Zaxal
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What it came down to was this: Greg hated killing Alex but loved when other people did it for him.
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- Part 1 of From the Darkroom
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Aziraphale's stint as a pagan god of intimacy is brief, for an immortal, but he has one nameless disciple who remains faithful for centuries.
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Alan is always chewing on his pen, and Stephen chooses the wrong word to address the issue.
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the right hands by Zaxal
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Oct 2023
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Today, Crowley feels as though he could tear down half the city and still have room for dessert. Of course he makes his way to Aziraphale’s bookshop, looking for something only Aziraphale can give him.
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For two-thousand years, Aziraphale was sexually harassed and assaulted by the Director of Heavenly Operations. Years after Aziraphale and Crowley break free from Heaven and Hell entirely, Gabriel shows up on Aziraphale's front step with no clothes, no memories, no divine powers, and an inexplicable, unshakeable attachment to Aziraphale. Old and new trauma alike plague Aziraphale as he struggles to get rid of Gabriel without bringing the wrath of Heaven down on him and Crowley both.
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Lambs To The Slaughter: A Good Omens Reverse AU by Zaxal
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Oct 2022
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A Good Omens (Book & Show) Reverse AU.
The main fic “Lambs to the Slaughter” holds the meat of the main story.
“Pictures from the Lambsverse” is art that I've done inspired by the AU.
Everything else takes place canonically in the universe.
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- 154,825
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- 6
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- 14
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When You Are Old and Grey and Full of Sleep by Vamillepudding for neuerswaist
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
27 Dec 2025
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“Shush. Shut up. I’m trying to be nice.”
Tim makes a face. “Don’t be.”
Alex doesn’t smile then, because that’s not who he is, but Tim can see that he wants to, because that’s who Tim is. “Alright,” he says. “I won’t, then.”
“Good,” Tim says, and before he can tack any joke onto that, Alex leans down and kisses him.
Or: The thing is, Tim knows for a fact that Alex has other places he could get it. So why does he keep coming back to Tim?
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28 Dec 2025
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It’s always been about sex a little bit, and Greg’s known that from the start. Almost from the start. It doesn’t matter – he’d known that going in, and he’d still signed up, name on the dotted line, because he doesn’t care.
“You can do pretty much anything you want to me,” Alex had said at the time, before the thing was even fully commissioned, back when it was in that uncomfortable time where a lot of people had committed a lot of time and money to getting this made, but there was a high chance – a high chance – that someone up above would pull the plug, and everyone would have to slink home with their tails between their legs.
“You can do pretty much anything you want to me,” Alex begs now, lying with his shirt unbuttoned, open by his sides, his trousers down to his ankles, a makeshift blindfold (Greg’s scarf, slung down from the edge of the door) around his eyes, his hands knotted together behind his head, kept in place with hot-pink electrician’s tape, “Greg, you can do – you can do-”
“Yeah,” Greg says, hands on his hips, surveying Alex with pleasure, “You think I don’t know that?”
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26 Dec 2025
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It had been a spur of the moment purchase.
Greg’s got a fake name for when he orders weird shit to his house. When the box arrived last week, coming for a David Timms, he’d been so embarrassed to be ordering fucking sex toys to his fucking house like a fucking kid, but now he’s through that and into the delightful little vignettes that the fucking thing has inspired.
“What,” Alex’s voice actually sounds a little hoarse, and oh, what a delight that is, to know he can pull a sound like that out of a man as artfully constructed as this, “What exactly was your plan with… this?”
Greg doesn’t have to look around to know that Alex is plucking at the bubble wrap and the instructions, discarding both in the corner of the box, feeling the leeching of the cold metal base, the odd, insincere rubber of the black silicone where it swells to fatness and thins again.
“Well,” he says, in a slow, patient voice, “I thought I’d take you home and fuck you, and then tomorrow morning I’d put that in you and we’d go to work.”
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26 Dec 2025
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“So I presume you won’t be home tonight,” Rachel continued. “And I’m guessing it’s unlikely you’ll be able to get home tomorrow, either.”
“I don’t know,” Alex said honestly. “It’s Christmas Eve tomorrow, and holiday travel is mad as it is—”
“I know,” Rachel interrupted. “It’s fine, really. Not really much you can do about it at this point, anyway.”
Alex let out a small hum of disagreement. “Fairly certain there are plenty of movies with this exact premise, and they always seem to make it in time,” he grumbled.
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- Part 70 of Taskmaster Collection
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- English
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- 2,349
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Bookmarked by Zaxal
23 Dec 2025
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Alex winced and scratched the side of his head. “I was, erm, sleeping?” he offered, although not very convincingly.
Needless to say, Greg didn’t look convinced. “Were you?” he asked flatly, clearly already well aware of the answer.
“No, Captain.” Alex said, and if his ears hadn’t already been blistered red by the wind, they’d be flushing. “I was playing a game with Mr Key and Mr Watson.”
Greg barked a laugh and shook his head. “Christ,” he sighed. “I should have you flogged for that.”
“Yes, Captain.”
Greg tried and failed to give him a disapproving look. “Try not to sound so excited about the prospect.”
Alex grinned. “Yes, Captain.”
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- Part 61 of Taskmaster Collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,672
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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Bookmarked by Zaxal
23 Dec 2025