wrong. Utterly, despicably, irrevocably wrong.This wasn’t the future Casey had come from.
This… this was something else entirely.
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Or: Donnie gets into some shenanigans, 2003 style. Because banishment from Witch Town wasn’t good enough- one of the village’s residents wanted him to feel the pain he caused.(Inspired by tavrosnitram12 on Tumblr)
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17 Feb 2026
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Soulmates find each other when marks are left behind.
Flambae's fingers got cut off, and his side of the bond flared to life. Sent to prison with a one sided bond and knowing his soulmate is the man who put him there, he's still not sure if he wants to live. But one thing he does know is this bitch in his head is just depressing.
Also known as: Flambae's journey to being somewhat ok, and falling in love with the man in the suit.
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16 Feb 2026
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The Necromancer’s Handbook or How to Resurrect Your Friend (Who You’re Definitely Not in Love With) by canelacanela
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Nov 2025
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After the heroes stop the end of the world, Shoto Todoroki discovers that surviving the apocalypse is easier than finishing school without his training partner (who he admits now was his friend).
Shoto is handling everything adequately—ask anyone.
But when Bakugou refuses to die like a normal person, Shoto decides to solve his problems using methods that definitely aren’t taught at hero school. The dead should stay dead. Shoto has other plans.
A darkly funny story about friendship, loss, and the surprisingly difficult art of having feelings (that are no romantic at all).
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16 Feb 2026