asexualBasilisk
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Craig Tucker left South Park to go take care of his grandparents. He came back for college, only to find his best friend and kind of ex-boyfriend dating someone else. He would be happy for Tweek, if this someone else wasn't a major dickwad. Really, he hated him with a passion but he had no idea what to do about it.
Stan Marsh loved his life. He had an apartment with his two best friends, an amazing girlfriend, and he was captain of the football team. But, then he realized that he had more than friendly feelings for his super best friend, Kyle. It doesn't help that he was beginning to get jealous of blind dates Kyle went on due to his mother's requests.
Kenny McCormick was scared of commitment, which is why he could easily be seen as a whore. But, he wanted to seriously date Butters. He just didn't want to be a shitty boyfriend, and he wasn't sure if he could be a good one so he didn't try to increase them to the next level. He was 99.99% sure that he loved Butters, but the thought of being involved for more than just a fling scared him.
Romance is weird and hard, which is why this ragtag group of asshole friends have to work out their problems together. Suck on that, Friends (1994).
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"Earl, I'm telling you that there's no way we're at any risk from giant worms this year. That problem has already been handled and it's unlikely they'll arise from their giant worm-y graves to attack us again." Cecil says, waiting patiently as Earl searches his locker for his geometry book and scanning the crowd to see if Carlos is here yet. No sign of the scientist yet but Cecil is keeping faith.
"I'm not talking about giant worms. I'm talking about GIANT WORMS!!!" Earl points out, "You said that the two things were completely different. And I think that there's a real risk of GIANT WORMS!!! after all the rain we've had this year."
"Ohhh." Cecil realises, "Yes, GIANT WORMS!!! might be a threat. I thought you were referring to simple giant worms, not their terrifying cousins that devoured half the school soccer team last fall."
Earl rolls his eyes. "I told you a million times that the soccer team were at an away game. They weren't eaten by any GIANT WORMS!!!"
"That's what you think." Cecil says.
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04 Jan 2018
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Harry Potter and the Cursed Child (in novel form) by BoleynC
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
09 Oct 2016
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This is Harry Potter and the Cursed Child as a novel. From the perspective of Albus Severus Potter and sometimes Scorpius Malfoy. Dialogue and directions the same (except for one scene ahem). With added novel-ish character stuff.
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22 May 2017
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Jughead Jones is antisocial and brooding, invisible to everyone except for his bestfriend Betty Cooper who works on the school newspaper with him. Due to his fathers death, he's forced to be under the care of his step-mother, Penelope Blossom; doing chores for her and her twins, Cheryl and Jason.
Archie Andrews is Riverdale High's star quarterback, who is adored by all. But despite his father's wishes to work for the family business, Archie secretly aspires to be a musician.
Under the name 'burgerboy', Jughead confides to 'musicman', someone he met on an online forum for LGBTQ+ teens; which eventually turns into an online relationship. He has no idea that 'musicman' is Archie Andrews, his ex-bestfriend who doesn't even remember he exists.Bookmarked by asexualBasilisk
21 May 2017
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A glimpse into the married life of Eric and Kyle as they move into a generic white suburban neighbourhood, and the feud they hold with the president of the Neighbourhood Watch.
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11 May 2017
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Kyle Broflovski is in his senior year of high school, hoping for his future to be more like the past. When he learns that his friends are no longer the people who they used to be, he questions if anything will be the same again. Battling his sexual identity and crippling loneliness, one person who he would never had suspected to be by his side is there with him all the way, and eventually learns that not everyone has changed as much as he originally thought.
PS: Some of the tags don't really apply until later in the story.
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10 May 2017