Wherearemybraincells
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It has been a while since B found A - a small child in the streets - and something in his heart melted for the first time in years. However, he worries that he can’t be what she needs.
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As she slept, he heard her calling out for someone who couldn’t be there for her; her Da. He ignored the pain in his chest and held her tiny hand.
“Sorry, kid, it’s jus’ me.”Series
- Part 4 of Beating up A & B
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- English
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- 1,021
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- 1/1
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A loved singing, but after a long day, B snaps at them to stop.
Now B wishes they will sing one last time.***
“I’m sorry- I’m sorry- just please stay with me-” B grasped A tighter. “Please… who else is going t-to sing for me?” B said through tears.
A chuckled weakly, the sound broken yet beautiful to B all the same.Series
- Part 3 of Beating up A & B
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- English
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- 1,443
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A hobbits' dozen (14) by Wherearemybraincells
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 Jul 2026
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Ithilda and Beorn have been living on the edge of the forest for some time now, content in their quiet life together. Therefore, it comes as quite a surprise when a strange wizard, thirteen darrows and a hobbit wanders into their territory.
(I recommend reading -'Always, my love'- first as its the origin but it should be ok to read alone lol)
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Ithilda trotted through the trees, following the scent of the newcomers. It was a strange group; she knew that there weren't many hobbits so far from the Shire.
And certainly not with dwarves of all things.
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- Part 2 of The Wolf of Mirkwood
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After what was supposed to be a simple mission in the snow, A and B found themselves trapped in a snowy wasteland with dwindling supplies and dropping temperatures. All they can do is wait.
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B whimpered, “i-it hurts.”
“I know, I know.”
B lent back and closed their eyes again, shivering violently.Series
- Part 2 of Beating up A & B
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- English
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- 1,296
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- 1/1
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B is used to A's half-hearted fights with well-meaning medical personnel... but which is more worrisome; an expected struggle, or none at all?
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B was returning from their grocery trip when they heard the explosions.
They thought that A would be OK - they always were after a fight.
They thought wrong.Series
- Part 1 of Beating up A & B
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- English
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- 719
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- 2/2
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There are two unnamed characters - A and B.
They are here to live out your worst (and best) whump and angst ideas.…That’s it. That’s all it is
Ideas welcome - help me torture these guys
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The Wolf of Mirkwood by Wherearemybraincells
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 Jul 2026
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Queen Maleficent governs both, the Human and the Faery Realm. Diaval is the King of an enemy Kingdom who think the time for peace has arrived since both Kingdoms are under the threat of a growing darkness in the West and the shadow cast by the long war between King Henry and King Stefan.
Under a diplomatic mission, King Diaval would try to win over the heart of the faery that capture his years ago. Maleficent for her part doesn't believe in love anymore; she is happy with making Aurora happy and thinking King Diaval's attempts to court her are just another way for him to get the upper hand in the negotiations.
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- Part 1 of Once Upon a Time
Bookmarked by Wherearemybraincells
22 Sep 2026
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NASTY DOG by justasimpwhowrites
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games), prehistoric emergence
13 Aug 2026
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In a world where animals are coming back from extinction, you think that there would be nothing else that could surprise the CIA. Well, that's all broken down as they get stuck with a hybrid never seen before throughout evolution. And Task Force 141 isn't prepared to find out just how loyal a dog can be when you throw it a bone.
Or, you meet four men who actually treat you with kindness, so now you're willing to do anything to keep them alive in a world where everything is trying to kill you.
Bookmarked by Wherearemybraincells
20 Sep 2026
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Singular Obsession by Wild_Fl0w3rss
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 Aug 2026
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When the arrogant King Under the Mountain found the Arkenstone after weeks of searching, he and his Company fell under the curse of dragon sickness. The dwarrow were forced to watch as their leader transformed into a monster, losing more of himself as each day passed. Bilbo, unaffected by the curse must look for a way to melt Thorin's frozen heart, or he will never be able to see Bag End again.
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A retelling of Beauty and the Beast set in between the defeat of Smaug and the Battle of the Five Armies (an AU where Thorin and Bilbo never reconciled on the journey).Bookmarked by Wherearemybraincells
20 Sep 2026
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What if Jake and Neytiri had a daughter three years older than Neteyam?
A/n: Just finished writing atwow
Also just in case it isn’t clear (y/n)’s relationship with her family members is familial
There is NO incest
There is a slight Tarsem x reader
This series began in January 2026Disclaimer: I don’t use AI
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- Part 1 of The Eldest Series
- Language:
- English
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- 579,780
- Chapters:
- 65/?
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- 534
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Bookmarked by Wherearemybraincells
17 Sep 2026
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In a ruined city overrun by grotesque, hybrid monsters, ruthless gangs and towering abominations, one sharp-tongued, sarcastic survivor fights to stay alive—mostly by making fun of everything falling apart and dying around her. With a backpack full of supplies and a dark sense of humor as her makeshift armor, she navigates the city shrouded by scarlet skies and acid rain to find answers. But this apocalypse? Yeah, It’s partly her fault.
Currently being approved by the Royal Road staff.
Bookmarked by Wherearemybraincells
14 Sep 2026