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Mexico City. 1979. Rio sits in a smokey bar and plays game after game of solitaire. Something is going to happen tonight. Something she must be present for. She does not yet know what.
Down the street, a witch has been playing a show. The witch sings and does so very well. This, Rio knows by osmosis. The witch sings a song about roads and hands and Death and love. It is a song Rio has heard before. She cannot stomach the song for longer than a minute, because all she can hear is purple.
or: rio vidal meets lorna wu in a bar in mexico city.
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you don't need a revelation (you'll be fine with being lost) by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
10 Aug 2026
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“Why were you hiding in the dumpster?”
“What?”
“Why were you in there?” Agatha gestures at the big green metal tub. The woman just… stands there. Sways back and forth slightly. “It’s kind of weird to hide in a dumpster in the middle of a rainstorm. How long were you even in there, anyway? I’ve been hiding out here a least an hour and I never saw you get in, or heard you. Either you’re a super-ninja or weigh, like, zero pounds, or you’ve been hiding in a dumpster for more than an hour which is a little weird, I won’t lie to you.”
The woman slow-blinks at her.
“I’ll be honest,” she says after a minute. “You’re throwing me off my game.”
or: agatha runs away from home and shacks up with a sweet, dorky, overly protective vampire. cue the sitcom theme.
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feeling kind of freaky (maybe it's the moonlight) by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
02 Aug 2026
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The phone rings for an absurdly long amount of time before a raspy voice picks up. “Hi there. Nice to hear from you this evening.”
“Uh… hi.” The pizzeria employee sounds… sexier than Rio was imagining. Not that they were imagining anything, necessarily, they’re just not used to being seduced when trying to order food. “Can I place an order for delivery?”
There’s a long pause on the other end of the line. “Are you looking for roleplay?”
“Sorry, what?”
A long-suffering sigh. “Hon, do you know what number you called?”
or: rio, new in town, tries the number of a new pizza place and gets agatha's phone sex hotline instead.
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how could i ever be so dumb to believe i'd be the one you would adore by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
01 Aug 2026
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Rio texts Agatha a selfie of her and the book pressed to her face outside the store. Look who’s coming home with me!
Agatha texts back just as Rio has hopped on the bus towards her apartment. I’m really excited to hear what you think of it. In a separate text, she sends You, specifically.
Haha, because I’m always your harshest critic
It takes until Rio has gotten home and is kicking off her shoes for Agatha to text: You might be, after this one.
Which is not ominous at all, in Rio’s personal opinion.
or: agatha harkness, famed crime thriller novelist, has written a romance. it is an instant bestseller. it is also a thinly veiled love letter to her best friend, rio vidal, who is obviously very chill about the whole thing.
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even when it hurts (even when my fight's gone) by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
29 Jul 2026
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Normally, Rio wouldn’t give a shit what humans do with their time. Agatha cares a little more, both because she’s mostly kind-of human and also because humans doing stupid things creates great opportunities for chaos. But the meteoric rise of human reliance on generative A.I. has a very particular effect on the Earth’s environment. Namely, a really bad one.
And the funny thing about Rio choosing to have a material form and stay on Earth most of the time is that it exposes them to certain risks. Such as upsets in the cosmic or environmental balance manifesting physically in their body as illnesses or injuries. Such as, well.
A.I. is poisoning the earth, and now it’s poisoning Rio Vidal too.
or: stupid human-influenced climate change has a detrimental effect on rio's cosmic body, and agatha is there to help. a quick, fluffy return to the delaware cabin.
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Wanna Be Haunted For Life by Your Ghost by Angeii_K for soundslikehope, moonlightmilfs
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
01 Jul 2026
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When renowned Twitch streamer Rio aka LadyDeath agreed to a charity game with her friend Alice, she never expected the chaos and laughter it’d bring into her life via up-and-coming Phasmophobia streamer Agatha aka SpiritWitch—who, unbeknownst to Rio, is a big fan and the community’s most chaotic player.
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13 Aug 2026
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“So…It’s true?” Woo cautiously asks, his eyes darting between the two women. “You’re—you’re together?”
Agatha forces her own lips to match the grin on Rio’s face. She releases the breaks of her chair and wheels herself closer to the woman she's known for about twelve minutes, placing her hand on Rio’s knee to mirror the earlier gesture. “Twelve years and counting."
OR: fake dating & wheelchair AUBookmarked by alilbitgay
09 Aug 2026
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Flowers in the Water by Cassie_Bones for urfavegod, magicalrachel
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
21 Jun 2026
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Agatha was born on land, but she was raised in the sea. As a mermaid, she had one very important rule: do not interact with humans.
But Agatha has never been very good at following rules.
Naturally, she gets caught up, literally, by a fishing boat and meets probably the most beautiful human she's ever laid eyes on.
Rio had always had an interest in sea life. Her father was a fisherman, so it was only natural that she follow in his footsteps, listening to his stories of the mythological creatures that live below the surface.
Her favorite stories are those of the mermaids though she knows that they're made up...or are they?
When her fishing boat catches a mysterious (and beautiful) woman miles from shore, she starts to believe that there may be some truth to her father's stories.
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21 Jun 2026
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you teach me and i'll teach you by phoenix_inthe_fire
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
07 May 2026
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"Is this your first time purchasing?" the woman asks, and Imogen kind of feels like someone's kicked her in the stomach when the woman looks away from her to the shiny foil packs on their hangers and seems to actually focus on that.
"Yeah," Imogen says and if she uses the distraction to stare at the even lovelier side profile of this woman's face then whatever.
The woman turns to her rather abruptly, seems to stare at Imogen with a penetrating kind of gaze that makes Imogen feel a little off kilter. "You look like you'd enjoy psychic Pokémon," she says with absolutely no explanation or a break in eye contact.
Imogen is—weirdly—very into it.
Or, imogen, laudna and their relationship with Pokémon through the years
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03 Jun 2026
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“No, but it’s not only the work,” she continued. “It’s you. I don’t appreciate you singularly as my assistant, I appreciate you for you.”
Her assistant’s breath hitched; when she exhaled, it fanned across Rio’s cheeks. “Are you sweet talking me for business or pleasure?”
Rio’s scent suppressants had to have been struggling, everything inside of her felt gooey and warm, and her scent was definitely reflecting it. When Agatha’s nose twitched, Rio pulled back, clearing her throat. “Sorry, it’s late. I’m tired.”
Agatha’s face fell, but she didn’t say anything about Rio attacking her with pheromones. Hell, Agatha most likely couldn’t smell them anyway. “Yeah.” She stood, shucking her skirt down and sliding on her heels. “You should get home to Wanda before she starts worrying about you, or something.”
Or thinking Rio was banging her assistant. “Yeah.”
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Engaged CEO Rio harbors an unrequited crush on her assistant, Agatha. Between wedding planning, concealing her true designation, and running a company, Rio has several reasons to stay away...yet she never does.
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It's more horny omegaverse!
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01 Jun 2026