YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
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When I was a kid my whole reality split; I was living a lie by YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Sep 2023
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Batman is gone. Him and his closest allies have been taken by the Justice Lords. Gotham is defenceless, and Stephanie Brown has decided to do something about that.
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I read Sword_Kylla's Safety Line of Principle and went 'cool, I wonder what Steph's up to?'
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Disgustingly young second wife by YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
Fandoms: Legally Blonde (Movies)
20 May 2023
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Look, sometimes you just have a bad day and want to have Elle Woods comfort you, y'know?
Also, whilst I've nothing against it, this is not Elle/reader, this is Elle/me specifically, so don't go looking for what you won't get -
Handy Shipping Manifesto by YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Holy Musical B@man - Team StarKid
02 Feb 2023
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Sure, they're never actually going to meet, but the literary symbolism is just incredible amounts of fun.
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A Podfic version of my work The Red Mess
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A fake true crime story, where the crime is fire safety violations and Jason and Pam work together to save lives.
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Dennis gains weight once he has a roof over his head and money in his pocket.
Oh, and he’s pregnant.
Bookmarked by YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
21 Mar 2026
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Scenes from Gurathin's early days on Preservation as he adjusts to his new life outside the Corporation Rim.
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Bookmarked by YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
17 Mar 2026
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Dennis likes to be useful. Trinity likes to get off.
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Bookmarked by YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
23 Feb 2026
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A story of prison planets and first contact and humans stubbornly making friends with the scariest aliens on the block.
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- English
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Bookmarked by YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
12 Dec 2025
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Maredd Flame-crowned, the jarl of cold Velladar and the companion of the fierce dragon Ergyll, is presented with the second prince of the neighbor country as a consort - and a guarantee of peace. Alaric is young, fragile, unused to the biting cold of Velladar, and afraid of the fate waiting for him. But only Alaric can find the key to saving Velladar's future - and to Maredd's happiness.
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- English
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Bookmarked by YouAreAlmostOutOfMilk
09 Dec 2025