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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    Craig is an assassin struggling to stay afloat. When he receives a contract for more gold than he could ever dream of, Craig is all too eager to take the "Grand Wizard” up on his deal.

    The issue? The Grand Wizard wants Craig’s hit alive. His target? The crowned prince with the ability to incinerate Craig at any given moment.

    OR Craig is an assassin who is contracted to kidnap Tweek. In order to get closer to the prince, he must pretend to be his bodyguard.

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    28 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    Tweek Tweak and Kenny McCormick are life-long best friends, and have just finished their freshman year at Denver University.
    Tweek is relieved - peace and quiet at last.
    But Kenny didn't know the meaning of those words.
    Behind Tweek's back, he has signed them up for their next semester at University to be abroad in Australia as part of a unique exchange program that gives them experience working in marine biology in the Great Barrier Reef.
    Tweek is not one for change. Tweek is not one for taking chances.
    Tweek is also not one to be swayed by Kenny's insistence that he could meet hot guys 'without shirts and with rocking bods' on the beach in the Australian summer.
    But he agrees. He folds. Kenny makes some good points that this is a 'good opportunity'.
    He's cautious. He is ready to take the next flight home if he comes across anything deadly or dangerous.
    But when Tweek comes across a certain lifeguard he can't take his eyes off, he wonders if his threshold for danger and living in a new country would shift.
    Or is he just like Kenny - fucking crazy?!

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    28 Jan 2026

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    “So gods can topple titans, shape human destiny, and create the universe, but they draw the line at condoms?”

    Being a demigod? Not Stan’s strong suit. Camp Half-Blood? Total nightmare. And don’t even get him started on this stupid quest to find Apollo’s missing lyre.

    If you toss in Kenny’s fear of his own powers, Kyle’s mommy issues, and Cartman’s relentless pursuit of a father figure, you’ve got a task so daunting that even Odysseus wouldn’t dare to touch the thing.

    South Park Percy Jackson AU. Not crossover.

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    28 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    When Dick Grayson starts falling asleep everywhere, his family quietly rearrange the world around him.

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    Dick keeps falling asleep, and the bats becomes aggressively protective about it — especially Jason.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    “I’m, uh… sober,” Tweek announces because what the fuck else is he supposed to say to his ex-boyfriend that he ghosted 10 years ago to go do drugs?

    Craig nods slowly. He wants to say congrats, or I’m proud of you, or how have you been sober for this fucking long and not contacted me at all you fucking asshole–

    (In which Tweek emerges from his decade long absence from Craig’s life as a sober desert hippie and Craig is just an emotionally stunted mechanic in South Park. They try to figure it out.)

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    14 Nov 2025