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    Four batkids walk into a bank.

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    12 Aug 2018

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    Inspired by this post by suzukiblu and a brilliant anon: http://suzukiblu.tumblr.com/post/147262957655/please-consider-force-sensitive-han-solo-jedi

    Please consider: Force Sensitive Han Solo. Jedi Han Solo. Snarky, sassy, like-I-give-a-fuck Han Solo who was raised as a Jedi but ran away because they sensed him getting too attached. Han Solo talking shit about the Force because painful memories.

    Suzukiblu: Hmmmm do you mean “ran away because he Had A Bad Feeling About This but just assumed it was that he was about to get shipped off to the AgriCorp early” Initiate Solo? Though lbr Han knows enough to change his name, it was probably something ENTIRELY different back then.

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    07 Aug 2018

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    Prompt: "Jurassic World/Harry Potter, Owen Grady + the raptor squad, so it turns out that dinosaurs created with snake DNA can speak parseltongue – which makes Owen training the raptors a little easier (and may change things with the Indominus completely)"

    Owen Grady speaks Raptor, but it's a language he learned through immersion, the same way his girls learned English. Owen Grady also speaks Parseltongue, but that's because he's a wizard with a bonus gift. It doesn't change a lot about his work, until it really, really changes a lot about his work.

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    05 Aug 2018

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    A DC universe where moms are awesome and raise their kids right. Now with more melanin and queerness. Also, Gotham's in Michigan and Metropolis is in Connecticut. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Fics are in chronological order but are all standalone.

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    06 Mar 2018

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    tragedy strikes, the batfam is left to pick up the pieces, and once again steph finds herself having to prove to the world that she can do anything she wants.

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    05 Mar 2018