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Carter’s not sure exactly when he first learned about the patented Peter Benton Dating Algorithm, but it must have been early on, because he internalised it like it was any other scrap of information he’d gleaned and hoarded like a crazy person, like his GPA (3.8), his birthday (September 9th) or his blood type (B positive).
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12 Nov 2025
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Three weeks into their delightful slog across Westeros, during yet another charming day of shitting in the woods, eating half-raw squirrel, and trudging his feet bloody, the single most dour and uninteresting woman Jaime had ever met in all of Westeros stopped in the middle of a field, drew a deep breath, and said, “When I was seven, my aunt came to visit with her son. My father told me that as the daughter of the house, it was my duty to show hospitality to my guests and to be gracious to them. I wanted to make him proud. So for three weeks, I let my cousin follow me around and talk to me about spiders.”
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- Part 8 of Game of Thrones works
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22 Feb 2025
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She knew next to nothing, and Google was largely unhelpful. All of her searches (“vampire sex rules” and “vampire dos and don’ts” and one very self-indulgent “average vampire cock size big?”) linked her to dated top ten lists written by anyone other than an actual vampire.
Twenty minutes of frustrated scrolling eventually led her to a supernatural dating forum. The website was horribly aged, but still active. Questions were tagged, which meant that it was easy to narrow down her search. Vampire, she clicked, and Sex.
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In which Rey gets suckered into shooting porn with one of Poe's pickiest vampire actors.
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22 Feb 2025
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fighting vainly the old ennui by Fahye for innie
Fandoms: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries
25 Dec 2014
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The Bowerbird wasn't playing fair; Jack couldn't debate these pieces of paper. He couldn't tell pieces of paper and a growing pile of feathers that he, too, remembered the rare treat that was eating a single piece of tropical fruit in the heavy heat of a Christmas afternoon, stickying his best suit of clothes, which had been so clean and pressed for church that morning.
(In which Inspector Jack Robinson is having a fairly uneventful year, divorce notwithstanding, until he acquires a lady doctor for a drinking buddy and receives a series of flirtatious notes from a jewel thief.)
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- Part 12 of Author's Favourites
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22 Feb 2025
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Army of Two by Missilellaneous
Fandoms: Mad Max Series (Movies), Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
06 Nov 2024
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Did you see how they fought for each other, this little army of two?
I reject the reality where Jack dies and am substituting my own. A very slow burn romance that follows Jack and Furiosa's adventures at the Citadel and beyond.
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26 Jan 2025