9 Works by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
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Cattle Tendency by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
02 Feb 2025
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In a world where hybrids are fairly compensated for selling their milk, wool, and eggs, Joseph and Caesar are a bonded pair of cows working at the humble Dairy Supplena farm. Their boss, Elizabeth Joestar (Ms. Lisa Lisa to her staff) wants to expand her operation, but can’t afford to do so and still pay her staff a fair wage. Selling at the state fair is only a band-aid solution. But a mysterious man they encounter there takes an interest in the two cows. They’ll bring home a handsome payment if they only do one little thing for his pet project:
Breed with the last living bull aurochs hybrid.
Physically, Joseph and Caesar are the perfect candidates to face the mighty Wamuu. But are they compatible? What will it take to get through the hulking bull’s stoic facade?
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Seeds of Heaven by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Jul 2024
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”Oh, heavens,” he says out loud. He needs to lie down. The conclusions hit him, one after the other. So Erina and I are going to have a family after all. A rather large family. All at once. And I’m the one carrying them.
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In a place outside of time, Jonathan and Dio find that they’ve protected the souls of their bloodlines from oblivion in a most unexpected way. One takes this revelation better than the other. -
Butterfly in a Storm by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
04 Oct 2022
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The family bonds between orca merfolk are legendary. The Joestar clan is no exception, and eagerly awaits the arrival of its newest member, to welcome Jotaro’s pup together. Or that was the plan, anyway, before they got caught up on a storm.
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Ice Water After Sex by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
18 Sep 2022
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N’Doul could only listen, transfixed. He knew what Dio was, of course. Many who went up to his chambers, whether they had been seduced off Cairo’s streets or selected from within the mansion, never returned. But he had never been this close to it before. And then Dio took his hand.
DIO does with his most devoted servants what vampires do with humans they’ve just bedded. Sort of.
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Gyro’s Uneggspected Patient by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Apr 2022
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Diego has managed to continue succeeding in the Steel Ball Run despite the addition of a fast-growing wereraptor son. But then, when the final leg of the race is in sight, Scary Monsters’ biology acts up again and forces him to lay another clutch of eggs. At least this time will be easier when Diego knows what to expect… right? And when he gets help from an unexpected source… right?
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- Part 2 of [DINOSAUR JR.]
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Making Mountains by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Nov 2021
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Aisho gets a chance to be helpful when he finds his friend in heat.
In which Rock Humans reproduce by laying eggs, in greater numbers with a partner.
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- Part 2 of Life Cycle of Silicanthropus mirabilis
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Of Time, Space, and Stuffing Face by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Apr 2021
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Kira’s life hasn’t been quiet since he somehow found himself sharing his house with a vampire, a physical god, two mafia bosses in one, a dinosaur, and a self-proclaimed United States President, and Pucci isn’t here to help keep the peace. They all barely tolerated each other before a strange Stand appeared and sucked them into a pocket dimension filled with nothing but food, all of which must be eaten before they can escape. This bizarre situation will test the men’s bonds… and waistlines.
Abandoned, probably.
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The Wonder of Birth by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Jan 2021
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A humble part-time worker at TG University Hospital goes home sick, or so his coworkers believe. The truth is: Tooru does have a pressing physiological matter to attend to, but is far from ill or miserable.
In which Rock Humans reproduce by laying eggs and do not always need mates to do so.
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- Part 1 of Life Cycle of Silicanthropus mirabilis
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Diego’s Dino Dozen by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Jan 2021
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Diego thinks he’s gotten Scary Monsters under control… until he unknowingly beds down above a fossilized Utahraptor nesting ground and it affects his primal instincts. The jockey will lose the second leg of the race, but gain much, much more…
Or: life finds a way for a short, arrogant pretty boy to swell up with eggs.
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- Part 1 of [DINOSAUR JR.]