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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    Hal works through all of the things Bruce and Clark fantasized about before they got together

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    An excuse for me to practice writing smut

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    04 Aug 2025

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    “Was that like. For real your mom?”

    “Yes, Billy,” said Superman, with unwavering patience. “That was my mom.”

    Billy looked at him for a long moment. He said, “Why?”

    “Why?” Superman echoed. “What – what do you mean, why?”

    Billy shrugged. “It’s a pretty simple question.”

    “Well,” said Superman. “Be that as it may, I got no idea how to answer it.”

    In the face of an extraterrestrial threat they don't fully understand, with all their usual hide-outs compromised, the Justice League are forced to go to ground. Fortunately Superman has a remote location where they can regroup. Less fortunately, it comes with some baggage.

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    14 Jul 2025

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    The Thank-Fuck-We-Aren’t-Dead Sex had started then, and had never really stopped. Then came the feelings and the fights. The ego, the pride, the jealousy. And then there was Us.

    (The one-shot smut fic that turned into an entire world for you.)

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    13 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    “Why are you here, Art?”

    Art hesitates, but only for a beat, “Tashi kicked me out.”

    “Why?”

    “She, uh,” Art breaks eye contact again, “she said I needed to ‘face my desire,’ or something.”

    “And you came here.”

    Once, when Patrick was fifteen, his mother forced him to go to therapy for a summer. Patrick fucking hated it, and he definitely bullshit his way through most of his sessions, but if there was one thing he retained, it was this: people don’t learn if you just tell them what they need to know. They have to figure it out for themselves.

    “And I came here…” Art repeats, like he’s solving a puzzle. And then, shocking Patrick and possibly even himself, he adds, “To you.”

    “Uh huh,” Patrick says, low and gravely. His fingers twitch at his sides. “So,” he repeats, “what’s the plan, Donaldson?”

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    Or, the one where Art insists on leaving after his final match with Patrick, without Patrick, and Tashi is sick of their shit. Patrick knows later that night, when Art arrives unceremoniously at the threshold of his shitty hotel room, that this might be his only shot at the thing he's been thinking about for the better part of fifteen years. Art.

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    10 Jul 2025

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    There’s a new dating app in town, but this one is just for superheroes. You don’t use your name or callsign and there’s no photos, only a short bio. The idea is to talk about personal lives AND hero-ing without specifics, keeping both their secret identity secret and their hero persona in place.
    Dick signs Bruce up. Clark signs up willingly. They accidentally match up and even for the World's Greatest Detective, it takes a while to figure it out. In part because he isn't trying to figure it out, that's the whole point! But also because Boy Scout Superman is definitely straight and definitely not a dude who hangs out at a farm in his free time.
    And Superman is confident that Batman probably lives in some random cave system like the gremlin he is, and doubts he even HAS a secret identity because he is so consumed by his Batman persona. Even if he did, he definitely wouldn't join a dating app. That would require wanting to interact with other people and also the capability to smile.

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    21 Jun 2025