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Marinette is fifteen, and became vegan when she was five. Alya spots the class's three proclaimed vegans, Marinette, Chloè, and Juleka, with Alix, eating a burger at Burger King. Alya instantly becomes determined to prove that the vegans are lying, and sneakily mixes one of their synthetic meat meals with real meat. When Lila realizes what happened to the other vegans, she makes a call to an old adversary in America. He's rich, smart, and he and his brothers solve cold cases for fun. Surely he can help take Alya down before someone dies.
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- Part 10 of Miraculous Ladybug
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07 May 2025
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The Girl from Paris by FelicisMagic18873
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
20 Apr 2025
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For a second, just a single second, Marinette imagined doing nothing.
Imagined standing there with the rest of the class and just watching as blood splattered on the floor, secure in the knowledge that no one could blame her for not stepping in.
After all, it wasn't Paris. She wasn't Ladybug, and Lila had been picked randomly from their group to be held at gunpoint.
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- Part 8 of Miraculous Writing
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- 11/?
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04 May 2025
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A school life AU where Makoto is deaf, Junko is actually the Ultimate Fashionista, despair isn't like this huge thing, and Hope's Peak admin and scientists don't suck.
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- 12/?
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29 Apr 2025
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Jinx is Isha's bio mom. and how i think that changes everyone's perspective.
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- 5/?
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04 Dec 2024
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It all starts with the stars, doesn't it?
She doesn't know how she got there, or why. But she has a mum who she loves, magic at her fingertips she only read about in books, and a whole lot of knowledge and not enough backbone to let things play out how they're supposed to.
Having a bleeding heart always did make things more difficult for her.
Or alternatively: Confused woman wakes up as a baby and later finds out she's in the HP universe, gets attached to the characters and makes her way into trolling most adults, just because.
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- 15/?
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05 Oct 2024
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Orochimaru's attitude towards... everything... was most likely caused by the death of his parents. Perhaps, had he not been orphaned so young, he would've turned out different. Or at least not turned into a completely crazy scientist with no morals.
But what if they weren't dead? Somewhere in Hi no Kuni, a raven-haired woman escapes a lab with only one goal in mind. Returning to Konoha and seeing her son.
Liz, a technical body-snatcher, wakes up in the body of Orochimaru's mother, with the words: "I want to see my son." at the forefront of her mind. Liz is one of those Naruto fans who like to toy with the what-if scenarios the series presents due to all the redeemable characters. Finding herself in one, she decides to do what any fan would: keep Orochimaru from going down that road.IMPORTANT NOTICE
The SSD all my fanfiction was on broke and I don't know if anything is still salvageable
This unfortunately means everything is on an indefinite hiatus as I don't know how long it will take for me to save enough money for fixing this.
I may be able to write more on some things, but I'm not sure.Series
- Part 1 of What if?
- Part 1 of The not Ouroboros OC-inserts (yes, the specification was necessary)
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- 10,483
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- 7/?
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12 Sep 2024
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The Way of Conquest by pagination
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jun 2025
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All Din wanted to do was find the Child a sorcerer teacher, pick up a job or two, and follow his Creed.
Three out of three is good, right? Right?
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- Part 1 of The Way of Conquest
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- English
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- 81,474
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- 17/17
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11 Sep 2024
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Unashamed Canoodling, the Ascension of the Damned, and other Delightful Pleasures by Tsume_Yuki
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Oct 2024
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In which Orochimaru's 'Timetravel?' jutsu isn't time-travel at all, but dimension travel. Oh, and it kills them too. Really, Sasuke should have predicted the outcome by now, but Naruto's bullshit luck has always managed to carry them through before.
Meanwhile, Lucifer snaps to attention because those two newbies? They feel like fallen angels, only... greater. Something more.
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- Part 8 of - by Uchiha Sasuke
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- 8/?
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30 Aug 2024
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Don't Fuck with the Strawhat's (More Importantly, Don't Arrest Trafalgar Law) by Puppy_Paws
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Apr 2023
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“What is the reason for this call?”
A knock on the infirmary door drew Law’s attention before Robin could answer, as three very familiar figures walked in.
‘There’s a warrant out for your arrest, I thought I should warn you to leave UA before the heroes realized you were there.’ Robin answered, one second too late.
Law sighed, “It’s a little late for that, but thank you for the consideration.” he then turned towards the figures at the door, “Am I gonna need a lawyer?”
Nezu looked grave, “I'm afraid so, Dr. Trafalgar.”
Shit...
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there were five rules the underground community followed, both heroes and villains.
Don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong.
Don't Snitch.
Don't fuck with the Strawhat's.
If you go to Trafalgar's clinic, keep quiet.
and most importantly Do Not Arrest or Harm Trafalgar Law
Too bad the Limelight's cluelessly break three of them .
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29 Aug 2024
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When Hinata is five years old, she is plucked from her bed and swept away from her home. Years later, she only clearly remembers three things about that day. The rest she prefers to forget. [A remix of the Hyuuga Affair].
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22 Aug 2024
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Cat's Cradle by DisillusionedDanny
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Batman - All Media Types
23 Feb 2023
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After Danny's sister throws him into the portal for his own safety, the halfa feels lost, alone, and without a haunt.
That is, until Clockwork gives him a new purpose.
Somehow this new purpose thrusts Danny into his new life as the protégé of one Catwoman and the new pain in the ass for a certain sword wielding Robin.Damian Wayne didn't know what to think about the new Catboy that was following behind Catwoman. On one hand, he was a nuisance that caused him nothing but grief. On the other, he was charming and made Damian smile like no other.
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- Part 44 of 51 Fic Challenge
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- English
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- 57,234
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- 30/30
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16 Aug 2024
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Sakura has an epiphany in Wave. She cannot continue as she is. Not if she wants to continue being a ninja. Not if she wants to survive.
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- Part 1 of Blazing a new trail
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- 30,970
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- 19/19
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16 Aug 2024
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Abolish Private Property by iaso, sage_thrasher
Fandoms: Naruto, Communist Manifesto - Fandom
18 Apr 2020
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It all starts the day Akari gets into a debate with Minato Namikaze on a battlefield during the Third Ninja War. [Or, that one raging communist SI/OC in Kumo that nobody asked for (or deserves, honestly).]
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- 8/?
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11 Aug 2024
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In a shocking event where young Sakura Haruno dies at an early age, A soul whom has wondered the vast alternate realities claims this empty shell.
The soul embodies Sakura and takes full charge, How will this new Sakura change the events of the future.- Language:
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- 29/?
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10 Aug 2024
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Where Sakura becomes better acquainted with Zabuza's sword, Kubikiribocho.
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- 31,001
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- 14/?
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10 Aug 2024
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Obito sent her back. It was his final sacrifice, his final stand. He was sending her back to change everything, but like most things Team Seven did, things went wrong. Drastically so.
Stuck in a completely new dimension with no way back, Sakura has to adapt to things as they come. She was sent back to save her friends... to save everyone... She'd just have to do it for a completely new dimension. She wouldn't let her second chance go to waste. Especially not when she has more to lose this time around.
In other words, in which Obito messes things up more than Sakura thought possible, and even more chaos ensues.
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- Part 3 of Twiceborn
- Part 2 of Sakura Breaks The Universe
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- English
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- 70,269
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- 21/?
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08 Aug 2024
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Sakura didn’t quite know what to expect after she died – peace and quiet, or a reunion of friends perhaps? She most certainly didn’t bank on the idea of being reborn. Especially not as her old teammate’s younger sister.
Born into a completely different dimension, everything should’ve been different… but it wasn’t. There was an event that seemed to always be slated to happen, just as it did in her previous life: The Uchiha Massacre.
Danzo was still scheming, Sarutobi was still letting it slide, Itachi was still a pacifist at heart, and Sakura was somehow stuck in the middle.
They all never counted on one thing.
An Uchiha’s love is absolute, and Sakura absolutely loves her eldest brother. He’s perfect – everything she ever wanted in a sibling – and he deserves a better future than the one Sakura knows is slated for him. So she’ll do anything. Even if it means coating her hands in blood. Even if it means driving herself to the brink of insanity and back.
Anything for Aniki.
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- Part 4 of Twiceborn
- Part 4 of Sakura Breaks The Universe
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- English
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- 14,431
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- 9/?
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08 Aug 2024
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“Too weak,” he spat, letting his sibling from his grasp. “You wouldn’t even be worth the time to kill.”
“There is no value in killing the likes of you,” another said to their own sibling. “My foolish brother… If you want to kill me… curse me! Hate me!”
In which those words were spoken by two different people at two different places and two different times, and they were hated for it. Their words shaped two children’s lives, and the course of history was forever altered because of it.
Otherwise, in which only weeks after the Uchiha Clan Massacre, another massacre takes place, mostly kept quiet and swept under the rug. They don’t particularly want people getting the wrong impression of Konoha, and it’s quite easy to keep it under wraps.
After all, the Haruno Clan is predominately civilian – nothing more than a small blip on the sensory radar of a shinobi.
Or: Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke are alike in more ways than they both know, Uzumaki Naruto is rather obsessed with them both, and Hatake Kakashi was only prepared for one foolish boy, one seeming fangirl, and one revenge obsessed moron – not two.
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- Part 1 of Cards of Fortune
- Language:
- English
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- 22,109
- Chapters:
- 10/?
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- 9
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04 Aug 2024
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Haruno Sakura is not predisposed to greatness. She has no outstanding lineage or family techniques to fall back on. No one takes true notice of her or encourages her.
What she has is a too large forehead with a big brain behind it.
The one thing she wants is a chance – and as fate will have it, the things that led others to overlook her before, are the exact reasons that chance now knocks on her door.Or the one where Sakura does not wait for Team 7 to remember she exists and decides to forge her own path.
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- 22,964
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- 4/?
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03 Aug 2024
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Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
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- 45,233
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- 6/?
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02 Aug 2024