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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    Crowley doesn't take very good care of his toys, even when he's gone to so much trouble to get them.

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    Written for the kink meme prompt found here here.

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    07 Dec 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    Crackfic based on (1) real mediaeval illuminated manuscript illustration and (2) real mediaeval historical events, with 2 ineffable incompetents dropped into the mix... (Now also illustrated by Yvesriba).

    ‘Aziraphale blinked muzzily, trying to remember where he was, who he was, and what shape he was supposed to be. After checking he hadn’t accidentally formed into a mass of twirling wheels and eyes in his sleep (he hadn’t, but it wouldn’t be the first time he’d let his corporation slip while in a drunken stupor), he stretched and yawned wide.

    Then he looked up. And screamed.

    “CROWLEY!”

    “SsssswhAT!?” Crowley slid off the table onto the floor in a tangle of limbs and attempted to work out which way was up again. “Wassa problem?”

    “What did we DO?”

    “Got disgracefully drunk, I’d say.” Crowley replied blearily, rubbing at his head. “Shhhh, too loud.”

    “BUT THE BISHOP, CROWLEY, WHAT DID WE DO TO THE BISHOP?”

    “Got miserable old Stoneface drunk too, din’ we?”

    “CROWLEY! LOOK AT HIM!”

    Crowley looked in the direction that Aziraphale’s trembling finger was pointing.

    “Oh f***.”’

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    06 Dec 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Sometimes Aziraphale sneaks out of their South Downs cottage to pray in secret. Crowley is terribly curious.

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    06 Dec 2021

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    Aziraphale Fell, BAFTA-winning actor of stage and screen, is bored. Bored of playing middle-aged divorcees in dull BBC dramas. Bored of answering the same questions on chat shows and breakfast television. Bored of keeping the real him hidden away.
    So when the opportunity presents itself to collaborate with up-and-coming rock band Witching Hour, he takes it, against his own common sense and the condescending advice of his agent. Witching Hour’s mysterious guitarist Crowley, flame-haired, moody, and a good fifteen years his junior, certainly seems worth the risk.

    A human actor/rock star AU.

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    21 Nov 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    “How about the Beginning? Our relationship started then. Surely you can’t argue with that.”

    “No-o…” Crowley’s forehead creased, clearly searching for an argument. He found it. “But that was our first meeting. Marriages don’t happen just because you meet.”

    “Maybe ours did.”

    “Oy! Just because I fell for you like a—”

    “The feeling was mutual, dear.”

    “Ngk. Yes, fine, but falling for each other doesn’t mean we were husbands right away."

    ~ ~ ~

    (Aziraphale and Crowley try to decide when to celebrate their anniversary. Turns out settling on a date is harder than they expected. They're obviously an old married couple, there's no question about that part... but when, exactly, did it happen?)

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    23 Sep 2021