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Crowley dreams of fire.
This would be unremarkable, but for one thing: this particular fire fills him with a holy terror he hasn’t felt for millennia.
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Greg and Mycroft had a date. Someone should probably say something to Sherlock. Maybe it’s best to talk to John first.
Chronologically, this happens between “A Single Bite” (part 6) and “Monday Morning” (part 7) of the “Names and Other Assumptions” series, because John and Greg like to go down the pub on Sundays, apparently.
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- Part 11 of Names and Other Assumptions
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Silliness at NSY.
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Until the phone call summoning him here, it had been the most pleasant Christmas Greg could recall.
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Sometimes, Greg can surprise Mycroft, much to his own surprise.
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Lestrade posts a profile to an Internet dating site with one tiny untruth. Of course, Mycroft immediately notices.
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Four Seasons fill the measure of the year;
There are four seasons in the mind of man
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Sherlock is gone for three years. Life goes on for those he left behind.
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Castiel is adopted by drag queens who think he is a veteran with PTSD and an abusive ex boyfriend. They're not wrong.
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24 Aug 2025
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As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.
What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?
(It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)
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- Part 1 of talk
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03 Aug 2025
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This is the knit store AU that no one asked for but I wrote anyway, where Dean, Sam and Mary sell yarn and teach knitting and crochet. Dean’s also a firefighter, because who doesn’t love a man in uniform? Sam walks dogs. But just what is Mary doing at Surekill exterminators?
There’s Destiel and Saileen romance. Hijinks and happy times, with just enough angst and drama to keep the story going. A happy ending guaranteed.
Selling yarn, knitting things. The family business.
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Now completed!
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13 Jul 2025
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25¢ pocket guardian angels by hopelessheathen (ElspethMcGillicuddy)
Fandoms: Supernatural
26 Mar 2016
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Inspired by Jennilah's adorable artwork of a tiny!cas-filled gumball machine.
Dean walks into his local bank one day and notices that someone has filled the old gumball machine with these tiny, wiggling, sentient angels in individual plastic packaging. Deeply concerned about their air supply and the fact that they're trapped there in the sun, he starts pumping in quarters to rescue them. This is worse than leaving a dog in an overheating car.
Now he's got forty of the little guys running all over his house, and god knows how many others might be trapped and dying all over the city.
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John has a prostate exam and discovers something surprising about himself. Experimentation follows. Sherlock wants to help. They're in love. You know the drill.
Prompted by this reddit post from which I took the title ("I had guilty secrets, stolen from the Gods, and I was going to fuck myself with them.") and a few other details.
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- Part 1 of Guilty Secrets
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10 Sep 2024