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”I barely touched it.”
Rio sternly grabs her wrist again pulling it into the stream insistently while Agatha struggles against her grip.
”You need to put it under cold water-“
”-It doesn’t even hurt-“
“-Stop being awkward-“
”-I’m fine, really-“
”-Agatha, don’t move.”
And that’s when she hears it.
Don’t move.
You don’t want it badly enough yet.
The air leaves Agatha’s lungs in a rush. She hears every filthy word she’s heard whispered in her ear as she climbs higher and higher echoing in her brain. The faceless woman who’s been talking her to orgasm.
Except now she has a face.
It’s Rio.
When Agatha Harkness discovers audio erotica she finally gets something that forty-two years of life experience and a god-awful marriage never got her.
But suddenly she finds herself with a roommate with the most familiar voice.
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27 Mar 2026
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Luring gullible witches into the forest under the pretense of opening a portal to a road that doesn’t exist before siphoning their power and killing them had become Agatha’s routine scam. But what happens when one day, a beautiful green witch challenges her and refuses to blast her like the rest of her coven. Worst even, she seems to have fallen for Agatha’s charms. Will Agatha get her power or more than she ever bargained for?
Simp pathetic young Rio and mean older Agatha meet for the first time in one of Agatha’s many attempts at summoning the Witches’ Road and not everything goes according to plan.
(It’s my take on an idea I read on twitter.)
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13 Oct 2025
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A knight from a distant land where magic and spirits are honored, an unchained force woven into the fabric of life itself. An heir to the ruling House of the Empire, where magic is something to be mastered, controlled, and wielded as a weapon by the worthy few. When the Empire unexpectedly opens its borders for the first time in decades, the knight is sent to uncover the truth behind their sudden hospitality. But in the heart of the enemy’s stronghold, she finds more than secrets—she finds the heir, a woman whose power is undeniable.
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OR Knight!Rio, Princess!Agatha, and perhaps dragons.
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02 Oct 2025
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Agatha gently shook her head, giving up. “She’ll be here in an hour. But you have to promise me to behave yourself.”
“What do you think I’ll do?”
“Hit her?” Agatha almost grinned, “Mark your territory and intimidate her?”
“It’s my wife and kid we’re talking about–”
“Ex.”
“What?”
Agatha narrowed her eyes, a certain pain lingering behind the aqua. “Ex wife, Rio. I’m your ex wife, you're my ex wife.”
“I said that.”
“No,” She blew out a tired breath. “You didn’t.”
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Agathario have been divorced for 3yrs and Rio has never fully accepted it, until Agatha gets serious about someone else. Rio has to move and acknowledge that they're out of time and the best days are behind them...or does she?
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- Part 1 of Numbers From Heaven
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23 Aug 2025
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Put It On The Line by AnonFandomBandit, midwestprincess_01, saturnreturn
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
13 Sep 2025
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Agatha whipped her head and body towards the student. “What the fuck is your problem?”
“No problem,” She shook her head, smirking. “I like talking to you.”
“You like pissing me off.” Agatha sniped, plucking her glass off the bar when it arrived.
“Those two seem to be one in the same.”
“Just tell me something.” She said after letting a sip burn down her throat. “Where do you get off speaking to a respected professor like that?”
“Like what?”
“You were argumentative, disrespectful, dismissive–”
“No, Agatha, that was you.”
“Dr. Harkness.” Agatha corrected. “Only people I like can call me Agatha and I don’t like you.”
“Now, that’s not true.” Rio tilted her head. “You’re talking to me, aren’t you?”
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Newly tenured professor, Dr. Agatha Harkness, has nothing to prove. That is until she meets a smug, twenty-three year old PhD student in Copenhagen after her first keynote speech. Never one to shy away from a challenge, Agatha seeks to put Rio in her place by any means necessary. No matter what the consequences…
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10 Aug 2025

