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The Mummy, but what if they were lesbians?
Essentially just the campfire scene when they have a bit too much to drink and Evelyn lets her true gay flag fly. Also Rick O'Connel is a woman, cause why not. -
Mr. Loverman by WittyNSmug
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
10 Jan 2025
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Donatello stays up late thinking about his two buddies, April and Casey. Definitely because they're just great friends!
Definitely no other reason!A little drabble I made as a vent sesh. Enjoy the angst!
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Papyrus has had a rough time and hasn't been talking about it. About time he blew up.
This isn't fontcest and shouldn't be seen that way. So don't be gross :)
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Is this really the best idea? by WittyNSmug
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
03 Nov 2023
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Licking it off his fingers, Donnie began trailing kisses up April’s stomach to her heaving chest, feeling satisfied as he took in her disheveled hair and blissed-out facial expression. His eyes tracked to the left and he saw the cat-themed cased phone laying face down on the bed, most likely tossed to the side when it got too overwhelming.
It was only then that the previous phonecall came back into his mind.
Oh sweet neapolitan ice cream sandwiches.
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In other words, April has a bad idea and drags Donnie into it face-first. -
So much for just being friends by WittyNSmug
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
06 Sep 2023
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“Fuck-fuck-fuck, right there Donnie! Please!”
Oh god, he wasn’t gonna last with her clawing at his shoulders like that.
“Mmph, fuck, Aprilll-”
His thrusts started getting sloppy as he chased the feeling building in his gut, April slamming down just as messily onto his lap.How did he get here?
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AKA an excuse to write smut with Donnie and April
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Papyrus wonders if it's just him.
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nefarious Issue Number Two by bobtheacorn
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
14 Jan 2023
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"That does not actually solve Issue Number Two, Mr. Know It All, if anything that complicates it!"
"Pray tell then, what is this nefarious Issue Number Two, Miss O'Neil?"
"People are gonna see you, dummy!"
"Oh! I thought that was a non-issue."
"Did you really??"
"April, you literally told me last Wednesday at 5:14pm via text that the barista at your newly-established neighborhood coffee place was some sort of excessively furry mutant wearing a full-body hairnet. And that she messed up your mocha frappe. I really do not think any of your peers will look twice at me in a poorly-lit gymnasium when they are preoccupied with their own significant others or otherwise inebriated from the inevitable spiked community punch bowl, which will be avoided at all costs if only from a contamination standpoint."
//Who goes to PROM fully prepared to throw hands? The answer won’t surprise you!
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15 Jan 2023
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Ghost In The Shell by ashtreelane
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
03 Nov 2022
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“I feel something.” Mikey says. He sounds serious. Stern. “Someone’s here.”
Uh yeah. Leo. In his own room, which his brothers didn't ask to do cult shit in, by the way. He tries to voice this but his words don't sound, though he knows he’s saying them. None of them turn around.
“Alright. Now or never.” Raph says grimly, and they let go of each other’s hands and open their eyes. They don't look at Leo. Rude.
“If there are any spirits here tonight, we are searching for our brother, Hamato Leonardo.” Mikey says, reaching out to cup his candle’s flame. It smells like the ocean, and Leo can appreciate the use of blue candles if the seance is for-
The seance is for him?
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It's hard to make peace with your death, but Leo did it anyway. To protect his family, to protect the world.
He finds it quite a bit harder to make peace with what comes after death.
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11 Nov 2022
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“I’ll solve all your problems,” Plagg had said. “You just have to agree to it.” A fixed relationship with his father, Lila to stop bothering him, and Ladybug to fall in love with him? Who wouldn’t agree to that?
Except Plagg was the God of Destruction and Chaos and had a more…hands-on approach. Adrien just wants his body back.
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16 Aug 2022
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Underfell Sans is not doing well despite getting to the surface. His bad habits are getting worse and he's not having an easy time dealing with... everything. Will his brother make it worse by yelling at him?
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12 Aug 2022