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You and Stan had done a little more than flirting. Yet you couldn't help but wonder why he hasn't tried more. A rainy day and car trouble provides an answer to your question.
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08 Oct 2026
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How did he know that, if he wasn’t sure of his own name? It was like riding a bike, he supposed. There were things you could never forget, engraved in your muscles—your heart—forever. Such as instinct. Impressions. Feelings.
Stan Pines doesn’t remember much. Scratch that, he doesn’t remember anything. He knows that he has a husband, and that his husband loves him—loves him enough to sail away with him in an adventure of a lifetime, to bear the fact Stan’s mind isn’t ever going to recover all the history between them, to protect their domestic bliss with tooth and nail and a strange but fancy-looking gun.
As his memory slowly returns, against all probabilities, he is ecstatic. Or would be, truth be told, if his loving husband didn’t look so grim.
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02 Oct 2026
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“Ford.”
Ford isn’t looking into your eyes right now. He seems lost in a dreamworld, the faintest hint of a smile on his lips as he gazes down at yours; when he replies his voice is almost reverent in its softness. “Yes, dear?”
“Kiss me again, please.”
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For the past few months, you and Stanford Pines have been romantic partners. And he’s wonderful: attentive, sweet, and a perfect gentleman. But lately, you’ve been eager to explore the more… physical aspect of this relationship. So has he.
One evening, you finally take the plunge and invite Ford inside after a date.
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28 Sep 2026
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“I know this is entertaining,” you said, holding up his folder with a smirk. “But I can feel your eyes on me.” You sighed, flipping the file back open. “Want me to get you a newspaper or something?”
Stan saw an opening, so he took it. He was starting to get bored of letting you have the upper hand.
“If my eyes make you squirm, honey…” he said, leaning back casually, “just wait ‘til you feel my hands.”
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28 Sep 2026
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You meet Stan Pines in the 70's in a moment of desperation; he helps you out. You start working as his secretary, but c'mon he's super hot, you see where this goes.
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28 Sep 2026
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“I know of a few stretches that may help.” With your free hand, you opened the door for him. He thanked you and stepped inside. You followed behind, watching his back move, telling yourself it was an assessment. Because… you were a professional.
Although, this morning, your focus was misplaced.
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27 Sep 2026
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Ford finds out that Stan actually didn’t want to save him (at first) during Weirdmageddon.
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25 Sep 2026
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Stanley and Stanford Pines spend the night at a hotel before they head off on their boat trip to the Arctic Circle. It'll be the last comfortable sleep they get for a while, for sure. Stanley decides to take advantage of it. He's gotta relax his energetic brother somehow, right?
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21 Sep 2026
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Ford tries to explain himself to Stan and some truths better left buried come to the surface.
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- Part 1 of Divide Series
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21 Sep 2026
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“Go ahead. Blow my brains out. I know you want to. Besides, Stanley Pines has been dead for years anyway.” Stan felt dead long before he took his brother’s identity. “Bringing you back was the only reason I didn’t off myself years ago.”
Ford just stood there with his mouth agape like a deer in the headlights.
“Just do it! Pull the trigger! PULL THE TRIGGER, STANFORD!”
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11 Sep 2026
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Stanley notices his brother is having nightmares and acting strange. He doesn't know if that's a good thing or not.
Stanford tries again. He'll do better this time. For Stanley.
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11 Sep 2026
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When their boat breaks down, Stanley and Stanford Pines have to pull over to make a quick repair. They decide to spend a little bit of time on the beach once they're done. It's nice out and they're all alone right here. Why not?
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01 Sep 2026
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The lazy, serene Memorial Day Ford wanted doesn't go as planned. But Stan is always there trying to find a solution. Even if he's the problem.
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- Part 4 of Traditions
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31 Aug 2026
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The point is: he’s seen some shit. Done some shit. Gone through some shit. It’s all molded him to become the man he is today, and yes, while there might be a soft marshmallowy type center inside of him that maybe does enjoy those old time-y Victorian era romance dramas, it doesn’t change the fact that Stan knows how to handle himself. Knows how to take care of himself.
Except, it seems a certain brainiac still hasn’t gotten the memo.
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After an intimate encounter with Stan goes south, Ford starts acting weird and overprotective over him—even if he's still refusing to look him in the eyes.
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- Part 1 of Tough as Nails Verse
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24 Aug 2026
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There had always been a risk. Every time He and Stanley sailed off somewhere, there had always been a chance of something happening. Not just to them, but to Fiddleford too.
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Fiddleford has a health event while the boys are at sea.Bookmarked by WittyBritty
30 Jul 2026
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You let out a sigh. “I’m a little nervous, honestly. It’s been a while since I’ve even thought about going on a date.”
“That’s exactly why this is perfect,” Melody said, ever the optimist. “Just try to enjoy it.” She stopped with you at your car and squeezed your shoulder. “Let those two weird old men spoil you a little.”
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23 Jul 2026
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Mabel talks to a boy she likes, but she will soon regret it.
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- Part 1 of Adoption AU
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20 Jul 2026
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Stan snorted. “Good luck keeping Ford from poking his head anywhere. This guy’s a mystery magnet.”
Ford chuckled. “Stanley’s right. I’ve accessed much more challenging places and dealt with much greater threats. We’ll be fine.”
**Author's Note: They were not, in fact, fine.**
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On their way to the Arctic in the Stan o' War, Ford and Stan dock at an Alaskan mining town for supplies. Before they know it, they're pulled into a hunt for a mysterious creature that's possessing and killing local oil field workers.
Basically an excuse to write lots of sibling banter, high-stakes cryptid hunts, and that sweet, sweet hurt/comfort.
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13 Jul 2026
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Stanley was sick and confused. He didn't mean it.
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Fiddleford and the boys have a long overdue conversation about the fear of perpetuating the cycle of abuse.
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13 Jul 2026
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Ford had believed in it all this time. But over the years, he had forgotten about it. It's only now that Stan is piecing back together his forgotten life that they both remembered it. And it's only now that Ford is realising just how much of an awful brother he was to Stan.
Based on the Tumblr comic Instinct (this is like a prequel. link to cover is in the notes)
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12 Jul 2026