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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    Banished from Tav’s good graces for being insufferable, Gale and Astarion drown their sorrows, play dress-up, and discover that maybe they weren’t competing for Tav's heart so much as auditioning for each other’s. Left unsupervised, they discover that silence really is golden, lace really does flatter everyone, and love really can be this stupid.

    Reasonably Canon-Compliant for Act 2 - as usual, I bend some spellcasting rules.

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    27 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Astarion settled casually on the wall not far from Gale, a front row seat to his humiliation. He looked comfortable as anything and had not lost the vicious smile that made Gale fear for his sanity.

    “Comfortable, dear wizard?”

    He grit his teeth, at the very least he could take it well and leave with his dignity intact. Astarion would not see him squirm. “Never better.”

    The vampire turned to Abdirak. “Don’t hold back.”

    ———

    The Loviatar pain ritual scene where Gale takes it like a champ while Astarion watches.

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    25 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    Gale has always touted the supreme intelligence of his beloved cat, Tara. So much so, that his housekeeper, Auntie Ethel, bought the little sweetie a whole series of talking buttons (and even programmed them!).

    Gale hasn’t even heard yet what all the buttons say. Perhaps the evening he finally decides to take the next step with his sexy elven boyfriend wasn’t the best time to find out.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    Smoking is sexy and so is Astarion cumming inside

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Placing the cigarette carefully between his lips, Gale leaned over to press the tip against the glowing ember of Astarion’s.
    “Aren’t you supposed to resist temptation?”
    “It’s fine, I’ll say three Hail Marys in the morning.”

    Father Dekarios offers salvation.
    Astarion just needs a warm meal.
    But perhaps, with a little push, they could both lose faith.

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    19 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Bloodweave drabbles

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    19 Nov 2025