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A Fissure is All it Takes by Cause4Popularity (UnusualOctopus12)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Nov 2025
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‘~Danger approaches!~’ The reptile's hissing was punctuated by another smack right to the mouth.
‘Mrghhh pfft Ok, I’m awake! Just eat me already. Fucking Voldesnort.’ Gleaming black eyes stared right into his soul, Harry was unnerved. Sunlight bounced off her iridescent scales. A breeze fluttered against Harry's hair and he took a moment to watch a flock of starlings fly overhead. Fucking hell, he’d taken off the roof.
Shocked, he declared ‘Fucking hell, I took off the roof!’
He was free! He was free and he was about to be eaten. His brain felt sludgy in his disbelief; then the words susurrated in his face registered. Taking the fullest breath he could, he exclaimed – ‘~You have my full attention my lady, I apologise.~’ When in doubt be a brown-nose. Everything hurt and the weight of an irate snake on his chest wasn’t helping.Trouble loves Harry like flies love Dudley's terrible meat sweats.
That is to say, he can never escape it.
Join Harry as he forays into forbidden rituals, criminal undertakings, young love and inadvertently becomes the saviour of magic across the British Isles. -
Voldemort's Dastardly Dollhouse by Cause4Popularity (UnusualOctopus12)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jul 2025
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Whilst taking Bellatrix and Barty for their weekly mental health walk, Lord Voldemort comes across an item for sale: a scale model of Hogwarts, complete with a miniature Boy Who Lived and the wretched headmaster. Realising the arithmancy makes it perfect for rituals, Harry Potter becomes the unwilling target of long-distance curses and spontaneous bad luck... It's unlikely to lead to romance, right?
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Unexpected Development(sss) by Cause4Popularity (UnusualOctopus12)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Apr 2025
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Harry's name has been entered into the tournament, and with only three days remaining until the first task and no closer to summoning a broom or securing a date, Harry endeavours to create a fool-proof backup plan that will get him 'the girl' and allow him to live to next week. (It stands no chance against his Potter luck, and it will have consequences.)
Amongst the Hufflepuff's admittedly softcore, somewhat pathetic, bullying attempts, attending classes
and avoiding Skeeter, Harry has his hands full. If only a particular 1/4 vampire student would stop looking his way, it's very distracting!
(What do you mean his birth certificate doesn't say Harry Potter?!) -
The gift of giving by Cause4Popularity (UnusualOctopus12)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Mar 2025
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Harry was too slow or the Basilisk was too swift...
What happens when Harry isn't publicised as the 'Boy-Who-Lived yet his soul is still inevitably tied to a man only spoken of in whispers?
Harry Potter is a Slytherin, not cut-throat enough for the dogged internal hierarchy but fascinated with magic all the same.
Ambitious in his exploration, he sets out for the elusive 'Chamber of Secrets'; relieved his life is so different from the little boy locked in a cupboard at Privet Drive.
As a magical child and black sheep, an abandoned diary fast becomes Harry's best friend.New Year's Eve is Tom Riddle's birthday and Harry has the perfect gift.