6 Works by almostantisocial

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    “Why don’t you like my natural musk, sweetheart? I’m a hard-working man, ain’t that sexy?”
    “You’re well beyond natural musk and you know it,” you laugh and look back up at him. A small smirk crosses your face and he sighs in response. When your head tilts to the side, he knows what you’re about to get at.
    “You’re gonna hurt this old man’s feelings,” Joel mutters.

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    “You know what’s weird?” You asked, and didn’t wait for Shauna to answer. “I tell people I’m bisexual, but I’ve never even touched a girl. Like, the only tits I’ve grabbed are my own.”
    “Oh, sweetie, you’re very drunk,” she smiled, giving you a small nod.
    “But I’m right. Do you think it’s weird?”
    “No, I think you know what you want, you just . . . haven’t had the chance.”

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    “Okay, uh . . . How was your day?”

    "Oh my God, Wilson,” House scoffed from the other end. “Do you hear yourself?”

    “I’m asking a normal question! And we always end up bickering like an old married couple, Jesus . . . Can you just, I don’t know, talk? And let me listen?” Wilson asked, and he worried that his voice was bordering desperate. He did not want to be desperate in front of House.

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    “I’m starting to see why some men like to be stepped on,” he says, smiling.

    Your eyebrows tighten in confusion until you look down at your heels. “Oh… Oh? Should I apologize?”

    “I don’t think you need to,” he replies.

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    “Why not? Expect me to flaunt my perfectly chiseled body?” He asks, a silly smile on his face. You rolled your eyes and traced your fingers lower. Your pointer finger dipped underneath his belt, and he tensed at the feeling.
    “Absolutely. Can’t imagine who wouldn’t want to see under your shirt,” you reply as you both refocus on his lower region, your hand exploring lower. He stares intensely as you undo his belt, feeling guilty he hasn’t asked to undress you yet. You smile, gently pulling up the hem of his tank top. “Maybe I should say shirts, huh?”
    “Plural, hah. Very nice joke."

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    Walter's stories can get a bit repetitive, which leads to your undeniable boredom, and Bloodhound loves to see you fall apart without them trying. Which is exactly what they do.

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