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It's a little hard to pinpoint which part of the evening meal makes Seb hate himself the most: the main course ten-year age gap, the healthy side-serving of power imbalance that comes with fucking your brand-new teammate, or the way his wife is waiting for him back home for dessert.
But if he had to pick just one… It's probably the way that all of that still isn't enough to stop him from giving in and licking his plate clean.
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- Part 3 of F1 Drabbles
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It's not something they mention in the movies- that just because the loop keeps going, it doesn't mean the person stuck inside will.
Max, unfortunately, learns this lesson the hard way.
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- Part 2 of F1 Drabbles
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Charles accidentally breaks a glass. Luckily, Max is there to make it all better.
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- Part 1 of F1 Drabbles
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It wasn’t supposed to happen like this.
It was supposed to be planned around his schedule- aligned with winter break, maybe. Or even after he’d retired. He should’ve been with his partner, whoever they were; he’d never dared hope it would be Max. He should’ve been wrapped in their embrace, murmuring hushed words of excitement to one another as they waited for the minutes to pass and a result to show on the test.
They should’ve found out together. Ready. Eager. Full of love.
Instead it was like this: alone, curled on a cold bathroom floor, a painfully impersonal PDF staring at Charles from his phone. The only positivity to be found in the situation was sitting in the results column of the file, neatly slotted next to the word pregnancy.
The email. The result. The loneliness. It was all too much. Charles began to cry once again.
At the top of his screen, a response popped up with impeccable timing.
i told you not to text me.
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Charles is in love with Max. Max is in love with Charles. It really is that complicated, and then it gets worse.
Meanwhile, Lando just wants Oscar to kiss him, and he's not quite sure how to make that happen. -
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It's Seb's first time having a female teammate.
It shouldn't matter, just like it shouldn't matter that she's a woman herself. But it does, because this is motorsports, and it does, because Seb knows how girls are.
(Alternatively: The worst thing Seb could possibly be is a woman, and nobody will ever let her forget it.
Especially not Sebastian Vettel herself.)
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No plot, just pure vibes.
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Charles is a loyal disciple of Ferrari, but finds his devotion goes unrewarded. That's fine, though- he'll seek absolution elsewhere, in Max.
Max knows there's something wrong with his beloved Charles, but he's not sure what to do about it.
Full push, full risk, bien-aimé.
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Q - Google what is Dutch for baby?
A - Zuigeling
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“Oh my God,” he murmurs, eyes transfixed on the slight bob of his partner’s swollen breasts. The skin is pale, smooth and flawless, apart from the rosy glow of his nipples, right on the crest of their curve. They weren’t nearly this size when Charles left for the race. He’s not sure he would’ve been able to leave if they were.
“Huh?” Max’s forehead knits up in confusion, before he follows the intense focus of Charles’ eyeline. “Oh. Good, right? Something last week just made them totally-” He mimes growth, his hands flying apart. Max makes a little pow sound as he does. How totally uncool. Charles is in love.“Yeah, good,” Charles murmurs. When Max moves his arms, it makes his tits sway a little. He doesn’t ever want to look away. “Can I-?”
(Or: Charles loves pregnant Max's milky titties)
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“What’s Charles doing these days anyway? Is he coming?”
He tried to sound as nonchalant as he possibly could, even if it probably wouldn’t matter if he didn’t because Oscar actually was the most nonchalant person he ever met and wouldn’t think anything weird about him asking anyway.
“Oh, isn’t he here yet? I didn’t notice, with all the organization and stuff.” Oscar looks around for a second, looking for him. “Lando didn’t mention anything about him coming later, but I reckon he’s probably late for a good reason. You know, with the baby and all that, I wouldn’t mind too much if he takes a bit more time than expected to join us.”
Max feels like he doesn’t understand English anymore. The most logical explanation about what Oscar just said is that he suddenly lost all ability to understand foreign languages.
“His what?”
Or: a year ago, Max met Charles during Lando’s birthday and started the shortest, most intense fling he experienced in his entire life. This time around, Charles shows up with a pup. Max has a couple of questions.
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Three facts about Lando’s current season:
- Adrenaline makes him hard, which makes everything in his life an absolute minefield to navigate.
- He is tired of other drivers making jokes about his massive cock at the hospitality urinals.
- Oscar Piastri has never once participated in any of it.
Point 3 started off being cool. A welcome display of maturity. Unfortunately, it has since become a deeply horny fixation, a challenge that Lando now wants to win.
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- Part 13 of landoscar works by this anon
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Charles has been acting strange. For weeks. He has a secret, Max is sure of it. The only thing is, he has no idea what it could possibly be, or has he?
Let the investigation begin!