YouHaveGotToBeKiddin
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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
Series
- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
- Part 3 of Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content
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Bookmarked by YouHaveGotToBeKiddin
21 Apr 2026
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i have reread this fic so many times that its not even funny. i love the characterization, i love Jason's relationship with both Tim and Steph. its literally everything i could want in a batfam fic. also a great length, not super short, but i can finish it within the day. lowks read it so many times I've had dreams of it. super recommend to people, super cute and super fun !! Shoutout Steph for being an awesome genius as well, the real MVP of the whole thing.
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the fawcett proposition by TheRoodHed
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics)
01 Mar 2026
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Billy Batson investigates the Red Hood's operations in Gotham.
A few days later, Captain Marvel asks Jason Todd for help.
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Bookmarked by YouHaveGotToBeKiddin
11 Apr 2026
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i love Billy and Jason brotherhood :(((( they mean so much to me, and dick as well !!! I'm so glad this fic showed jason not needing Bruce's approval, like im so glad it made a point that he didn't need bruce to see what he was doing for it to be real, i feel like there's always a focus in jason needing to be forgiven instead of on his growth and his character and i love it so much
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"Ahki, you need to secure the windows," Damian said when they got home from the gym, tossing his backpack carelessly on the floor and sprinting to the living room window to check the locks.
"Why, baby?" Jason furrowed his brows, toeing off his shoes and setting his gym bag by Damian's backpack. "I keep the windows locked, they're secure."
"Then how does he get in?"
"How does who get in?"
"Santa Claus," Damian said, turning around to stare at Jason like he was stupid.
"What are you talking about?"
"Mrs. Jordan warned us about Santa Claus today," Damian said, turning around and surveying the room. "Perhaps we could barricade the windows as well."
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- Part 13 of Jason Dad AU
Bookmarked by YouHaveGotToBeKiddin
07 Apr 2026
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This fic is so fucking funny , I love when the cultural shift for Damian is explored in fun and silly ways . He’s literally 3 apples tall and Santa is going to break in
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The Bizarre Nature of Second Chances by alexandria_library_of
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
21 Jan 2026
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Jason Todd knows he doesn't get second chances. Those are saved for parents who love you, brothers who want you, and a universe that is not indifferent to your suffering.
But then—something bizarre happens.
After scrapping with a Mage, Jason wakes up feeling...weird.
What does he do? Goes to the smartest person he knows: Tim Drake
There's only one problem: Tim Drake is...seven?
Things just got really complicated.
Or,
Jason Todd is transported to a universe where Bruce is a good dad, Dick is a good brother, and Tim is seven years old—and needs a babysitter.
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Bookmarked by YouHaveGotToBeKiddin
06 Apr 2026
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this is kind of everything i needed in a fic. like i think im healed. my crops are watered and my harvest bountiful
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what you're longing for (you claim to abhor) by Ghxst_Bird
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Feb 2024
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He smiles, all teeth, “Come on Replacement, I even got to the door with both legs busted. This should be nothing.”
“You’re right. Jason… Jason wouldn’t have given up. He would fight, I can still—“
The boy wobbles, and Jason has to suppress the mortifying impulse to jump to his aid.
“I can still fight. Batman needs me.”
“That’s a terrible idea,” he muses aloud, and if there’s a hint of real concern somewhere under all the roiling green, well, nobody can prove it.
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aka. the not-actual-hallucination Jason Todd tries the less hands on approach to getting revenge. It ends up backfiring spectacularly.
aka. the non traditional way to (reluctantly) reintegrate into the family after being dead, coming back to life, and becoming a crime lord, Jason "Red Hood" Todd edition
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Bookmarked by YouHaveGotToBeKiddin
22 Dec 2025
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Holy freaking peak , I think this has changed me in so many ways , becoming an integral part of me