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An excerpt from "Honestly Ben" by Bill Konigsberg. A highlighted portion reads, " 'Damn it,' I said, and I did something I never thought I'd do. I punched a duck."



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    "Hi, my name's Danny Fenton and I do stupid dares and other stuff on the internet for the heck of it!"

    Danny manages to accidentally create a ViewTube channel and ends up gaining a small following in the process. Now, all of a sudden, the entirety of the Casper High student body knows Danny's ghostly secret, Mr. Lancer is hella confused by the growing mystery surrounding Daniel James Fenton, and Danny slowly realizes that there may be things other than ghosts hiding in the shadows of Amity Park.

    (Also known as "The Danny Phantom YouTube AU I didn't mean to write a plot for")

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    When Steve applies for a summer camp per Dustin's request, he doesn’t expect to have the most interesting summer of his life.

    Featuring a sulky metalhead who hates Steve for no reason, eight kids set on driving Steve to an early grave, Robin Buckley’s ability to charm any girl she wants, and Steve’s bisexual disaster/dream/nightmare.

    But hey, that’s what summer camp is all about. Right?

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    Five times the Z-team learned something new (and fucked up) about Robert's body, and the one time they did something about it.

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    07 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    "Carson used sand in his gloves," Rudy recalled. "And I've been cheated on a few times myself. I know how much those things can hurt. Let me see."

    Jack hand went up almost unconsciously to hover over his ribs. "I'm fine, Rudy, seriously. You don't have to worry about that. I've been in plenty of tournaments."

    "Jack."

    The boy glowered at him, but Rudy just raised a concerned eyebrow back.

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    Or, Rudy notices Jack's pain the day after his fight with Carson. He checks in on him, feeling guilty about not believing his student.

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    "So you like her--" he fumes, poking Jerry's chest accusingly-- "'Cause she's exactly like me?"
    Jerry shrugs and petulantly responds with, "Yeah, exactly! What are you gonna do about it?"

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    AKA: I'm forcing these idiots to acknowledge the fact that having a crush on a girl just because she's exactly like your best friend isn't as heterosexual as they think it is.

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  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    Tag to s02e15: A Slip Down Memory Lane

    During the celebration at Phil's, Jack's injury starts to catch up with him. Rudy takes him back to the dojo to relax, where the concussion breaks down Jack's walls and Rudy finds out some disturbing facts about Jack's home life.

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