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“Let go,” yelled Dirk, slapping Todd’s hand away and accidentally hitting the lever on the side of the machine, which emitted a cloud of blue sparks –-
“-- I still hate you –” yelled Todd –-
–- and then, in a cloud of smoke and sparks and a roar like an oncoming freight train, the lab dissolved around them, and they were gone.
Another Spring time machine throws a furious Todd and distressed Dirk ten years into each others' pasts. To get back to their time, Todd must convince a recalcitrant Svlad to join his case, as Dirk struggles to resist the allure of Todd at the height of his Mexican Funeral fame.
Written for the Big Bang 2024, with art by @kezokinos.
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Dear Farah,
I’m soooo bored. Really, really bored. Bored enough to write you this actual, long-form letter, like we’re in one of your boring period dramas.
The internet is out.
A collection of Lydia's letters to Farah, from her year abroad in Belize.
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On holidays and happy endings by agent_p_94
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
01 Jan 2025
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All Dirk wants this holiday season is to spend time with his boyfriend and enjoy everything he missed last Christmas. Unfortunately, his boyfriend's punishing schedule, a slew of unexpected news, and the spectre of an upcoming Teal Otter exchange are making the season anything but merry...
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- Part 3 of On love and latte art
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Crowley stormed to the door, flame flickering from his eyes and beneath his coat - as if the angel thought Crowley would ever listen to him again –
“Oh!” said Muriel, jumping back as Crowley wrested the door open with enough force to bounce it off its hinges. “Ah - hello. Is this a bad time?"
After Aziraphale's departure, all Crowley wants is to be left alone. Muriel has other ideas.
Written for FTH 2024.
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The first time Todd dies, they think it’s an accident.
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On love and latte art by agent_p_94
Fandom: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
01 Jan 2025
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Where I Intend to Go by agent_p_94
Fandom: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
27 Aug 2022
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Post-canon, post-imaginary S3 in which Blackwing is destroyed and everyone can live happily ever after. Written wildly out of order, apologies for any inconsistencies, please feel free to read in whatever order or nonorder you prefer. Dirk and Todd are very much in love and at various stages of admitting it. Alternating fluff and side character angst, anything can be skipped in favor of the other.
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cookin' up a storm, piece of cake by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2024
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yiling_patriarch: first time making a cake with alcohol! it’s still in the oven but it smells great so far
↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: There is no alcohol listed in the ingredients for this recipe.
yiling_patriarch: i didn’t have any oranges or orange juice so i replaced those with a can of orange sparkling margarita! tasted super weird [★★☆☆☆]
↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: Are you being deliberately obtuse?OR: life is tough for baker!lwj when online troll!wwx won't stop commenting on his recipe blog
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15 Aug 2025
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Touch Me, Touch Me Not by killerqueer
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
31 Jul 2024
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Todd Brotzman was born with a rather special gift, but it wasn't from anyone in particular. It hadn’t arrived in a box, nor was it wrapped up, or even something he could hold in his hands. There were no instructions, no manufacturer’s warranty. It just was. The terms of use weren't immediately clear, nor were they of immediate concern.
Another thing to know about Todd Brotzman was that he was in love.
Dirk Gently was, once again, in the wrong place at the right time. And it seemed like this time would be his last.
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- Part 1 of The Facts Were These...
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02 Jan 2025
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Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.
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17 Apr 2024
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more than anything (and nothing more) by clockworkcheetah
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
14 Feb 2024
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An impulsive overthinker with an engagement ring. What could go wrong?
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16 Feb 2024
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old haunts by clockworkcheetah
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
04 Nov 2023
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Living is the hardest part of existing.
Bookmarked by agent_p_94
09 Nov 2023